hello friend i heard you had a rough day would you like to eat AN ENTIRE SLEEVE OF THIN MINTS? you will definitely not regret eating AN ENTIRE SLEEVE OF THIN MINTS

I’m years late on this, but Nimona is a perfect movie, and I haven’t seen anything that has been such Expressly My Shit since Scott Pilgrim

Me, booting up my Switch:

You merely adopted the ice. Minnesotans were born in it. Molded by it.

Look at fuckin’ president participation trophy over here, amirite?

Tired: “Don’t speak ill of the dead.” Wired: “Don’t be a dick while you’re alive.”

Everyone says “you should play Animal Well, it’s really good” but no one says “Jake, Animal Well is kinda a spooky one and sometimes there will be a Hellish Beast”

Squngebob Sparepants

“Girl math” revealed, in fact, to be the kind of math that capitalists have trained all people to use so that they spend more, and then everyone decided to blame women instead of capitalists

Pronouncing the name of the pokémon Buneary the same way that you pronounce “funerary”

The degree to which the current administration is not just comfortable but gleeful about stopping the flow of taxpayer dollars to… the taxpayers they don’t like is just bahooties to me.

For mental health reasons I don’t think I can watch the newly released video, but does anyone know where there’s a good description of exactly what happens? I can’t watch a person get murdered but I’m also struggling with the discussion about it without knowing what everyone saw

I was such a fan of the Ender’s Game series as a tween/teenager that Orson Scott Card knew my name. He saved me a seat at a thing he knew I’d show up at once. Jo R*wling hurts, but in my heart it is a hurt that just rhymes with The Original Betrayal

If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off

Pay close attention to who is saying that 14 year-olds *can* consent to sex with trump and other damp billionaires but *can’t* consent to gender affirming care provided in close and collaborative partnership with their doctor.

Anyway, it doesn’t seem like the current president received the Visit from Three Spirits I have been requesting from the powers that be every Christmas for the past decade. But this is the first year that I know *for sure* that the role of Jacob Marley will be played by Jeffrey Epstein.

An unintended consequence of the “we mostly shop online now” version of childhood that my kiddos are getting is that they have a lot of “talking” toys that say ABSOLUTELY WILD STUFF that was clearly written by someone who didn’t consult with an expert on US culture re: what toys should say.

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Oh look, it’s the opposite of the bumper sticker that says “I bought this before El*n went crazy”

This episode of Bluey is called HAMMERBARN!

The book is about how The Damnéd Screens are RUINING our children’s lives. Author states that The Damnéd Screens have made him and all of us “overwhelmed, personally and perpetually, since around 2014.” It’s not the screens, dude, it’s the information about the world that’s on the screen.

Reading a Popular Psychology Book™ for work and I’ve gotten to the bit where we play a small violin for how society these days is under-privileging men. All I’m saying is that reading men’s self-pity is certainly causing an increase in THIS man’s depression and suicidality, lol

The best thing to read on the topic of estranged parents is this incredibly thoughtful series of blog posts from Issendai www.issendai.com/psychology/e...

It’s Big Son’s first Canes game, and it’s like kiddo, you CANNOT get used to the power play looking like this.

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I took a 4-day break from carrying the weight of the world and it was really nice and also, as John Mulaney observed…

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

More of this please

On this day, Indigenous people and allies confront the settler-colonial narratives of “Thanksgiving,” observing it instead as a National Day of Mourning.

Today is the one of the sacred days where my work is closed, but daycare is open. We usually celebrate by going to the movies. Wake Up Dead Man was a real delight! Each of the Benoit Blanc movies has been a real stylistic departure from the others, but I love seeing the elements that stay the same.

A good litmus test is “would the plot or themes of this movie change if, instead of Christmas, it took place on Halloween?” Some lines and set dressing in Die Hard might change, but the overall plot and themes wouldn’t. Home Alone would hit much different.

This woman had three options: ◽️Leave out middle initial. ◽️Write out all of “Beatrice” or whatever the fuck. ☑️ Exist solely to be seduced by James Bond.

can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport

Pizza is a pie.

They line up perfectly.

help

In Raleigh...

The award for “shortest time between me spotting an item and me having an item in my shopping cart” goes to…

One of my heroes, Ponkho, is an immigrant that went from being homeless to building homes for people in Asheville.

Just by sheer chance we are always exactly one vote short of doing good stuff, and one vote over the line to do bad stuff.

Zaslav says Adam Susan’s the good guy in this adaptation.

football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it

lol she got his ass and he knows it