Dan
@headlessdildo.bsky.social
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I probably got Taco Bell sauce spilled on me somewhere.
All of a sudden MAGA is gonna be asking what part of Mexico or Venezuela is Portuguese.
about 7 hours ago
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Just earlier today I was listening to right wing radio saying that because the Brown University Chief of Police is black, the Providence Chief of Police is Hispanic, they were obviously covering up for Palestinian terrorists š¤¦āāļø
about 7 hours ago
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Dang. 223 likes so far. Thatās a record for me here in Bluesky
about 14 hours ago
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Bought a 12 week online training program for a gift to myself. Iāll try it out and see if it helps.
about 16 hours ago
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Ugh I need to get laid and stop flirting with sexy guys who will never be with me.
1 day ago
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Should have went to bed earlier. Heās flirting with me again š
1 day ago
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Watching Jimmy Carterās so called Malaise speech right now and compare it to what happened tonight. Carter spoke hard truths and was honest. Tonight we got fed lies by a carnival barker.
1 day ago
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The Adderall Address will replace President Carterās āMalaise Speechā as the worst presidential address ever.
1 day ago
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Summary of the Presidential Address tonight.
1 day ago
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Iām sure all former presidents living, probably quite a few that are dead, all agree.
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1 day ago
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If those checks are going out in U.S. mail those soldiers wonāt get them till till sometime next year.
1 day ago
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Kyle
1 day ago
In Soviet America, drug companies pay YOU
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This desperation shows whatever comes out in the Epstein files has to be really bad.
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Sounds like a late night infomercial that wakes you up in the middle of the night when you fall asleep with the tv on.
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1 day ago
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This sounds more like a late night infomercial.
1 day ago
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Heās slurring now.
1 day ago
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Justin Sherin
1 day ago
A speech therapist once gave me some text to read & was pleased I read with a good, natural, expressive rhythm. She said it was not only a sign of intelligence, it meant I lacked any cognitive issue. Not that I say this for any reason.
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The amount of lies heās spewing shows heās spiraling out of control and wants to gaslight us again.
1 day ago
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Jfc I need another beer.
1 day ago
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Tim Onion
1 day ago
The Onion, 23 years ago.
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Just ate 850 calories of beans.
1 day ago
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Now he wants to take a nap.
1 day ago
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Cute furnace repair guy is over at my house now. He was showing me how the shut off valve on the outdoor meter works. š
1 day ago
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Woke up from the strangest dream. Was living in a trailer with three guys I knew from high school, two of their dads and my mom. We just had a radio an old tv to watch and had to keep the sound low so we didnāt attract flying demons from outside to us.
2 days ago
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Breaking out my Brittany Spears CDs cause itās 2003 all over again.
2 days ago
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CBS hasnāt been worth watching since All in the Family, Maude and The Jeffersons were on it.
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3 days ago
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Black bean burger and Elotes for lunch today āŗļøš
3 days ago
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Getting that Tuesday motivation going.
3 days ago
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Morning everyone!
3 days ago
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Sheās laying on my clothes for work for tomorrow.
3 days ago
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Lord Iām playing with fire again and I know better after Iāve been burned too many times.
3 days ago
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We doing this now.
3 days ago
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Always wondered why people never listened to me when I said if you go down this path these bad things will happen. Then when bad things happen they ask how did I know it. Turns out Iām an INFJ personality type and itās a gift we have.
3 days ago
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He has taken my seat and wonāt share.
3 days ago
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Canāt help but watch some old All in the Family reruns. That show is timeless.
3 days ago
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Texas Paul
4 days ago
I know I'm failing. I knows it's my job to have the words, but I don't. Rob and Michelle Reiner's passing is tragedy enough, but the revelations about how they passed and who likely killed them is too much. I'm stunned and just want to hug the entire world right now. Be well, goodnight.
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Ummm make this make sense to me. All these hours later and the coroner hasnāt showed up??? Usually theyāre on the scene within an hour.
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4 days ago
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People Magazine now reporting this. Unbelievably sad. š
4 days ago
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What the heck is going on with this Rob Reiner story?
4 days ago
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Sunset
4 days ago
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He trying to keep warm today.
5 days ago
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Started watching The Abandons on Netflix. Started wondering where I have I seen the main character before and sure if itās the actress who played Cersei Lannister in Game of Thrones.
5 days ago
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Just finished Wake Up Dead Man on Netflix. Pretty good gotta say.
5 days ago
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Yep. Know this kinda from personal experience
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6 days ago
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Howard Johnsonās Earthlight Room???!?!?
6 days ago
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Watching the apes fighting 2001: A Space Odyssey scene reminded me of some staff meetings at work. We really havenāt changed that much over the past thousands of years.
6 days ago
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Just started 2001: A Space Odyssey. Watching it for the first time.
6 days ago
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Thatās a perfect example of Minnesota Nice.
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7 days ago
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Yep and back in those days you could be thrown in jail for not complying.
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7 days ago
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Anyone else have problems with Paramount + always freezing up?
7 days ago
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