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Sometimes there’s more purpose in life jerking off. Might be better if we do it together

So sad to hear about Patricia Routledge passing. She was amazing.

I live in a different world than the one I grew up in.

Well I’ll be. There might be a Constitutional system still working.

Starting to watch this movie for the first time

Hehehe that’s cute.

Someone tell me to stop buying plants.

Gym done. Now fake sun and yard work for the rest of the day.

What’s a good scary movie for me to watch tonight?

Modesty is dead ☠️

So much 👁️ 🍬 here today. So many 🐍 in sweat pants too.

My duck is somewhere in here.

hole-y guacamole couchy ouchie

My goodness 😋😋😋😋

Lunch time. And of course I’m wearing a white shirt today.

My bladder must be the size of a two gallon bucket for how much I piss.

😂😂😂😂

I have c*m stains on my black pants now. 🤦‍♂️

I’m just having one of those days where it feels like I keep hitting red lights.

I don’t know how they did it in the old days. I can’t stand being sweaty and sticky.

It’s crazy hearing kids listening to music from the 1960s and they say their great grandparents listened to that. My great grandparents were born in the 1890s and they never told me about Scott Joplin or Louis Armstrong.

And I managed to gain a couple pounds even with all that. 🤬

I really wanna try a penny sandwich.

They’re still crying about Bad Bunny

via @lincolnsquare.media 🚨 Federal ICE THUGS on top of the Broadview, IL federal building ROOF are SHOOTING non-lethal rounds, including pepper balls and tear gas, at protesters AND the media who pose no threat behind a locked fence. Americans are being shot at for exercising their rights.

I don’t golf, maybe tried golfing twice in my teenage years. But it’s crazy even golf has gotten politicized which is just a reflection of how toxic life has become.

Now that’s interesting. I remember when he went after Blagojevich.

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

They should have Rhoda Hardcok perform at the Super Bowl half time show.

Have my lucky leprechauns on today.

I’m always creeped out when old men stare at me. Reminds me of a gym teacher we had in grade school that would stare at us in the locker room with a creepy look on his face.

This guy would be so cute if he shaved that thing off his face.

Watching the idiots melt down over Bad Bunny announced to play at Super Bowl halftime is hilarious.

Crazy to me that so many countries allow their diaspora to vote in national elections. The Moldova vote relies on the diaspora now to put the pro Enlightenment side to win a majority.

And I’m the Pope of Mars.

Apparently I grew a conjoined squash in my garden.

Given Venezuela’s geography I can’t understand why the U.S. would attack it. Unless it’s just agitprop for the American media to make Cheeto Jesus look tough.

I often think about how much better my life would have turned out if I wasn’t so fat for almost all of it.

My gay ass fast walking pays off.

My duck in the suds

Meanwhile in Portland.

Wear a Chicago White Sox hat to get in his good graces.

Finishing up the last Lord of the Rings movie tonight. Hope it’s worth it.

Ugh, this cute boy has the sexiest soccer bod I’ve ever seen. 🥵

It’s gonna take decades for the United States to have its reputation, weak as it already was, to get slightly restored after this mess.

Leg day

There’s a special place in hell for all the people that get into fights on the phone in public. I hope that place in hell is all those people spending eternity screaming at each other.

Lunch time.

The elections in Moldova this weekend will be critical. Hard to say which way it will go.