A third gift for the birthday babe! 🥳 Thank you, B, for setting me up for sheer success at my next photoshoot with this revealing number!

A third gift for the birthday babe! 🥳 Thank you, B, for setting me up for sheer success at my next photoshoot with this revealing number!

My weekend just opened up, if anyone wants to make some last minute plans!

My weekend just opened up, if anyone wants to make some last minute plans!

Receiving a Happy Birthday message: ☺️ Receiving a Happy Birthday message accompanied by a gift: 😍😘😍🤤🥵💦 Do with this information as you will.

My second present for this, my 33rd year of life: a super sultry dress from Maison Close! Thank you, J, for celebrating me even when we're apart 🥰

My first birthday present for this year around the sun: my favorite perfume and candle from Diptyque! Thank you, D, for helping me celebrate! 😘

My birthday month (January) is so close I can almost taste it!! Who’s celebrating with me?

My birthday month (January) is so close I can almost taste it!! Who’s celebrating with me?

Merry Christmas to you and yours! (P.S. this set is on my wishlist if anyone was looking for last minute gift ideas 🥰)

Christmastime in Vegas with inimitable company was truly the most amazing anniversary/birthday present a girl could ask for…I am so lucky!! Thank you for ending my year on the best and brightest note ☺️🎄

Christmastime in Vegas with inimitable company was truly the most amazing anniversary/birthday present a girl could ask for…I am so lucky!! Thank you for ending my year on the best and brightest note ☺️🎄

Gave Big Ben something to chime about.

Come to my window

Between my tattoo trip to London, a FMTY to Vegas, and the holidays, my December availability is extremely limited. If you want to see me before 2025 ends, the time to send me a nicely worded email is now. 😘

Between my tattoo trip to London, a FMTY to Vegas, and the holidays, my December availability is extremely limited. If you want to see me before 2025 ends, the time to send me a nicely worded email is now. 😘

Just took updated reference photos for my tattoo artist…new ink in less than a week!! London, I’m coming for you. I still have some availability in the days leading up to my tattoo appointment (11/29-30); get in touch 😘

Just took updated reference photos for my tattoo artist…new ink in less than a week!! London, I’m coming for you. I still have some availability in the days leading up to my tattoo appointment (11/29-30); get in touch 😘

I have to zip over to London (11/28-12/4) to finish my torso tattoo before my artist retires, & I've decided to sweeten the situation by offering duos with @ineffablejenna.bsky.social while I'm in town! Jenna & I are delicious together; come get a taste!

Nothing beats a fantastic dinner date with excellent company! Shoutout to @climbingivy.bsky.social for finding this gem of a restaurant and its beautiful mille feuille 😍

Thank you, J, for some delicious macarons to accompany our delicious reconnection! (I had to take the photo of just the box/bag because I scarfed them down before thinking to document the gift 😂)

The “She seems so cool on Twitter” to “I know she’ll want to take a look at the the dessert menu” pipeline

I have to zip over to London (11/28-12/4) to finish my torso tattoo before my artist retires, & I've decided to sweeten the situation by offering duos with @ineffablejenna.bsky.social while I'm in town! Jenna & I are delicious together; come get a taste!

He spends his day getting tattooed; I spend my day playing with my [redacted] so it’s nice and wet for him when we meet for our nightcap. ☺️

Got to see Hozier live with the gorgeous @tempestkeennyc.bsky.social and Aria Switch and the most generous man. 🥰 What a foursome we made - and what accidentally lucky seats we had right next to the side stage! 🎶

Not one, but TWO gifts in advance of our first date?! Signed, sealed, delivered, I’m yours, B! Can’t wait to meet you ☺️

Having peach tea with brandy-infused honey for breakfast…life is good ☺️

Thanks to my darling dearest D, when Hades II drops in 3 days, it will be immediately delivered to my inbox because he gifted me a digital copy for my Nintendo Switch! I am truly so touched to have people in my life who wholeheartedly and generously support my passions 🥹🥹🥹

Still looking for a knight in shining armor to nab this bra for me 👉👈

MY BODY IS READY. Video game posts perform poorly for me, but I’m going to keep making them so my fellow gamers can find me. Yesterday, a client asked me what games I play: BIG win 👏🏽

Talk about knocking a first impression out of the park! He filled out my booking form in full, sent screening info without hesitation, has a great sense of humor, *and* sent a gift from my wishlist...consider me smitten already! Can't wait to meet you, B!

What am I, if not an alibi for indulgence?

I wish I could add “being smothered between two sets of massive tits” to my Marigold wishlist, but I can’t, so I guess it has to go here 😇

Polyphia x Korn x System of a Down followed by front row seats to Cabaret, a vibrator off my wishlist, 2 flavors of my favorite edibles, a box of macarons, & mind-melting chemistry. I would give him a standing ovation, but I prefer to show my appreciation face down, ass up 😉

My eternal gratitude to D for sponsoring the deposit for this tattoo in addition to several Delta gift cards to get me there! Thank you to everyone who sent me a Delta gift card in the months (year?) leading up to this trip; I couldn’t have done it without you all! 😘🥰

Notice anything new? 😉

Notice anything new? 😉

I just nabbed a jumpsuit that I've been hunting for secondhand for *months*!! BIG WIN!

The men in this airport have not a single clue about how to process how good I look right now…my power grows 😈

My Icarus moment finally happened: for the first time in my life, I missed my flight 😭😭😭 It’s not the end of the world, but it certainly doesn’t feel good. Hopefully this is my first and last missed flight!

A moody teaser of the new ink…

Disco bathtub with room for three (or, maybe four, if you’re into human Tetris…)

Tattoo update: I ended up adding a 3rd day of tattooing to bang out everything that we outlined on day 1, for a total of 18 hours of tattooing. I am significantly more inked, significantly sore 😅, and about to get on a plane, so pray for me 😂

Tattoo trip update: Successfully made it to the tattoo studio location, and my consultation is still on for today! This is an immeasurable relief. 😊 Here’s a pic of my pre-flight cocktail to celebrate:

An update before bed: I’m safe and sound on a high floor of my hotel. Tomorrow will be a waiting game to see if I can take my island-hopping flight to the tattoo studio location or if I have to stay here for longer (potentially the rest of the trip). So grateful to be safe 💜

Gotta admit, I can’t say that a potential tsunami was on my bingo card for this Hawaii tattoo trip…

One of my absolute faves already scooped up the panties for me...I'm truly blessed to have such attentive and generous suitors! Thank you (again) J! 💜 There's still time for someone else to nab the bra for me and receive personalized pics as I sign of my gratitude...

Unfortunately, I have received sad news on the eve of my Hawaii tattoo trip: my *other* tattoo artist is retiring at the end of this year, so I must now add a trip to London to my 2025 docket to get my final piece from her. Delta gift cards are back on the wishlist, babes!

Went lingerie shopping yesterday and fell in love with these pieces that didn’t quite line up with my pre-tattoo budget…if anyone feels like getting me a little treat, I’ve added these pieces to my wishlist 🥺