I am participating in trends on bluesky. Would love some engagement. Likes, replies, etc. happy Halloween everybodoy

No one told me that Selling Sunset features two perverted bald boys

If I’m out of town for a week or two when something comes out there is a strong chance it will be down to two screenings at shitty hours by the time I’m back. Shrinking the theatrical window for streaming was a huge mistake. Give people time to pay to see your movie.

i can't wait until we all prosper from AI! any minute now

“The time has come to ‘grab’ you!” -The Grabber, Black Phone 2 (2025)

Do not answer “The Black Phone” if you do not wish to speak to The Grabbler

Listening to Geese

Me and the guys are interrogating the media’s anti-gooning bias

let’s get this conversation started #bluesky #users

My assumption is he means this test, which he treats as “they test to see how big my brain is” but that is instead used to test cognitive decline and even to look for damage post-stroke, correct?

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

Both times I’ve seen John Carpenter, he’s closed the show by telling us “I just wanna leave you all with one thing, everyone make sure to get home safe….because Christine is on the road!!” before going right into the theme lol. Perfect bit, love that old man

daily at-home penile stretching exercises

Having an amazing time slightly stoned playing Balatro on the bus

Days before early voting and Andrew Cuomo drops the breakout AI star of the year. Sorry Tilly Norwood but this is our queen

My cat has cooked up a genuinely funny bit since he learned to open drawers where he will frantically grab every t shirt in a drawer and throw it on the ground. I’ll walk into my bedroom and he’ll be ransacking the place burglar style.

Look, I'm not saying I told you so, but I was right

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Found out it’s called The Smashing Machine because he has sex with his wife really good

Praying that the guy who projectile vomited in my screening of F1 is at my showing of The Smashing Machine. Only way to replicate that live sports feel

Independent of the incoherent action, the fundamental absence here is that video games are interactive. This does not possess any sort of game engine or underlying code to make whatever this shit is playable. It’s just a bad, ugly gameplay video for a title that doesn’t exist. Embarrassing

i am fluent in sarcasm

I was a little resistant to the Geese hype because of some stuff my brain does but that new record is really exciting.

Oh god The Mastermind is so fucking good. Kelly Reichardt one of the best we’ve got.

cool guy

can't wait to be on my deathbed and have some distant relative I've never met with a chat gpt subscription run a shitty photo of my parents when they were 30 through some video ai stupid shit to talk to me while I'm totally fucked up and immobile saying "hello son. you're dying now. that's mid"

It’s hard to convey just how much Chicagoans are mobilizing against ICE. Don’t want to downplay the harm, or make it seem like a fair fight. But in neighborhoods across this city, ICE is getting chased by people blowing whistles and shouting. People are running TOWARD ICE to protect their neighbors.

This seems to have left the Fockersphere

No one else wearing a Meet The Fockers hat at the AFI show in Asheville ?

Somehow AFI is still a good band

Let’s get those numbers up. #blackphone #2

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

No Kings. Unless of course their Sex is on Fire

not a fan of subscribing to blocklists but i did use this excellent one to go through and individually block every account on it

North Carolina is basically Mecca for film and tv fans

Scary old lady just yelled at me. #Weapons #weaponsmovie

Define your music taste in eight artists The Cure

Boss Nass

it’s movie time what can i say #movie

Need to adjust my bluesky settings so it’s all @srirachachau.bsky.social all the time

❄️A Sneak Peek at December❄️ YORGOS LANTHIMOS SUPER DRAFT with @shrek.bsky.social & Riley Stearns

we love the fans

Little Fuckers

Meet The Fuckers

I am trying for zero engagement on this app. A whole new kind of posting.

Ate a big lunch

who up listening to ed sherman

Long story short, an actual Nazi doxxing ring. Enough people reported them that they went away for like 12 hours and then Elon personally brought them back. The site is dead. If you’re still on there, go lock your account right now