fiance, while singing a song bar for bar: so this is actually the worst song of all time

but who’s counting

Marley was dead: to begin with

place your bets now: how many bisexual peace signs will end up appearing in my wedding photos

POV: you’re baking in Denver and forgot to consider altitude

My wedding has been personally victimized by Donald J Trump (I had to pay an import tax on my Nigerian outfit)

when you go to a friends and see they’ve framed the family/wedding photos you took for them 🥹🥹🥹🥹

navigating the politics of a wedding seating chart should earn you an international relations degree

BREAKING: photo leaks of Kiffin praying over whether to take the LSU job

Ryan Day looks like he’d call me a slur while drinking a lime hibiscus sour beer

Dread it. Run from it. A Georgia Bama SECCG arrives all the same (probably)

I used to be close to a First Amendment absolutist and then photorealistic AI imagery was invented and now I think AI slop should be treated as a third tier of speech with somehow even less protection than commercial speech

someone please explain the nuzzi drama to me

That was an attempt on Kirby’s life call the police

two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyyyyy

if you like kombucha may I ask what is wrong with you like clinically

Dread it. Run from it. A Georgia Bama SECCG arrives all the same.

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

Sources say Trevor Lawrence has started taking a small dose of estradiol injected once a week after today's loss in houston

Climate change is the single biggest threat to life humanity has ever faced. Where is the political right on the “right to life” when it comes to climate—when the effects of carbon dioxide & methane are anything but figurative? ray levy uyeda unpacks the youth-led Lighthiser v. Trump climate case.

african mamdani supporters cosplaying right wing obama haters every time they go “Zohran KWAME Mamdani”

woke is back so you better start saying your pronouns before we choose them for you

"Breaking: Sexless, godless freaks leave homes for first time to support socialism"

how is this not satire

A competent opposition party could make transphobia absolutely toxic for the GOP.

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

OK ALAN YOU’RE UP BABY!!! 😘😘

None of what Trump is doing is popular and voters are telling us that

They rigged it against Sliwa

I hope Democrats unveil their new “TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE” policy tomorrow. America is ready.

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶

I'd vote against Cuomo a third time if I could

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

New York, Neeeeew Yoooooork

several of these “major events” are not like the others lmfao

if soulmates aren’t real how did my fiance intuit wearing the same color I’m wearing for our date tonight

I think Pavia should keep suing for eligibility and I will personally be his attorney for this goal.

Diego Pavia is the people’s princess

there is something so tragic yet beautiful about discovering an artist only after they pass. rest in peace Baek Se-hee.

Carson “Louisville Player Of The Week” Beck

fuck my big chungus life

what happened in Jordan Hare tonight is illegal in at least seventeen jurisdictions

happy national coming out day I have been out for thirteen (sexuality) and eight (gender) years which is kind of crazy to think about!

WYM THE SINGER OF YOUNG THE GIANT IS BROWN AND FINE

This is simultaneously not an especially radical theological belief and, politically speaking (especially in the U.S. context), quite a thing for Pope Leo to say. www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/266859/...

Spent the last decade reading conservative blogs use the word "Orwellian" more than they used the word "the" and now they're literally just saying "War is Peace" out loud in front of everybody.

The ruling itself is remarkable, but it closes with something I've never seen: a 12-page assessment of Trump himself as an ignorant bully, braggart and threat to free speech and the republic writ-large. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

BREAKING: Judge William Young, a Reagan appointee, delivers the most scathing legal rebuke of the Trump era, ruling that Trump and his cabinet illegally targeted pro-Palestinian students for deportation to "strike fear" into First Amendment protesters. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...