Why is talking to someone who you claim to be interested in on a daily basis such an outrageous concept to y’all?🤔🧐

Papaya, honeydew and coffee this morning

Found a hopefully good Lambrusco to go with this BBQ i picked up.

I don't play favorites but...

Same never scared.

I wanna grill but lazy

Like yes, baby. I want to talk to you about my day. Tell you how much I love you and wanna see you. Check-in when I’m out and let you know I made it home safe. Send you a song I heard that reminded me of you. Plan a FaceTime date and watch a movie. I like shit like that.

Troubleshooting the dishwasher on my morning off

Horny is healthy

Friday-est Thursday ever.

The REAL tea.

Do people still have ringtones ? I can’t tell you the last time my phone was off vibrate

Lou Lou 😢😢😢😢

I like Draymond giving commentary. He's very charismatic.

Lake Show til the end of time but I'm rooting for the Knicks

NEW YORK DID THAT SHIT!!!!

That was wild!!! #letsgoKnicks

Boys fighting back.

This is a slaughter.

oh the Spurs is HUNGRY.

He just charged into Brunson wow

Gonna spatchcock a chicken today

We losing recipes with all these whispering and singing out the side of their mouths singers

Happy Sunday, y’all.

Should I re-watch Nemesis?

I’ll be pulling for NY in the Finals.

11. Where you sleep at your own gotdamn house.

Bridges in songs

I wanna make shrimp pasta salad today

High thoughts: We really be cracking all these sunflower seeds just for this tiny nut lol 😂

Good afternoon

4 nights over here and my sleep still ain't right

HELLO SOMEBODY!!

Me many times but not currently.

if our relationship is just texts and phone calls ONLY???? we are not together. this is a flirt-from-home gig.

Cover to cover each volume of the World Book.

mandatory.

I haven’t lived with a partner in over a decade, so I’m open to whatever works. Same bed. Different bedrooms. Next door to each other. As long as we’re in close proximity, I’m cool.

1997 Interning at HBO and made around $6.25/ hr.

I'm old, calling me "bro" it's not romantic. You need to "baby" me to let me know that you like me.

Late birthday post

Beaching w @ysl-ron.bsky.social @joshjenks.bsky.social

Cuz we don't play music on voicemail greetings anymore.

Pecan. Praline. Ice Cream.

@griotdamone.bsky.social happy birthday 😘

Waking on the west coast and yall clearly got the day started

Green frames. Love it.

It’s nice outside. Don’t argue with someone online who you don’t even know if they musty or not.