Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/

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Blanche won’t investigate the killing of an innocent woman on camera but they’ve got all hands on deck for a church service being interrupted

There goes my Oct trip, more money for Pax ig 🤷🏽‍♂️

Thank you for the admission, time to abolish it.

Comic-Con was such a shitty convention I had to invent my own.

Why are you PH testing that werewolf what is this

We know where you go when you sleep at night We know where you go when you sleep at night We know where you go when you sleep at night. 🎶

Can't respect anything that can be programmed.

At Pax Unplugged I bought Griffon's Saddlebag Book 2 thinking for some reason it'll give me a code so that I can add the book to The Ledger+ .... .... Turns out nope idk where I got that idea from, so now I have book 1 digitally and book 2 physically It's still a great set of books tbh

tapping the sign again #art

I had to warn @cwgabriel.bsky.social that I may have lost us a reader

IT IS TIME. Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.

Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance https://theonion.com/fox-bleeps-out-entire-kendrick-lamar-performance/

Imma tell my grandkids this was Nicki Minaj

Bullying Larian out of using AI might be the biggest win of 2025

we already have transgender for everyone. it’s called bluesky

My kids will be in college by the time this comes out. I don't have kids.

another day making control 2. everyone keeps asking me if they can kiss ahti. buddy, they won't even let ME kiss him.

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

I love The Onion. Go buy a gift subscription for loved ones this holiday season. membership.theonion.com/gifts/ #gifts #holiday #theonion

We’re deeply saddened by the passing of Jim Ward, the unforgettable voice of Tybalt Leftpaw and other characters in Guild Wars 2. His warmth and talent brought Tybalt to life and into our hearts. We’re grateful for his work and his legacy in Tyria. Thank you, Jim.

spot the Expedition 33 team

Paige Mile @peachsaliva.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

I have the perfect song for when it happens.

I've spent so much of my life waiting on a Septa bus. It's disgusting, it's actually kind of impressive.

In case you needed even more motivation to vote in the Midterm elections... #AccountabilityIsComing

I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape

A little late but my pax haul, it was an amazing pax unplugged!

Warhammer 40k is a satire. People not understanding this and leaning into the fascist aesthetic ruin the fun for everyone and deserve mockery.

DnD is being phased out this is kinda wild and I love daggerheart

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hello come to triangle agency booth 4234 at Pax Unplugged and say hello !!

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when i wake up in the morning and remember The Horrors

I am now in Philidelphia. Bring on the cheesesteak!

Get ready to shop 'til you drop 🛍️ PAXun25.com/Games It all starts tomorrow!

PRE PAX JITTERS WEEEEE

If you're at PAX Unplugged this weekend, be sure to check out the @ipr.bsky.social booth (3701) where you can grab a copy of The Cunning Folk and a bunch of other awesome indie games! See you there!

Wish me luck on SEPTA's regional rail being in service for tomorrow 🤞🏽🤞🏽

We're almost done setting up our booth a PAXU. We've brought a great selection of Cobble Hill puzzles. Come see us tomorrow at booth 4219. We brought games too.

Galen’s Games is at Pax Unplugged! Come visit me at Booth 3819 and check out Super Snipers, Mint Tin Series Games, and Bah Humbug and the 12 Games of Christmas! Demoing new games on Saturday and Sunday. #paxunplugged2025 #minttingames #supersnipers

PAX Unplugged is tomorrow! Check out this time-lapse of our booth being setup. If you want to come say hi we're at Booth 2351. #PAXUnplugged #PAXU #PAX #PAXUnplugged2025 #MiniPainting

She's all set up and ready to go! Come grab some awesome #TTRPGS at PAXU with our friends @studio2publishing.bsky.social on booth 2951

Find Mythworks at booth 4242 on the main thoroughfare. We have NEW GAMES to show you!!! Come say hi, grab books, and jump into some games! https://www.myth.works/products/scire-pax-unplugged-2025

When describing Pax Unplugged to people, one of the describing facts I use is "It's also the best smelling nerdy convention, nothing like Comic con!"