Rude of them to photograph me at work without my permission

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

Meanwhile if Michelle Obama had so much as put a potted plant in the "wrong" place the MAGAt crowd would have called for a lynching. Trump really is the greatest enemy of the American people in the world.

Dumping shit on Americans, demolishing parts of the White House, the metaphors keep writing themselves He really hates this country.

$40 billion to Argentina’s right-wing government. The entire USAID budget was $34 billion.

All this cruelty and ugliness because these fuckers couldn't accept a country that elected a black president.

Nothing more pathetic than seeing 20+ cops and national guard at one turnstile in lower manhattan during rush hour. None of them are willing to actually ride the train, mind you. Might as well just set our tax dollars on fire, you would save on overtime for this charade.

It's not just that the NYT chose to ignore the massive protests -- 300,000 in their city alone! -- but that the piece they *did* run on the front page about Democrats is almost cartoonishly bad in how much it whines that they're just not doing what A.G. Sulzberger LXVII wants them to do.

Our confirmed count stands at 8.1 million participants worldwide for yesterday’s No Kings protest. Thank you to everyone who helped verify the numbers through our submission website. While some MAGAs attempted to submit false or misleading data (such as reporting “one person” for major cities)

When right-wingers get normal people jobs and are expected to be accountable and do stuff, it does not go well.

This is a more believable count than what the nypd reported.

I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts bsky.app/profile/did:...

I never again want to hear House Republicans disparage people they claim are too lazy to work

Please stop, I can only be so right about Cuomo for so many years. Zephyr Teachout would never!

I cannot stand this shit. I want to know about re-hiring parks staff and handling the massive brain drain that happened under Adams! I want to know about flood resilience plans in the absence of federal funding from the loser in chief. I'm a Jewish voter who lives HERE. I want a mayor. For new york.

As of today, more than 50% of all US federal government shut down days in history have happened during Trump presidencies

Ok but i will, who was still on twitter

If your friends abandon you over your political opinions that means one of three things: 1) your opinions are *that bad* 2) your personality is *that bad* 3) both 1 and 2 at the same time.

So weird how one major US political party keeps getting caught electing nazis and hiring nazi staffers and hanging out in nazi group chats and displaying nazi symbols and using nazi talking points and stuff Anyway, let’s put them in charge of the government for a while, I’m sure it’ll be fine

Police officers who publicly declare that they’ll quit if a mayoral candidate they dislike wins the election are (1) usually bluffing—sure buddy, toss away that paycheck and pension—and (2) exactly the sort of cops cities would be better off without, ones who don’t see themselves as public servants.

The IRS is laying off people during the shutdown, even though it was rehiring staff it previously fired because it was so shorthanded. This one stands out because firing IRS employees costs the government money, since they bring in about $6-8 for every dollar spent on tax enforcement

This is really bad! Please do not take it out on librarians if your local library does not have new books right now, they may not be able to get them.

I really believe that huge majorities of Americans don’t want masked soldiers shooting priests in the street. They don’t want naked children ripped out out of their apartments in the middle of the night and handcuffed. We win by making sure these stories get told.

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

Let it never again be said that a woman with no real reporting experience who fell for a Twitter account called "Official Antifa" cannot be the head of a huge news organization

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

So how is that a change from before exactly?

This is a very real thing for me as well. This orange sack of shit destroying my life in various ways for the foreseeable future, even after he is dead, fills me with rage. I will never ever forgive anyone who voted for him.

Governor Whitmer was almost kidnapped by armed thugs. Governor Shapiro‘s house was set on fire. Nancy Pelosi‘s husband was violently attacked by someone looking for her. Melissa Hortman was assassinated in her home with her husband and dog…and now this. The left is the victim, not the perpetrator.

Wow, it must be terrible being told that you can’t use the bathroom.

While Colorado always has my heart, the Canadian Rockies are pretty spectacular. Not just saying that because I heard a northern pygmy owl today. Don't make me leave 😭.

Forest regeneration in action!

you know what is totally cool to say? It is totally cool to say that every last confederate officer should have been hanged and every last plantation owner dispossessed and hanged after the civil war. It is totally cool to say it. it has no correlation with how you feel about politics in the present

Me, reading gothamist: huh apparently the penn station bathroom near amtrak is a hotspot on Sniffies Husband: What is Sniffies? Me:....*laughing*

*nervous laughter intensifies*

This remarkable therapy uses an approach the Trump administration just cancelled funding for.

Chappell Roan brought out Nancy Fucking Wilson tonight and I am still floating from it.

Every city budget: Libraries: $10 million Education: $55 million Parks: $18 million Police: $2,000 million Fire department: $47 million Streets: $85 million Utilities: $64 million Transit: $12 million Waste: $32 million Someone who is good at economy please help, our city is dying

Lmao Queen of Versailles turned off comments on their ads on tik tok. Those producers are SWEATING. 🤣🤣🤣

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

i really hope it sticks now for any lost young buckaroos who find something interesting about a libertarian trot or similar way: these people have been fakin it the whole time. none of them actually care about free speech. they are either: 1 embarrassed conservatives or 2 dummies

Someone just reminded bari weiss she is a jewish woman before all the right wing grifter shit and she is not protected from the wrath of MAGA....because even she is defending free speech for a trump "enemy". Some of these tokens are realizing there are no takesies backsies a year too late.

The First Amendment is not for 1 party, 1 ideology, to prop up those in power. But as it falls away, we MUST chronicle & defend it. This wk: Mahmoud Khalil was ordered to be deported for his free speech. Mario Guevara is in detention for filming police. Jimmy Kimmel taken off air for his commentary.

Shout out to @mcsweeneys.net for letting me treat a certain kind of article with the level of respect it deserves. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

'elderly sexual predator' does cover two of Cuomo's key bases of support

D, but it is tough to let go of G.

No shit sherlock

This text is buried in a larger bill. Don’t want Marco Rubio to be personally responsible for revoking people’s passports based on thought crimes? Call your reps about it!