It me. Agnostic banana pudding maker.

Please enjoy my ranking of the Beatles albums post boy band. Revolver Let it Be Abbey Road Rubber Soul White album Sgt Pepper Help

It's funny how I remember the taste of the "spoon" more than the ice cream.

Wild the people in my life who are calling out France and the rest of Europe bc “WE” saved them in WW2 were the same people a few months ago reminding me that “THEY” never owned slaves…

Maybe we’d have been better off if we had let him invade Greenland.

On the bright side it looks like the people who smoke and eat at the same time have finally all died off.

We should have appreciated Lisa Kudrow way more in 1995.

The speed at which Landman went from pretty entertaining to shit was pretty quick.

Dear President Trump Please accept my two pee wee football trophies that while participatory, represent some of my happiest days. Also my Presidential Fitness Award that I was awarded in 7th grade (I was the only kid in my class to win this but if you had been there you surely would have won)

Here’s a picture of someone else who had the Nobel Prize given to them instead of winning it themselves.

I remember in 1999 I was so pumped up for 2000. What an idiot.

Thank god we have ICE to protect us from a mother of 3.

These people mad about fake day care fraud are gonna lose it when they google Brett Favre.

I hope to be in this situation soon.

Ravens should fire entire coaching staff and let the kicker go with them. Way too much talent to suck this much.

I work for the city. I have a shirt with a logo. I have an ID badge. I have a car with the logo. I inspect day cares all the time and they never let me just walk in. That’s how it should be…

Kiwi refuses to allow any ornaments in the tree.

Wild how the folks that made us watch Mr. Rogers are defending Trumps comments about Rob Reiner.

Watching Notre Dame fill a diaper has been awesome. Would love to see the big conferences blackball them until they join a conference.

If you are trying to cancel Dolly you have way too much free time and privilege. All the horrors of the day and that’s your rage magnet?

Migrant workers basically rebuilt New Orleans after Katrina and now they are being rounded up while still doing work.

Another Thanksgiving another year of me watching Home For The Holidays with my wife and pretending I don’t love it.

More Jan 6 terrorists that were pardoned have been charged with sex crimes than there are currently trans swimmers in college.

It’s almost December and all the things I said I’d do this year I didnt do. The main thing was to work on relationships and make a point to connect with friends in person instead of just online. I found the list I made last year and literally did nothing else on it.

Marge is and always has been and always will be a dick head.

Haaa eat shit Kim Davis.

Every time I go to a sports thing I always check out the team store. Just went to the YUM team store and it’s 100% trash. Gas station quality swag.

I’m a chef now.

The Springsteen release of “electric” Nebraska demos is 🔥. The Born in the USA demo sounds like the protest song it always should have been and not an anthem to boomers.

Maybe just don’t bet on pro sports and buy your kid some shoes instead. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hello, MTV. Welcome to my crib.

The “I’m sitting this election out over one issue” folks are the most privileged pieces of shit I’ve ever encountered.

Ten minutes into the Netflix Ed Gein show and I dont think Charlie Hunnams voice is going to let me finish. He sounds like a muppet.

Greg Abott rushing to blame anything on a trans person.

Free speech was fun while it lasted.

Looks like she’s taken up the grift for herself now.

Saw the video it was brutal. Not cheering for this. They want us to cheer for it so they can somehow justify every ghoulish thing they are doing. Nope.

Honey Don’t is a super horny movie. Give it all the awards.

Going to Buffalo to see Lamar opening day. Not gonna wear any ravens gear bc I’ve seen too many Tik toks of NFL fans being stupid but for sure wearing something Louisville.

Saturday night sloppy noodling with the telecaster. #telecaster

When I was new on twitter with 15 followers he retweeted me and told Louisville twitter to follow me bc he thought I was funny. That tweet brought some amazing friends into my life. He was a giant muddy pawed puppy of a person. Here’s one for the playlist. music.apple.com/us/album/i-f...

I know this is small picture but every time I see ICE kidnap someone, I worry about their pets. Like these people left the house not knowing they would never see their pets again. He can’t have a heart attack soon enough for me.

Two year gotcha day for Kiwi Herman. (baron Von Shitbox)

The Venn diagram of guys who open carry and the guys that suffer from micro penis.

Remember when we were kids and family members told us Ozzy was a satanist and evil and then you grow up and find out Ozzy was a total gem and the family members who told you otherwise are the type of people who would have ratted out Anne Frank.

I think instead of a $59, 000 bonus every ICE agent should get dick cancer.

Weapons is one of the most original fucked up horror movies I’ve ever seen.

I remember when our Governor at the time was threatening to mess with pensions and guys I worked with who voted for him were ready to unalive him for it. I’m eager to hear my maga family members who are on a pension defend this bullshit.

Funny that the two things we really need right now in 2025 is the Office to come back and a new Rage Against The Machine album.

When are we gonna get a “Bean Dad” on Bluesky?