For my Star Wars peeps… every word of this is why Maul has become my 2nd favorite character in all of the SWU. (Sorry, Ventress- you’ve been bumped to #3). @ryanarey.bsky.social - this is a masterpiece. youtu.be/CMjOlxw_Rtk?...

I hope there’s a special circle of hell for the people who rewrite 80s and 90s hits for pharmaceutical ads.

Already obsessed with Widow’s Bay. It’s like Twin Peaks + … I don’t know. Newhart? Just delightful on all fronts.

When somebody asks why R2 didn't recognize Yoda or use his rockets on Dagobah, a mean thing to say is the rebel technicians weren't actually able to fix him after the Death Star battle and replaced the droid without Luke ever noticing.

Brutal.

The Seattle Space Needle peeks through the clouds, looking like Cloud City from Star Wars. Is Lando Calrissian about to make a deal that’ll keep the Empire out of Seattle forever? ✨⚔️

You guys… my husband and I just got back from off-roading in our truck and hiking with the dogs while blasting Michael Bolton’s greatest hits and singing along. Now we’re going to make cocktails, have gummies, and catch up on the week’s TV. I freaking love being married so much.

Matt Berry is being horrifically underused.

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Deep thoughts: Explaining to husband that KITH Running F***** sketches are the Canadian answer to Blazing Saddles.

Tired: Peer review Wired: Pyr review If a Great Pyrenees doesn’t like it, then it’s not happening.

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

In a world of Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth, be Harrison Ford. Humble, grateful and lifting others up. youtu.be/dV_2CEa6Bbs?...

Happy Twin Peaks Day 🗻 Thanks for the inspiration and the damn fine coffee ☕️🥧

If the whole chamber started chanting “Epstein Epstein Epstein” during Trumps SOTU speech, that would be just.

😪 PEPPER 😪 short term foster home is done and shes back at the shelter. Please read her bio. Watch her video. Repost Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter (516) 785-5220 3320 Beltagh Avenue Wantagh, NY, 11793 Bio 👇 www.petfinder.com/dog/pepper-3... Video 👇 www.facebook.com/reel/2332318...

Dear Angelinos: We understand and appreciate that you want to come up to the mountains when we have snow. Just… please try to remember that the entire mountain isn’t a state park. People live here, and their property, driveways, and homes are not your playground. Please be respectful.

Listen to this 13 year old who went to her city's council meeting. She had some things she needed to get off her chest

www.tiktok.com/t/ZThquyxYE/ Ooooh. Looks like Jersey Mike’s no longer wants our money. Bet. Noted

@sce.com Power goes out 1am on Wednesday We report down power likes on our street multiple times on Wednesday, including calling 911. It is 8am on Thursday. No one has even come to look. Instead, they close our requests by checking remotely. It is 48° in our homes. What does SCE even DO?

"You know who is not one of my guests tonight: Texas State Representative James Talarico. He was supposed to be here, but we were told in no uncertain terms by our network’s lawyers, who called us directly, that we could not have him on the broadcast." www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s...

K.M. Eggleston's call to action on The Muppet Show: kmeggleston.substack.com/p/watch-the-...

💙💙💙 AUGGIE 💙💙💙 this senior baby should be home surrounded by love. Let's help this dog out. Please read and repost his bio. Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter (516) 785-5220 3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit Wantagh, NY 11793 👇💙💙👇💙👇💙👇💙👇 www.petfinder.com/dog/auggie-f...

Holy. Freaking. Sheet. I didn’t expect to, but I loved Bugonia. So. Freaking. Much. Best dark comedy I’ve seen in YEARS.

I spent the morning at the DOJ looking at the unredacted Epstein files. Here are my initial thoughts and what I’ve found, so far.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Good Q @SarahKSilvermam

The PRESIDENT. Of these United States. Has a personal vendetta. Against a FIVE YEAR OLD. In a BUNNY hat.

THOU SHALT NOT PROTECT PEDOS!!! WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SENDER’S NAME REDACTED?!?

Soooo… we’re all just going back to school and work and regular life today after reading about the president auctioning off little girls to be abused. This can’t be reality.

This was posted in the new Epstein files release and removed about 20 mins later. Wonder why that is.

📍Rev. Kenny Callahan, a Minneapolis pastor, said “I’m not afraid.” ICE pointed a gun in his face. 🧊 Then said: “You’re white. You wouldn’t be fun anyway.” This was fear and Intimidation PAXIS trains you to hold the line—legally, emotionally. ➡️ paxis.app

This is it! Trade Alberta for California! @governor.ca.gov Get in on this action! aje.news/slvwnz

Re: Football Booooooo. Zero stars. Dislike. No thank you.

"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."

Local cops have training. ICE has Call of Duty and the Turner Diaries.

APA only has a handful of dogs left that need to go to unicorn homes that don't have other pets or children. If that describes yours and you want to help keep a dog warm for the weekend, please reach out to them at [email protected]. They also have cats with medical needs.

i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream

Starfleet Academy: If Star Trek were a PG-13 Disney Channel Original Movie.

@ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social I’m trying to renew my driver’s license, but I can’t because the online system won’t accept my change of address. But I can’t go to an office, because they only process renewals online. Customer service offered free shrugs. HELP!

I shall now begin watching the magical gay hockey show by the brilliant Jacob Tierney (see also, Letterkenny, Shorsey). Here for the Canadian Entertainment Revolution!

I never thought I would live in a time where THIS happened in my own homeland, let alone at all. It seemed like a far of thing solved. But it’s not anymore. It’s here, it’s now, and it’s JUST EVIL AND WRONG. What happened was WRONG! Enough of giving excuses to people who don’t deserve it. #StarWars

I’m Sparkle! Due 2housing issues - my owner had 2give me away. Now I’m at risk to be killed #nycscc! I’m a good girl- just read my notes! I love 2dress up too! East coast you can save me and if not- repost me so I can find my human! I do love 2b a girlie girl! 💕 I demand Epstein files!