People with Mars in water signs have excellent rhythm

Indianapolis has been lovely as always, and so looking forward to Detroit tomorrow through the 10th! Bondassage®️

Milo Minderbinder Is one of my favorite fictional characters

We’re glad it’s TACO Tuesday! 🌮

When I say “Happy Easter” I mean meet me in the woods to commune with the hares and welcome the Persephone from Hell, her winter home.

Good Friday?

My mother used to tell me all the time, “until it happens, it’s all just talk” and I think about that every time a man wastes a split second of my life after promising to send a deposit 🤡

“amoebae leave no fossils. They haven’t any bones. (No teeth, no belt buckles, no wedding rings.) It is impossible, therefore, to determine how long amoebae have been on Earth.” Tom Robbin’s eccentric novel Even Cowgirls Get the Blues was first published on this date in 1976 by Houghton Mifflin.

Got you feeling like a narco. 💋💀🖤

I set the tone & I set the pace. Don’t forget that.

And yet I loved reading Catch-22

Sacrosanct

a heavenly way to die 😌

I’m very powerful

I heard you like pretty bisexuals who sling great strap 🤔

A little time with Mom & Dad might do you some good.

Pink rubber doll 🎀

why is kamala harris, the inventor of fosta/sesta, texting my whore line

In like a lion, out like a lamb

I’m your new religion.

john waters at a No Kings rally in Provincetown (not my pic, Peter Toto, x)

I will be a whore in every lifetime! I’ll be a whore when capitalism falls! This is who I’m meant to be! Whores are a sign of a healthily functioning society! 😇

Your dream come true! A kinky BBW girlfriend available in Manhattan 💋 Please direct inquiries to [email protected]

Guys, pro dating tip: actions over words! Civ guy: "Wish there was something I could do to make you feel better." Clients: - "Check your wallet, I sent you a little something I hope will help." - "Sorry the world's so stressful for you right now. I hope this gift cheers you up." (in wishlist note)

You feel that? 💋 I'm blowing you a telepathic kiss

I’m so pretty when I’m suffering 🥹 From rope session 1 with Galen 🪢 (full set you know where)

Join my cult- we do space yoga on Thursdays 🪐

A WARRIOR FEARS NOTHING, NOT EVEN ASKING FOR HELP.

Just laid out all my plans for a northeast tour in May! Boston, Providence, NH, CT, and Long Island 🧳 Direct inquiries to [email protected]

reminder that just as one follows illustrators, musicians, architects, game devs, one can follow and enjoy and support workers purely for creative joy! If you aren't already following some, you can add some workers to your feed, even if you aren't a client. Keep bsky worker-friendly!

Ignoring you in two genders

Checking for that spring weather

In the mood to romance a fella

The day has come

New Moon Energy

Maybe #Chicago late April with @tsrachelsmithe.bsky.social ? She'll be visiting #Philly again April 12 - 14th ish! Fulfilling fantasies one day at a time. For Cassy www.cassylemoi.com, and for Cassy and @dctrey.bsky.social www.cassyandtrey.com #MilkingTable #Bondassage

Keep telling me that you love my blog about Hellenistic gods enjoying watersports and we'll end up like this

Ways to spend your tax return this year: - Book a sex worker - Gift a sex worker things from their wish lists - Tip a sex worker - Spend it all on sex workers because your life will be dramatically improved for it

Morning Bluesky.

I like my men generous and well trained

We need more bloopers in end credits 🎥

my husband spent the afternoon hand making pasta for dinner and then enjoyed the dessert of waxing my asshole. this is the standard. men of service only. if you can’t be useful, move along.

Zendaya in vintage Caché at the 2026 ESSENCE Black Women In Hollywood Awards #fashionsky

Two tattooed earth angels are better than one 🪽🪽 Kindly reach out via email to experience @chiaranovio.bsky.social and me together in LA April 4-7 💋

Hiiiii (with intention of being very expensive) w/@biancastone.bsky.social

I would dance for you day and night

Thighs are going from Pony to Stallion 💪 Book me to watch me Slavic-squat on it 🥵

DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

You, me, and the devil makes three