Oh the one emergency hospital in your county is closing and your bare minimum coverage premium is still going up? Pick yourself up by your bootstraps and be your own doctor

Crockett: "Everyone wants to talk about how Maduro was illegitimate. As we sit here on January 6, I do want to be clear: somebody else was trying to be a Maduro of the United States. Somebody else wanted to do the exact same thing. The difference is Maduro was successful."

trump did january 6th. republicans did january 6th. violent traitors did january 6th. they stormed the capitol, destroyed the building and threatened to kill members of congress. ashli babbitt was a violent insurrectionist. the capitol police protected people. these are truths we need to repeat.

Imagine being 65 and retired with 2 houses and a pension and asking Russian bots pretending to be the president on Facebook why your grandkids don’t talk to you anymore

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.

"They take your kid, they keep your kid, they change your kid" is the oldest and most vile conspiracy theory in the world and every group targeted by it suffers untold horrors as the public stands idly by.

The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made

You should be mad and probably learn who’s on your local school board

I go back and forth if the MAGA faithful are helplessly ignorant or indifferently evil, but I think @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social makes a good point here. Either way it’s on them.

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

Surely, this will be The Thing that gets those fake poll numbers back up!

everyone is waiting for some responsible authority to pull the lever and make this end. they do not wish to believe that such a lever does not exist. you give one totally deranged party control of the entire government, this is what happens

You gotta hand it to em - this is a pretty good distraction from the Epstein files

You will get your Venezuela oil money after you get your healthcare subsidy check after you get your percentage of the tariffs after they release the Epstein files after infrastructure week

Putting the "napping" in kidnapping.

This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.

Canada, if you’re listening

When does a foreign entity kidnap our dictator?

me being dragged out of chilis happy hour

I, for one, don’t think anyone should have to die due to senseless war. However, car do go vroom

Donald the Dove? More like Donald the Duck

A young girl in Iowa is about to lose her high school sweetheart at the Battle of Epstein Island. This is no laughing matter!

The Bay of Big Macs Is this anything?

Is this what those guys in white hoods meant by “the war of northern aggression?”

Kristi Noem should do the patriotic thing and reassign all her ICE agents to the front lines to deport Venezuelans from their oil rigs

Guys, the billionaires have to hedge against the AI bubble bursting somehow and cmon war is like super profitable

Now that we’ve gotten Maduro illegally let’s all get back to work on releasing those million Epstein documents

is there some way I can quickly unlearn all of history so as to feel better about recent events

Government of Twitter, by Twitter, for Twitter.

It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad. The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.

These same ”principled“ conservatives will roll over and gleefully send their teenagers to die for oil the second Trump threatens them with a primary challenge

It is hard to think of a richer, more ruinous irony than “America First” signifying membership in the emergent Fascist International.

First member of Congress to endorse impeachment gets a high five from me

Everything they do is for Content. It’s all TV to them. They’re playing characters in a show and they think the coolest characters are the villains

“are you saying we should just ignore the people who think wokeness is the biggest threat to modern civilization? thats a lot of people” yes that is exactly what im saying, they are morons

my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them

UNO REVERSE CARD: VENEZUELA IS NOT IN THE MIDDLE EAST

mr president would you say theyll greet us as liberators sir?

worthless

As always, tsk tsking about not following the rules, but legitimizing and justifying the act.

Trump and Co. are betting you’ll put up with paying more for your healthcare (and literally everything else) and forget about those pesky billionaire pedophiles because you’ll be so distracted by him sending your sons and daughters to die for oil in Venezuela

There’s nothing people like more than being occupied by a foreign military that‘s extracting and shipping your most valuable natural resource out from under your feet. This was very well thought out and will certainly end well.

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

This is billionaire-controlled media. They want to sleepwalk us into another forever war. We must break free.

The Hague, all of them

Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.

This is the wild part about the whole Trump experience, even when he says politically disastrous things, reporters rush in to fill in the blanks and steelman his arguments. As soon as they cut away from him saying “we’ll run it,” they cut to someone saying “obviously he didn't mean that.”

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

it's kind of crazy that there's even any question that democrats are going to do anything about this