It's no yolk. Swedish #fertility meets #RobertHerrick right here. (Click link in thread for even more Poems of the Week, on dog-shoots-woman, prez-skips-son’s-wedding & more) lightpoetrymagazine.com/poems-of-the... @aestallings.bsky.social @paullander.bsky.social @americanbystander.bsky.social #IVF

It's no yolk. Swedish #fertility meets #RobertHerrick right here. (Click link in thread for even more Poems of the Week, on dog-shoots-woman, prez-skips-son’s-wedding & more) lightpoetrymagazine.com/poems-of-the... @aestallings.bsky.social @paullander.bsky.social @americanbystander.bsky.social #IVF

Happy #MemorialDay! Come for the #axolotls. Stay for the #cocaine smuggled in #KimKardashian's undies. (Click link in thread for all 5 Poems of the Week.) @paullander.bsky.social @michaelgerber.bsky.social @americanbystander.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social @faithsalie.bsky.social

Happy #MemorialDay! Come for the #axolotls. Stay for the #cocaine smuggled in #KimKardashian's undies. (Click link in thread for all 5 Poems of the Week.) @paullander.bsky.social @michaelgerber.bsky.social @americanbystander.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social @faithsalie.bsky.social

WHISKEY GIVER, DON'T RUN DRY by Steven Kent (with apologies to Ogden Nash and Willie Nelson) “FBI defends Kash Patel after report alleging he gifts custom whiskey bottles” —The Guardian Brandy is handy, But liquor flows quicker From stashes like Kash’s. #KashPatel @paullander.bsky.social

An insightful and generous review of my current collection. #BookSky newversereview.substack.com/p/a-review-o...

Last week I left my bag in a black cab. Assumed it was lost forever. Moments before I passed through security at Heathrow, the cabby—who’d identified me by my books—contacted me on Twitter. An hour later, bag in hand, I was ready to fly. He asked for a poem. Here you are, Gary Vidgeon!

Happy #NationalLimerickDay! PARAGONER by Max Gutmann The departed’s misdeeds are all shed From a eulogy. Buried. Unsaid. As he’s laid to his rest, He is praised as the best. So you want be lauded? Drop dead. #eulogy

If you have a couple minutes & need a laugh, I hope you'll read @lightpoetrymag.bsky.social's Poems of the Week! All the poems at the link in the comments. Many thanks to Light editors Melissa Balmain & Kevin Durkin. #kamikazedolphins #poetry #humor #comedy #poetrycommunity #lightverse #FunnyPoems

From a cash-strapped biz to #KashPatel, our Poems of the Week are right on the money… Read all 6 at link in thread

Should POTUS beware of kings bearing gifts? *click link in thread for all 7 Poems of the Week* #submarinebell #KingCharlesGift #KingAndPOTUS #RoyalVisit @paullander.bsky.social @michaelgerber.bsky.social @americanbystander.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social

RFK Jr. did *what* to a #raccoon? *Click link in thread for all 7 Poems of the Week* #RFKJr #roadkill

At last, an answer to a question that's been stumping astronomers (Click link in thread for all 5 Poems of the Week) #astronomy #universe #Trump #POTUS @paullander.bsky.social @americanbystander.bsky.social @julievickwriter.bsky.social @astronomy.bsky.social @astronomers.bsky.social

Who says there are no good poems left to write about the #moon? *Click link in thread for all 5 Poems of the Week* #DanCampion #ArtemisII #Keats @paullander.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social @nicolecarusogarcia.bsky.social #NASA

Trump picks fight with Pope. He oughta just threaten to send JD Vance to pay a visit…

Who says there are no good poems left to write about the #moon? *Click link in thread for all 5 Poems of the Week* #DanCampion #ArtemisII #Keats @paullander.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social @nicolecarusogarcia.bsky.social #NASA

Today’s poem is called ‘This is One of Those Poems without any Rhymes’.

My latest newsletter went out yesterday (when it was actually March!) and includes things that have been making me laugh and a heads up about a free 30-day joke writing challenge that Gold Comedy is running in April (which you can still get in on). julievick.substack.com/p/march-laug...

If you want to know what bots are really up to, ask a poet... (& after you read #MarshallBegel's completely accurate take, click link in comments for all nine #PoemsOfTheWeek) #robotdelivery #bots #AI #RobotAccidents @paullander.bsky.social @americanbystander.bsky.social

Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social for including this one by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social in latest edition.

Many thanks to Light Poetry Magazine for their #poemsoftheweek feature, and for including one of my pieces in the latest batch of poems.

Apparently Trump ditched Venezuela for a younger, hotter war…

Your Easter/Passover week is now complete. You're welcome! *Click link in thread for all 6 Poems of the Week* #EasterHumor #PassoverHumor #candy #EasterCandy #chocolate #chocolatecrosses @paullander.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social @michaelgerber.bsky.social @americanbystander.bsky.social

I missed this post when it came out earlier this week, but as always you should give Light Poetry Magazines "Poems of the Week" a read. The poems are always a clever and lighthearted look at the news. A far preferable way to interact with current events than my usual staring numbly into the void.

