Someone referred to the TPUSA show as Klanchella and I can’t stop laughing

The TPUSA halftime show is for people that want to make out with the flag. #Halftimeshow

no greenlander ever called me a libtard

Greg Bovino is a little dick.

Sad Sack Bullied By Area Goose https://theonion.com/sad-sack-bullied-by-area-goose-1819573528/

The thing that bothers me so much is not the “we have to enforce our borders and laws.” We do. It’s the giddy joy and celebration they have at the misery of people far less fortunate. Always punching down

If you hate the Pope because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.

New Season Of ‘Monster’ To Focus On Barista Who Made Ryan Murphy’s Drink Wrong https://theonion.com/new-season-of-monster-to-focus-on-barista-who-made-ryan-murphys-drink-wrong/

Too funny

I say we stage scenes like this everywhere tomorrow. #Rapture

Tom Homan, who was later named President Trump’s border chief, was recorded in September 2024 accepting a bag with $50,000 in cash in an undercover FBI investigation, according to people familiar with the case, which was later closed by Trump administration officials.

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

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Anyone else feeling this way these days? 😂

One of the hallmarks of authoritarianism is to terrify people into self-censorship. ABC ending Kimmel’s show is the perfect example of this.

😎🪴🌵 be smart

In light of some of the discussions about Tyler Robinson, it's important to remember that people can be legally sane yet deeply mentally unwell at the same time. Many criminal defendants and convicts fall into this category, including the current president of the United States.

Officially obsessed with this suit. Congrats, Jeff Hiller #emmys #JeffHiller

Remember when republicans mourned like this for children and teachers that were lost to gun violence? Me either.

the millennials yearn for precedented times

My favorite thing about shopping at Dollar General is the unsolicited recipes for Funyun crusted chicken from the cashier. #dollargeneral #tuesdays #stonerrecipes

Just finished Thirst Trap. I’m a middle aged mom and I like men that roll their eyes at me, but I don’t necessarily see the appeal. #thirsttrapdocumentary #willwhite

My sister, a kindergarten teacher, had to sit down and walk 18 5-year-olds through a shooter lockdown drill today & is currently navigating the emotional weight of that, but, sure, let's scold people for not mourning the loss of a guy who publicly said their deaths would be an ok trade for his guns.

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As long as guns are easily available to crazy people, mass killings directed at so-called soft targets will continue. This is a fact. Countries where it's more difficult for crazy people to obtain guns have less shootings. This is also a fact. Do with these facts as you will.

Oh, how I miss life before 2016.

If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research… I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me. #pediatriccancer #cancermom

There are actually quite a few undocumented Russians in the US. Anyone have any videos of ICE forcefully deporting them? Or just the brown people?

You know you’ve really screwed up in life when there is a whole documentary series about you. #anatomyoflies #elizabethfinch

Can’t make this up.

Embraced the history/true crime nerd life at the Lizzie Borden house. #LizzieBorden #Historynerd

Watching the right now oppose the part of the second amendment that guarantees a well regulated militia under state control is… something.

Been calling my mom twice a day to let her know we’re still estranged.

Not to brag, but I updated my MacBook software without being told 87 times.

Disinformation straight from the White House.

A Trump supported just told me to “stop listening to the media” when I politely told him the US constitution guarantees due process to anyone within US territory. The media?? Let that sink in… #thingstrumpsupporterssay

Once someone told me I was pretty and I panicked and said “I know.” 🤦‍♀️