Sex is when your ego is permanently crushed into dust.

People say I have an intimidating aura *grinds a 12ft tall dragon under one paw*, and like I just don't get it honestly. *fingers are shoved in the maw of a big stupid hyena goon* Like I'm honestly really approachable. *tapping buttons to identity wipe a third guy* I just don't see what the fuss is.

The ballot for the 2026 Entrancing Awards is live! Come read 56 gay hypno furry stories, and vote on your favorites! www.furaffinity.net/journal/1133... Voting will remain open until May 15th. After that time we'll close voting and begin tallying votes. #entrancingawards

okay, here, one more mockup

it's just a mockup - but it'd be interesting, huh?

Put the pronouns back in the goddamn email. (got my woke 2 mug from @aftermath.site , love it, thanks y'all)

I wish you all a comfortable niche that keeps you fed.

In my former home of North Carolina, there's an annual donation drive (yay!), but the usual #1 winner of it is... an anti-abortion organization faking at providing services run by a guy who shot someone at a clinic he was protesting?! Consider instead: www.midlandsgives.org/organization...

it's nice to know that even at my big age I am still learning, growing, developing as a human being

my kingdom for signal to add unifiedpush support or something

americans will experience inflation and the poor will suffer most and assholes with $1200 truck payments will complain the loudest of all. meanwhile a dozen other countries are already rationing fuel or restricting activity because there simply is not enough of the physical product to distribute

I am keenly aware of how evil the various social media sources I use are, but I am not willing to be That Guy and torch at least a few existing social relationships to try and force a migration, so basically mentally I am in hell at all times.

Kane always loves hunting mindprey at the Coterie Festival. Can he manage to mesmerize and drink the thoughts of an alluring elk, or will he fall victim to the hypnotic poison Voss has cultivated in his mind? (Entry for the Entrancing Awards! I hope you like it.) www.furaffinity.net/view/64514739/

virginia has one of the worst climates of anywhere i've ever lived

Hypnosis 101 is a Pass/Fail Class @coyderspider.bsky.social

do you remember how many sketches youve eaten in your life?

related:

I don't necessarily -regret- the decision but man some days it really blows that I can't even consider going to full time furry creative stuff. The math just does not math at all compared to $actual_job. I wish I could write more smut for y'all!!

The Supreme Court ruled that nobody is a U.S. citizen Chief Justice Roberts stated “No person can be in this country. We all have to leave. Now.” The judges packed up their robes and are getting on a boat

DON’T lose sight of (3), (4). There will be dozen op-eds when Trump loses abt “SCOTUS finds its independence” or such nonsense. Think Roberts was often good at producing just enough outcomes like this to maintain a favorable narrative while consistently doing real harm to democracy. Don’t bite.

I was reminded of this - probably one of the best things I've ever commissioned still. I use it as the lock screen for my e-reader. 🎨: @billbeagle.bsky.social

You'd think I'd learn eventually that my self-indulgence is loved by the audience for my written work, but my instinctive reaction to the real self-indulgent ideas is "who would actually read and enjoy that???" eventually you'll get the RPG-hero vylraz twine or game tho

April fools tomorrow and will probsbly be awful this year. Watch out

Culture Crave sucks: aftermath.site/culture-crave-...

Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society

Today is the final day to submit stories for the Entrancing Awards. Good luck everyone. All of us are looking forward to reading your entries. #entrancingawards

i'm not doing the actual promo post yet, but I hear there's something new on my FA!

dr jekyll and mr hyde but it's like, the jekyll side is just doing fun science communication online and mr hyde is an extremely aggro guy engaging in a posting war against the most annoying people alive

they squeezed an EA entry out of me, I was surprised too! It'll be posted late tonight on FA, I'm not gonna put it on bsky just yet since it'll be quite late in the evening. But soon!

DOMME: so how come you’re wearing a collar if you don’t have an owner ME: do you know what a ‘ronin’ is

I really hate "saying how to post on microblogs" as a genre of microblog post but if this stops even one instance of it it's worth my embarrassment, so here goes: You're gonna see trans people posting pretty doomy, cringe, lots of that kind of thing today I bet. You might get mad. What to do? (1/3)

anyways. we're being visible. i guess

触れるだけで侵入してくるAI

The fox's enthusiasm always shone through. But his most obsessive glares, his most malicious smiles, and his most triumphant giggles were saved for his favorite thing. Little could beat the sight of a new alluring creature falling, irreversibly, under his absolute sway. YOU'RE next.

hope it's not too late lol #marblemarch #art #oc #sfw

Being obvious about it will make the superhero tanuki feel assured about raiding the villain's lair, which will surely not immediately go wrong and lead to a drone tanuki saluting going "I OBEY MASTER VYL" equally brazenly

Its actually completely normal to sink into a dumb grin and display your bare chest whenever someone with spiral eyes snaps their fingers.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suitcase "Before the 1970s, the idea of rolling luggage was shunned by the travel industry, who viewed it as much less masculine than traditional luggage."

every day dude

adhd is so embarrassing sometimes because you'll spend like 3 hours putting off doing something for like 5 more minutes only for it to be ridiculously easy and immediately beneficial

Disabled the search bar on bsky let's hope this sticks

what if we call this "Shape-Corrected Eyes" as a category. obvs it'd be Triangle here instead but I just mean in general. I just think we need to emphasize that for most critters having "normal" eyes is actually bad and strange, and having post-assimilation Shape eyes is good actually. Agree.

But wait: ✅ OLEICAT? No. Maybe try: ✅ OLEICAT? No. But how about: ✅ OLEICAT? No. 7 letter words only: ✅ OLEICAT? No.

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You are NOT built different. You're going to be enslaved too. No question.

Fuck it, 2026 lit thread: STARTER VILLAIN (Scalzi) : the best kind of "B-" book. Hardly profound but extremely entertaining and very funny. An easy read for a few afternoons and an easy recommend.

hypnodom asking for feedback "Ok so roughly which visor made you cum harder from 1-10?" "I OBEY @_@"

note to self

skeb案件🌀