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My body count? I’m a pacifist you sick fuck

body-feel check in Like this post then go take a 5min stretch break 🤸🏾‍♀️

My heart may be a socialist but my pussy is a capitalist

RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism

primadonna girl

I have sucked at tweeting because I have been dodging feds & sunbathing to the max. Catch me outside- [email protected]

“I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets.” — D.H. Lawrence ✨ I choose beauty, pleasure, and moments worth remembering- won't you join in?

For folks not in DC: - There are full-on police checkpoints most nights - Gangs of 30+ federal agents roam DC - National Guard folks w/ guns patrolling a Harris Teeter - Every day, multiple friends see ICE kidnapping ppl - Daycares are scared to have kids go on walks due to ICE

Maybe my fave part of Seattle lol

Looking for reasons to come to DC and spend time with the gorgeous @capitolfun.bsky.social this fall. Want to be one of them? Reach out 💕

edible just hit at the shoppes and now i feel like im in one of those christmas villages watching the workers in the windows

Seattle was funnnn!

Take me back to floating around Georgetown exuding third wife energy… This summer I’m available in DC for select dates of 4h+ and extended duos with the gorgeous @capitolfun.bsky.social Let’s start a new chapter 💕

See your fave sex worker before she’s denaturalized for “sex offenses”

Calling it a 'glow job' whenever I wear this set

SCOTUS announced that tomorrow will be the last day for opinions. There are 5 or 6 cases left on the regular docket. I'm still holding out hope for Free Speech v. Paxton, but it's not looking good for porn in this country.

This is so real 😅

✨Using tonight's new moon magic to manifest a duo w. the gorgeous @keikinw.bsky.social ⭒ Seattle July 1, 2, & 3 ⭒

✨Using tonight's new moon magic to manifest a duo w. the gorgeous @keikinw.bsky.social ⭒ Seattle July 1, 2, & 3 ⭒

Singing DC duets and getting warm and cozy with @capitolfun.bsky.social May 15 &16

A beautiful morning on the hill Took the long way to meet my date- do you recognize this building? #dateDC

"Nymphs Bathing in the Balanced Light of Ostara's Spring" Also known as "The Adoration of Aria Wilde"

Spring fling now loading 🌸🌸🌸 ■■■■■□□80%

Mid March and I still keep messing up the year and writing 2024

Baby loves a shoe request 💘

My heart may be a socialist but my pussy is a capitalist

Which Julia Roberts movie do you like more- Pretty Woman or Mystic Pizza? Thanks for the fun 📍 New Haven

Good morning to everyone except the guy that got 'A Thousand Miles' stuck in my head!

Seeking a Richmond romance, here through Wednesday 💞

Shawdy said she found this at her grandma house. Im tryna get like Dan 😂

More & more frequently, I dream of deleting it all and just disappearing from this industry. The general quality of new inquiries really has put a damper on what makes me happy about this biz. I am grateful for the solid gents in my corner. Keeping it simple and sexy!

the best representation of my sex worker brand i have yet to see

Ass like an onion, makes ya wanna cry

Dinner was vegan 😇 dessert was not 😈 📍PLANTA Queen #dateDC

🫧Just added some good clean fun to sunroom.so/capitolfun 🚿

Before you buy that cybertruck, think of how many escorts you could see. You will come out a better person and better fucked.

Good morning to everyone 💞 except me that drive cybertrucks

The dream: "Come in!" I say ✨ 🗝️ You swing the door open Am I in bed eagerly waiting for you wearing ♥️ or 🖤?

Baby you know that I can only give you everything

Big fan of the bigger bewbs but nothing fits! Updated my wish list if you wanna treat the ladies throne.com/capitolfun

BTW, I'm local this week, but easily can be whisked away for FMTY, if you plan it right. Get in touch. Remember thick thighs save lives. #dateDC #dateVA #FMTY #dateMD

In a world of tall drinks of water, I am a long cool flute of champagne 🥂

Looks like I need a date in 📍Dallas this February! ❣️Will it be you? 💌 [email protected]

APPARENTLY you gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser, you gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger, you gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together i *just* found this out. fuck. FUCK

Rooting for the home team today! #Hail 🏈 throw back to a fun date to see the #Commanders play in Nov