thank you miss Amy! 😍❤️

I finally saw the Antique's Roadtrip where Paul Laidlaw's ₤60 camera sold for ₤20,000 and i got a bit emotional!

RIP Patricia Routledge

I may not be a cat person, but the kitten is a people person.

Two things about this week's Drag Race UK. I don't know who tf that celebrity guest judge was, but she's hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also, I learned a new slang term & wish I hadn't.... wizard sleeves. 🤢🤢🤢🤢

i've been blocked from the chat feature here?!? yeah, i ain't fuckin' doing that...

my Phalaenopsis 'Tzu Chiang Tetralitz' is doing the silly cat meme.

😳

I promised myself never to buy a vinyl version of something I already had on CD, and this is the first CD that I ever bought. but this re-release is coming out tomorrow and it's sooooo tempting! store.rhino.com/en/rhino-sto...

Government shut down? Oh no! How will the atrocities get funded?

well. that's new. my new credit card doesn't have a box on the back for my signature.

Folk wisdom insists a watched kettle never boils. A tracked package however warps space/time entirely

someone is glad I'm home!

Not joking but i bumped into Kim Davis today at a local farming (sorghum) festival. 😳😳😳

Tylenol has just released a study connecting Donald Trump with adultery, lying, rape, and pedophilia.

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HR: "What are your salary expectations?" Me: "somewhere between $47 and $313,000 per hour"

Post a duo...

my oldest niece just celebrated her 50th bday. she's nearly my age! she was born to my brother & his girlfriend (now wife) when they were in high school. i used to think she was conceived when my brother stayed home one summer during the annual family camping trip but that math doesn't work. 🤔

One episode in & I am already loving this season of Drag Race UK! (And it's utterly hilarious that they're adding subtitles in English for the girls from England.) 🤣

there is no cat in this image

I got this from a friend at a gardening club meeting a few months ago and it just started blooming. It's called Primulina linearicalyx. It's a gesneriad, related to African violets.

this stuff is amazing! i did have to use a plunger a bit too, but boy are my drains flowing fast now.

Megan Thee Stallion's been trying to depose Trump-friend/streamer Adin Ross in a defamation suit for saying she made up being shot by Tory Lanez. Ross had been avoiding service. While streaming, a mariachi band showed up outside his house, playing music. When he came out, he was served his subpoena.

Oscar is being super duper snuggly tonight. Jack not so much.

it's FINALLY raining for the first time in 5 weeks.

RFK ANNOUNCES AUTISM NOW LINKED TO Leaving the fridge door open Seedless/“Mutant” watermelon Babies conceived in the daylight hours when God’s awake Squeezable yogurt tech for kids Criticizing the regime Letting a bird’s shadow touch you A rogue lab in Senegal All crypto except RFKoin, now live!!!

in spring I got a t-shirt honoring my dad's (now demolished) high school and the year he graduated. today i got a sweat-shirt honoring my mom's. 🥰 I wish I had done this when they were still alive. they'd've been so immensely proud & happy to see it. i can't wait to wear both of them together!

The amount of cheating (hacking) in GW2 in WvW lately is grotesque.

an annoying and unexpected side effect of growing my hair so long is how often the hinges on my glasses get snagged up when putting them on or taking them off. I can't fucking stand it!

Minnie Adkins is a 91-yo folk artist whose most popular blue roosters can sell for hundreds or even thousands of $. I just hand-crafted a miniature one from clay as a birthday present and I'm stuck on the eye. I don't want to paint it & I thought a rhinestone would be fun. But this is unfamiliar

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woo hoo! FatBearWeek is doing a fat cub bracket today! explore.org/fat-bear-week

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A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

me, when i am not up to something nefarious

My friend took her cats to the groomer's today. Pablo was aggressive, so they made him be an astronaut.

fat bear week is nigh!! #fatbearweek explore.org/fat-bear-week

Doctor Who fans, help! I'm watching the Pyramids of Mars (Part 1, from 1975). They are on Earth in 1911 and Sarah Jane Smith just told someone that she's a journalist from 1980. She was on the show from 1973 to 1976 and then again in 1983 for the Five Doctors. So why did she say she's from 1980?

me, every day: "What the fuck just happened?!"

My bestie in Las Vegas just called me on the phone in tears. His job is shit & he needed to vent about things. He's so worried about losing his job due to conflict with management, but the sad truth is he's in a career likely to be replaced by AI in the near future.

I just read about a murder of a police officer in my mom's hometown that happened 25 years before she was born. the prime suspect (who escaped) shared her last name! I got super excited at the prospect of a criminal in our family but upon investigation I confirmed that he was no relation to her.

AI is the stupidest possible thing ever.

I'm not complaining but for the 3rd time in 24 hours the classic Doctor Who channel is playing Snakedance! I love this one! It's the first role I'd ever seen Martin Clunes in.

[at dinner with Tony the Tiger] "Tony, can you say grace?" "Yes, but it takes me a bit longer than everyone else".

I thought my cat was about to drag his ass across the carpet. I shouted at him to stop & he didn't. So I shouted some more and he just stared at me. So I picked him up & flipped him over to check his butthole. It was fine, but he had a huge boner.

Make a band singular: Selfish (okay maybe that's too obtuse)

i love the penis-and-balls handles on this piece of homemade furniture

cities are cesspools