ON THE TRUMPOLINE by Paul Burgess He told them, “Jumping on the Trumpoline will line your pockets full of folding green,” but while he bounces up and down with glee the only change in cost my eyes can see is soaring rates on fueling stations’ pumps increasing every time His Highness jumps.

Timothée Chalamet by Shaun Jex Timothée Chalamet Said, “I don’t really care for ballet. It’s hard to plié with ease When you’ve got foot-in-mouth disease.” *Click link in thread for all 6 Poems of the Week & even more feet, from iambic to feline* #TimothéeChalamet #ballet

Thank ya @lightpoetrymag.bsky.social for including this one. People, check out the usual cavalcade of clever that is Light. lightpoetrymagazine.com/poems-of-the...

Thanks back atcha @paullander.bsky.social! AND thanks to our 6 other Poets of the Week, weighing in on Mrs. DJT, #MrClean & more. Click link in thread for all 7.

At last, the poll we've all been waiting for: who's more popular--POTUS or bugs? *Click link in thread for all 8 #PoemsOfTheWeek* #insects #bugs #cockroaches #spiders #ants #Texas #POTUS #politics @paullander.bsky.social @faithsalie.bsky.social @petersagal.bsky.social @tombodett.bsky.social

At last, the poll we've all been waiting for: who's more popular--POTUS or bugs? *Click link in thread for all 8 #PoemsOfTheWeek* #insects #bugs #cockroaches #spiders #ants #Texas #POTUS #politics @paullander.bsky.social @faithsalie.bsky.social @petersagal.bsky.social @tombodett.bsky.social

Got that post-Olympics letdown? Poems of the Week are here to help, with such timeless sports as lip-curling, skating on thin ice, and snowing the public... (Click link in thread for all nine Poems of the Week) #Olympics #SupremeCourt #Tariffs

Thank ya @lightpoetrymag.bsky.social lightpoetrymagazine.com/poems-of-the...

Trump is sending Guilliani to appeal the Tariff decision In the parking lot of Supreme Courtyard of Marriott

Who says you can’t go places with a PhD? (For all 7 of our Poems of the Week, click link in thread) #braindrain #highereducation #universities @paullander.bsky.social @americanbystander.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social

Thank you, @shaunjexauthor.bsky.social!

The new @americanbystander.bsky.social is out!

One of the few news stories that made me smile recently, and it's brilliantly captured in Steven Kent's poem in @lightpoetrymag.bsky.social 's Poems of the Week. Oh, how I love to read a good pun.

Our lead (or, as the survivors at #WaPo would say, lede) poem this week. For all six Poems of the Week, click link in thread #WashingtonPost #journalism #Bezos #haiku @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social

*Click link in thread for all 7 Poems of the Week * #BruceBennett #nationalparks #climatechange #NativeAmericans @paullander.bsky.social @aestallings.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social @colemanglenn.bsky.social

Sad news today. XJ "Joe" Kennedy—a giant of poetry and great friend to Light—has died at 96. We’ll share more about him and his work soon. For now, here’s one of our favorites of his: #XJKennedy @aestallings.bsky.social @colemanglenn.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social

Sad news today. XJ "Joe" Kennedy—a giant of poetry and great friend to Light—has died at 96. We’ll share more about him and his work soon. For now, here’s one of our favorites of his: #XJKennedy @aestallings.bsky.social @colemanglenn.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social

PRIORITIES by Greg Beam Healthcare, housing, safer schools—small asks. But they would rather pay for men in masks. Click link in thread for all 12 Poems of the Week #ICE #immigration #civilrights lightpoetrymagazine.com#potw

Happy #MLKDay! Since strolling through national parks is no longer free today, how about a little scrolling? Our POEMS OF THE WEEK take you from #Minneapolis to #Mar-a-Lago, with views of #Manhattan, #Ireland, the Amazon (.com) & more. Click link in thread for all 8, starting with... #ICE #ReneeGood

I have a poem on this topic! @lightpoetrymag.bsky.social lightpoetrymagazine.com/stephanie-bu...

Whatever and however you're celebrating this week, we wish you happiness, peace, and good luck! (Click link in thread for all six Poems of the Week.) #DryChristmas #Dryholidays @paullander.bsky.social @allisonpoet.bsky.social @juliekanepoet.bsky.social

Trump’s Rob Reiner Truth Social post changed geographic history forever, Marianna Trench is no longer the lowest place on earth a person has gone.

There’s no escaping the singularly unfunny week we’ve all had. Still, we hope Poems of the Week can give you a little respite from the grimness. And to everyone celebrating #Hanukkah, we wish you eight light-filled days and nights! lightpoetrymagazine.com#potw

Happy birthday, #EmilyDickinson! Imagine if you were writing today… #AI #avatars

To read all our #Pushcart nominees, finalists and longlisters, click link in thread and scroll down…

Hilarious stuff in today’s Invitational—including verse by a number of Light fixtures