It’s Wednesday

I ask, you shall receive

I’m actually pretty good at smoking weed

Should I post thirst tonight?

Posting nudes on fb just to feel something

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Saw this shit on 🧵and I’m dead 🤣🤣

JESUS: and when you pray, do not say “amen” it is like hanging up on god DISCIPLE: wtf is hanging up JESUS: look in 2000 years there’s gonna be a communication device called a “telephone” and— DISCIPLE: wtf is a device JESUS: it’s a thing that fits in a pocket DISCIPLE: WTF IS A POCKET

What’s the caption?

Chest and triceps for this Tuesday morning

Ever listen to a podcast and decide to look the host up just to see if they look like what you thought?

@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social new pfp is cute

@lilygrace.gay how are you? I haven’t heard from you in sooooo long

I need to art

Monochrome Monday submission

When I was a kid movies were so much shorter. Kids these days got nothin better to do than watch 20+ hr marvel movies

Monday muscles

I’ve got some new hires starting today and they might bench more than me…

Dadwear

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Not vibing on this Saturday

Happy Saturday, my legs are shaking but my biceps are pumped

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I don’t find Jerry Seinfeld very funny. I mostly can’t get past the fact that he dated a 17 year old when he was 39…

Can the simpsons hurry up and predict the fall of this administration?

Damn, I’ve been forgetting to like my own posts

Normalize having pet fur on clothes

It’s rainy today and I’m actually fucking with it… is this what it’s like to work inside?!

Guys, take responsibility . When your partner has a dream where you were mean, apologize for that shit

2026 needs to be my anime transformation montage

Shout out to the born again atheists

When I inevitably put weight on I’m just gonna claim it as the daddy bod

This last hour and a half is just gonna drag on huh?

If one mobile app allows you to swipe to go back they all should allow it. Get with the program devs

We need an Occupy Wall Street resurgence, an Occupy All Streets, if you will.

its not you. its all of you.

a woman was killed by our government yesterday… we were one week into the new year

Is clusterfuck one word or two? I wanna get the past experiences part of this resume perfect.

I wanna smoke weed * I think to myself after just hitting the goddamn bowl

You think Stephen Miller got a cut from whatever musk paid his wife to get her pregnant?

Fuck it… I’m gonna start liking my own posts. Idgaf

Felt cute af might delete later

I’ll be honest, I could go for a two day work week and a five day weekend

We don’t always have 100% but we still put in the work…

It seems really unfair that my future depends on me.

Took these photos two years ago to this day. This was the last time I saw my dad. He wasn’t perfect but he was my dad and I miss him

you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string

Ideas for ass cheek tats?

Tough titty it’s Tuesday