Had an absolutely fabulous time with @lucystrawberrynyc.bsky.social and a new friend yesterday ☺️

Looks like I have surprise availability in NYC April 28th + 29th for a lunch/dinner date or longer… if you can confirm this weekend. 💋

Snapshots from a perfect overnight 📸

Today is a day of celebration: I *finally* finished the book that I have been reading since 2025. Don’t know what I plan to read next, but I think it has to be a work of fiction to balance out this last non-fiction number…leave your fiction recommendations in the comments please!

Melinoe naked in the opening shot of this new trailer? Iconic. I love how Supergiant knows their audience and what we want…this is one of many, MANY reasons why Hades and Hades II are two of my favorite games ❤️‍🔥

Having peach tea with brandy-infused honey for breakfast…life is good ☺️

A wonderful dinner and dessert (obviously) at Cosme with delicious company…the peking duck carnitas were to diiiie for 🤤

Hi 💜

Hi 💜

A wonderful dinner and dessert (obviously) at Cosme with delicious company…the peking duck carnitas were to diiiie for 🤤

Just finished playing Dispatch...what a fantastic video game!! Great (raunchy) humor, fun game mechanics, incredible voice acting, and a wonderful choose-your-own-adventure storytelling experience...how come no one told me about this game sooner? 10/10, highly recommend

Snapshots from a perfect overnight 📸

Dress code was “Glamorous Sexy Freakshow”. I think I nailed the first two elements but struggled on the third. 🥺

Mentally, I’m here:

Welp, it finally happened: I have been booted off Twitter. It's Bluesky or bust!

If anyone was considering whisking me away to London, now would be the time! What better way to celebrate the loveliest time of year than with a beautiful lady clad in lingerie? (Photo from my last trip to the Bordelle showroom for inspiration purposes😘)

As my birthday month comes to a close, I'd like to thank everyone who made it special for me this year. Winter birthdays often fall victim to foul weather & seasonal illness, & I am so grateful to each & every person who made sure I was safe, warm, & spoiled rotten this January!

Receiving a Happy Birthday message: ☺️ Receiving a Happy Birthday message accompanied by a gift: 😍😘😍🤤🥵💦 Do with this information as you will.

If you were looking for the perfect way to tell me you're thinking of me, this (a gift from my wishlist with a sweet note) is it ⬇️

Can you believe THIS is hiding under all my ski gear this time of year?? True winter magic ❄️

If you were looking for the perfect way to tell me you're thinking of me, this (a gift from my wishlist with a sweet note) is it ⬇️

A third gift for the birthday babe! 🥳 Thank you, B, for setting me up for sheer success at my next photoshoot with this revealing number!

Receiving a Happy Birthday message: ☺️ Receiving a Happy Birthday message accompanied by a gift: 😍😘😍🤤🥵💦 Do with this information as you will.

My second present for this, my 33rd year of life: a super sultry dress from Maison Close! Thank you, J, for celebrating me even when we're apart 🥰

My first birthday present for this year around the sun: my favorite perfume and candle from Diptyque! Thank you, D, for helping me celebrate! 😘

My birthday month (January) is so close I can almost taste it!! Who’s celebrating with me?

Merry Christmas to you and yours! (P.S. this set is on my wishlist if anyone was looking for last minute gift ideas 🥰)

Christmastime in Vegas with inimitable company was truly the most amazing anniversary/birthday present a girl could ask for…I am so lucky!! Thank you for ending my year on the best and brightest note ☺️🎄

Christmastime in Vegas with inimitable company was truly the most amazing anniversary/birthday present a girl could ask for…I am so lucky!! Thank you for ending my year on the best and brightest note ☺️🎄

Gave Big Ben something to chime about.

What I am like in my emails: 📏📆🤌⌛️🤐 What I am like in person: 🥰😝🔥🤯🫂🫦

Come to my window

Nothing beats a fantastic dinner date with excellent company! Shoutout to @climbingivy.bsky.social for finding this gem of a restaurant and its beautiful mille feuille 😍

The “She seems so cool on Twitter” to “I know she’ll want to take a look at the the dessert menu” pipeline

He spends his day getting tattooed; I spend my day playing with my [redacted] so it’s nice and wet for him when we meet for our nightcap. ☺️

Got to see Hozier live with the gorgeous @tempestkeennyc.bsky.social and Aria Switch and the most generous man. 🥰 What a foursome we made - and what accidentally lucky seats we had right next to the side stage! 🎶

Not one, but TWO gifts in advance of our first date?! Signed, sealed, delivered, I’m yours, B! Can’t wait to meet you ☺️

Having peach tea with brandy-infused honey for breakfast…life is good ☺️

Thanks to my darling dearest D, when Hades II drops in 3 days, it will be immediately delivered to my inbox because he gifted me a digital copy for my Nintendo Switch! I am truly so touched to have people in my life who wholeheartedly and generously support my passions 🥹🥹🥹

MY BODY IS READY. Video game posts perform poorly for me, but I’m going to keep making them so my fellow gamers can find me. Yesterday, a client asked me what games I play: BIG win 👏🏽

What am I, if not an alibi for indulgence?

I wish I could add “being smothered between two sets of massive tits” to my Marigold wishlist, but I can’t, so I guess it has to go here 😇

Polyphia x Korn x System of a Down followed by front row seats to Cabaret, a vibrator off my wishlist, 2 flavors of my favorite edibles, a box of macarons, & mind-melting chemistry. I would give him a standing ovation, but I prefer to show my appreciation face down, ass up 😉

My eternal gratitude to D for sponsoring the deposit for this tattoo in addition to several Delta gift cards to get me there! Thank you to everyone who sent me a Delta gift card in the months (year?) leading up to this trip; I couldn’t have done it without you all! 😘🥰

Notice anything new? 😉

Notice anything new? 😉

I just nabbed a jumpsuit that I've been hunting for secondhand for *months*!! BIG WIN!