oh dang I heard "forgive my language" and thought Vance was finally apologizing for Hillbilly Elegy

Look who finally learned to count. Give Kendrick the account password and let’s really make shit Great.

We’ve had a president die in the tub, has one died on a turlet before? Crapped himself to death is how you obituary!

Ken for President

We all post silly shit on social media but I gotta admit it’s fun as hell when you meet an online pal like @jerkwheatery.bsky.social and the first thing they say after dapping you up is “check out my kicks! Thought you’d appreciate them!” @502eire.lol witnessed this majestical moment.

If Hunter S. Thompson dropped some orange barrel and started acing suckers

I’m just shocked at how brazen these mfers are.

We have officially lost it. We can’t claim righteousness while this bullshit is said publicly without receiving a brick to the mouth.

Meet me in Valhalla for an ass kicking of a snack.

St. John Center’s new online referral tool allows people in Louisville to alert the housing service provider about encampments or individuals experiencing homelessness who need assistance, as an alternative to contacting police.

Dabo Swinney said he confused LSU coach Brian Kelly for singer Brian Kelley of Florida Georgia Line while at the beach this summer. "I went to the stage, took a bunch of pics, texted him: 'Hey man, come play a concert (at Clemson) sometime.'" Swinney: "Just really stupid on my part -- shocker."

I’m genuinely curious how many people don’t have sleep apnea. I have a 118lb relative on one and constantly hear friends say “got one because overweight”. I honestly can’t remember sharing a room with any adult that didn’t snore in my life.

Reminder for Philly people. Bobby Bradford is about to turn 91 and rarely plays the East Coast. Y'all are incredibly lucky and shouldn't miss this for the world!

Guess who just scored two tickets for Ghost at the Yum for free.99?

Yall should pour as much energy as you do for ‘Love Island’ into finding out who LOVED to go to Epstein’s ISLAND

I am in constant awe of drummers. Human metronomes. My personal fav is ?love. The other two of my lifetime that jump out are Danny & Carter. Danny is like moonshine. How’s it work? Carter is the Angels Cut off the barrel though. Pure. Raw. Glory.

When you can see his stripes but recognize he’s clean. Unrelated, DIO is the coolest dude ever and gave us the greatest AM Wake Up & GET IT vibes ever. He also originated the metal horns hand sign 🤘😈🤘

If I’d been born rich I swear to Christ I’d have no clue wtf Google was, and the last fucking thing I would do is run for office. Buy an uninhabited, island, make it tacky or whatever and host your favorite musicians for private parties for friends who work in some capacity on said island.

Jfc what a gotdamned loser this man is. Born on third base still stealing home.

I want to believe the Elmo tweet is fake but I’m watching a crime doc where a YouTuber named turtleboy is commenting about a trial hinging on butt dials. I hate this timeline so fng much.

Did two brands finish runner up in the 90’s Cold War for marketing like Pepsi and Reebok?

This is simultaneously false and true.

Lotta guys in MLB got on the juicy juice to overcome injuries and I can’t think of a scarier dude to have used that excuse in that era more than Jr. Roid Bat Griffey would’ve been a blast but at least nobody hates him.

Immigrant Song

Gold Digger. I detest that song.

Dear Jesus that tiny desk show is perfect. What a day.

William Gay doesn’t get called for offsides against Rutgers, UofL goes undefeated and the need for a playoff starts simmering. Also Michael Bush doesn’t break his leg in the opener against UK. I have many thoughts about the Petrino 1.0 multiverse.

Beef cheek at 11:30 on a Friday night because like Dominic Toretto, we don’t have friends. We have family.

When there’s room for one more slice of raspberry cheesecake

Saturday school, ESPN, morning after the Bulls clinched the second finals over Utah. Our teacher was working the beer garden at our local fair the night before and had the worst hangover I’ve still seen 26 yrs later.

I’m not saying we shouldn’t let olds on social media but we should have the ability to disable or limit the replies they can post.

New Clipse is EVERYTHING you hoped it would be. #LGSEO

Dude on the right looks like he works at a bank in a Harry Potter story.

Incredibly random question for @502eire.lol do you remember the incredibly 80’s hair metal song I discovered last summer (?) I got a new phone since and don’t have the text exchange and it’s killing me

By this logic couldn’t it be argued anyone is in danger being in prison due to affiliations?

Abolish polls until week 4. It gives networks something to debate the first month of the season and brings back some excitement.

I have absolutely no problem sharing any local aid resources especially when asked by staff because those compassionate souls need a boost from people who respect their work. We post, they bleed for it.

I also think it helps people feel like they are helping and not harming— SJC has such a great reputation for being kind and helpful so people can send someone without worrying they’re signing a death warrant.

Please help if you can. My best friend gets up everyday with an amazing staff and tries to make a difference. Help when you can!

The wicked part is this is exactly why Kurt killed himself.

Alt text sums it up

Decided a couple months ago it was silly to have so many 1’s I’ve never worn so today’s theme was orange.

Buddy I am 100% here for “Trump Broke The Cayuts” chatter. These fools in Washington just unleashed the kraken.

I love community pride! The fng Ville against er’body. Who wants what?

I aspire to one day have a suitcase full of jambalaya

We had Nazis March in our city and everyone is so chill about it.

Come to a tailgate in ky and we’ll pass you the stuff before it’s aged in barrels.

Saturdays are for playlists, Sundays are for albums. No explanations needed or forthcoming.