I am not playing with my health in ~these times~ 🙃 I just got revaccinated against MMR and you may be able to, too!

This is your yearly reminder: Spoil your favorite SWer this Valentine’s Day! I mean, we’re awesome and make everything in your life just a little bit more bearable ❤️😚

I just came up with the idea to use my kaleidoscope while taking a bath and OMG, my baths just got a lot more interesting! 10/10 would recommend

Oh god it’s snowing again

Hey there, Miami! 🌴 I’ll be passing through February 23rd-25th for a bit of fun in the sun! I am very much looking forward to exploring the diverse art, culture, and of course, the fabulous food 😋

I get to be reunited with my BFF next week 🥰🥰

You could be receiving sultry photos of me straight to your inbox. If you haven’t signed up for my newsletter yet, what are you waiting for? 😏

Happy to report that I’m back in action on X (for now)! A friendly reminder that nothing is guaranteed on any social platform. The only way to ensure you’ll receive my uncensored updates regardless of ~whims~ is to subscribe to my newsletter: leanalane.com/newsletter Let’s never lose touch 💌

We’re whispering secrets to each other (and then some…) 😏

I’m delighted that I made it back to NYC just in time to catch the Sixties Surreal exhibition before it closed. Lots of excellent works by incredible women artists, including some personal favorites. The Whitney never disappoints!

Traveling north from DC > NYC on Amtrak. I was not prepared for all this snow!

Patiently waiting for ‘Bluesky’ to appear in the ‘where did you find me’ field. 👉🏻🥺👈🏻

I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”

A longtime friend & admirer gifted me this exquisite chocolate advent calendar. Each “ornament” corresponded to one of the many moons in our solar system & conveyed interesting facts pertaining to the science and mythology behind each moon. What’s a sweet & unexpected gift you received last year?

Several concerned friends have reached out about the recent suspension of my longstanding X account (est. Oct 2015 😢). I’m in the process of trying to get it restored, but am not optimistic about a sustainable longterm solution on that platform. (See below for the public view & my backend view).

NYC, have you missed me? 😉 I’ll be passing through January 18th-19th. Pre-booking is required, so don’t wait to reach out… 💌

All work, no play? Couldn’t be me 😏

Heading your way soon, NYC! 🚊🍎 I’ll have limited but enthusiastic availability January 18th-19th, so let’s make the most of it 😘

…and a very good morning to you 🫦

Aching for you 💕

Please enjoy this photo my BFF Christine B took of me moments after I gleefully rescued this luggage rack from a trash pile on the sidewalk 🧳 Not pictured: our longtime client waiting patiently. Duo dates with us are always an adventure! 😅🤣

I squealed when this gorgeous collage of rug designs from one of my favorite indie decor brands showed up in my inbox 😍 Which one most captures your fall vibe? I’m torn between the first image, middle right and the second image, bottom left 🍂🍃

I’m delighted to announce that I’ll be blowing my way (hehe) into the Windy City next month! 🏙️ Chicago 11/5-11/7 ✈️ Chicago is full of hidden gems and I, for one, can’t get enough. Let’s do some urban exploring together! 😉 💌 leanalane.com/meet

One of the simplest, yet sweetest and most unexpected gifts I’ve ever received! He noticed an offhand comment and got inspired. Pure childhood nostalgia, straight to my heart (and eyeballs) 💘📚👀 Tell us about an inexpensive gift you particularly cherish and why it’s special 🎁

On my way to meet you 🚗😘

It’s my birthday month & I’m (finally) slowing down enough to celebrate 🥳🍾🎁 My wishlist is updated, so head to throne.com/leanalane to spoil me! I’m also raising funds for Migrant Solidarity Mutual Aid DC (MSMA). Visit linktr.ee/dcmigrantmut... to donate or get involved 💕

Part of me is sad that summer is coming to an end, as I’ve gotten to have so many incredible experiences and made tons of beautiful memories this season. It was beyond special! That said, I loooove autumn and can’t wait to feel those crunchy leaves underfoot 🍂😍

As a huge art lover, I’ll never decline an art museum date! I had such a sweet time at the BMA recently and am thrilled that we caught the Black Earth Rising exhibition before it closes this Sunday. It’s absolutely worth prioritizing if you’re in the area!

Good morning, Boston! Looking good 😍

Peek-a-boo 🤭 If you want to be the first to hear about my upcoming tours, now is the perfect time to sign up for my newsletter! An email announcement about visiting a couple new destinations is forthcoming very soon ✈️ leanalane.com/newsletter

I love receiving off-the-beaten-path (at least, to me as a visitor) recommendations from a local in their home city. Even better when they’re willing to play tour guide! Thank you, C, for a lovely afternoon and for introducing me to Optimist Hall. Such a gem!

Hello, Charlotte! It’s good to be back 😘

I always enjoy NYC, but this visit was truly unforgettable. The Whitney’s Amy Sherald exhibition was stunning, Oh, Mary! was a hoot, and I was so blown away by Dorian Gray that I saw it *twice.* Plus, I got to enjoy a divine tasting menu at Dirt Candy, one of my faves! 😋

Give me something to bite my lip about this week, NYC 🫦 I’ll be all up in you Wednesday 25th through Saturday 28th and have room for just one or two more encounters. You know what to do… 💌 leanalane.com/meet

Not me icing my knee in the back of a Lyft with the same bottle of bubbly I just banged into it 😅 Instant bruise 🥲

I only just realized that my NYC dates happen to coincide with Pride, which is a very happy accident! Don’t wait to capture my attention, as pretty soon my schedule will be filled up with performances, parties, and celebrations 🎉🌈🍾 💌 leanalane.com/meet

Who else is in the mood for a sensual summer vibe? 😘 DC - 6/16-6/24 NYC - 6/25-6/28 Let’s heat up and cool off together 🔥💦

June is heating up, babiessss🔥 It’s Pride month, which means that if you don’t book me, you’re literally biphobic 🌈🌈 Sorry, I don’t make the rules! 😘 DC - 6/5-6/24 NYC - 6/25-6/28* *Rescheduled from late May

I’m never blue when I’m with you 💙 Touring NYC 5/29-6/1 💌 leanalane.com/meet

Psst, have you heard? I’ll be available for duos in NYC this month with my beloved @meetaudreyquinn.com (the artist formerly known as Sophia Duvall)! Now prebooking for May 29th-June 1st. Drop a line, won’t you? 💌 leanalane.com/meet 💋

Think dreams don’t come true? They absolutely can and do! 😘

New York, I’ve been away for far too long! Let’s get reacquainted, shall we? Visiting NYC from May 29-June 1 Duos available with the bookish & brilliant @meetaudreyquinn.com 👯‍♀️ 💌 leanalane.com/meet

Do you like how toned my arms are? 💪

Your move 😘

Quick Tip When Meeting in Public 👀🚪 "Nice to see you!" — versus "Nice to meet you!" — goes a long way in keeping things discreet. Whether in a restaurant, lobby, or elsewhere, it’s always good to be mindful of what others may overhear. Favorite discretion tips? Please share!

Hands up everyone who zooms in on every picture posted with a bookshelf in the background to check out the books

Just got back from my first ski trip this season and OMG, Taos was steep! We didn’t have great snow and dealt with an absurd amount of car trouble in just a few days, but we made the best of it! Plus, I got to hang with this big fluffy boy over lunch 🐕