Something that just occurred to me is for all Hegseth's machismo prostrating it's like a classically cowardly thing to kill defenseless men in war. Like by millennia-old standards of honor.

FIFA peace prize? They made up a whole ass award just to stroke Trump’s ego. I’m surprised FIFA’s president didn’t get on his knees and start blowing him right on stage.

Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/

The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.

“What have I done!” 🤡

The Washington Post reported her grandfather was an actual Nazi soldier.

These people have never even read a spark notes of the Bible

Centrist are boring and a continuation of a status quo that isn’t working. People don’t turn out for centrists because they don’t excite them, and turnout alone can swing a special or local election. We need proud, unapologetic progressives to get people excited to vote and show up at the polls.

Without gerrymandering the GOP would never have a majority again

The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor. The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.

Great showing but a shame she wasn’t able to pull it off. Tennessee needs a new map that doesn’t cut Nashville in half.

The billionaire President is now telling his citizens“affordability is a hoax” We are well past our Marie Antoinette moment

Christian values!

From “just the criminals” to zero immigration at all in less than a year… almost as if that was always the plan

There are not enough words for much I loathe this POS.

One pack of Modelo, good sir

Now THIS is peak America 🇺🇸

When I’m sick of my damn queen-sized bed—

FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/

NEW data I've received: Just 5% of people detained by ICE since October 1 have had violent criminal convictions, 3/4 had no criminal convictions at all. Most "criminals" had immigration, traffic, and vice offenses. Not the "worst of the worst"...

These people are evil

Our country is a joke

Great point. Can’t say the president is issuing illegal orders and troops shouldn’t follow them without supporting immediate impeachment.

If a foreign adversary snuck into our Federal budget and cut Education and Science Research the way we’re cutting it ourselves — strategically undermining America’s long-term health, wealth, and security — we would likely consider it an act of war.

Our country is being run by morons

Top?

White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/

They’re just saying this out loud now? At least with Iraq they pretended it wasn’t about oil…

One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input

Congressional pay reform package: 1. Term Limits: 6 for house, 2 for senate (12 years each) 2. Pension only after 10 or 12 years in either house/senate/both 3. A ban on individual stock trading 4. A one time immediate pay raise (higher total comp should discourage bribe taking)

“Follow orders and don’t ask questions” typically isn’t the mantra of the good guys.

Priorities…

This is what actual treason looks like

It started with Reagan and has accelerated under Trump.

In the Oval Office Mamdani made clear the Israeli Govt is committing genocide, with US Govt funding, while standing next to Trump & calling him fascist, & while staying on his message of affordability Zohran is leading how he campaigned—with authenticity. That's how you build trust & grow movements

BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."

God damn. Supporting the release of the Epstein files was all it took for Trump to say he’d endorse someone else, and just like that, she’s gone.

Mamdani’s ability to be uncompromising, respectful, and somehow upbeat in his delivery is truly unique. He just has that “it” factor.

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

Zohran Mamdani is apparently the most charming person alive

Miller as soon as Zohran leaves the WH

this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter

Mamdani using the charm offensive to sway Trump is ironic, considering thats usually Trump’s go to move.

God dammit I hate it when he’s actually funny.

This is not “challenging orthodoxy” it’s severe confirmation bias. Do better, @nytimes.com

They can afford to pay more in taxes

Primary each and every one of them