happy bday to all the goths, especially me✨

Whatever your thoughts about The Boys' finale, it made Elon Musk mad, which the show's creator and cast think is hilarious.

burn it all down

dipshit tankies are still using the word "anarkiddies" LMAOO this account is too fucking much, it's like an unironic caricature

imagine being so fucking clueless that you don't actually realize how much crossover the venn diagram of nihilism and socialism has when trying to make a misguided joke about it lol

Google AI search is going to be great!

USA funeral plates being sold at Walmart

i have a felony on my record for assaulting cops too, where's my payout?

the worst headline of all time? every word is worse than the last

jack off all trades

burn it all down, child

all this talk of jouissance and no talk about JOIssance

not enough people talk about the inherently oppressive nature of culture, and how we need to constantly combat all forms of culture wherever they manifest...

cultural appropriation is cool. we need to celebrate it more.

first date idea

my desire to be part of a strong community and my desire to live alone deep in the wilds are in conflict, but perhaps there is a synthesis to this dialectic; if we all get together to build an intentional community somewhere remote- "Isn't this just a cult compound"

ME: b-but Reverend Mother, we mustn’t, what if Shai Hulud hears the rhythm of our prayer and comes here and devours me?? MY DOMINATRIX: …I’m sorry can you explain all this again please

i want games to go the opposite way. give us the Resident Evil inventory space, nothing that can't fit in a normal pack. no more carrying around multiple armor sets, or saving 75 consumables and throwables you're saving for when you need them, and then never use them...

There’s a massive immigration operation in Memphis right now, but you may not have heard about it. Why? Community members face retaliation for trying to spread the word out, a lawsuit alleges.

it's 2:29am and i'm researching what sort of music mermaids would make if they existed, bc that thought randomly popped into my head. conclusions so far: slow tempos, bass heavy beats kinda like gregorian chants, but no singing in the traditional sense bc they'd use gills, not lungs, to breathe...

bonesmashing with the gavel🧑‍⚖️ 📣 AURA IN THE COURT‼️

they really expect us to believe these are two different people?? i'm onto your tricks Siobh--i mean Shirley

towards the abolition of the human

this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed we may never know what happened

lmao

76 Flock cameras disabled in the east bay this is the kind of news we need

Now Go! Jerk Your Worthless Penis

i got sad and started rewatching The Haunting Of Hill House (i'm dumb like that) and just realized Shirley (who's not in the novel) lives in Jacksonville. the novel was written by Shirley Jackson.

so apparently british squirrels have been seen vaping and there is concern that swedish squirrels might also start doing this. anyway here’s pictures of squirrels vaping

the "any questions" bit lmao yeah...i have a couple...

same

and democrats keep telling us violence doesn't solve anything

remember, "no face, no case" is is not only inaccurate now with all the tracking data the gestapo have, but any truth in that maxim is primarily centered around the eyes. if you want to keep law enforcement from seeing and recording your face, make sure you're wearing INFRARED-BLOCKING sunglasses.

owl study

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

We've been seeing some scary hypotheticals go around involving our timeless characters. Like, here's one heard whispered around the water cooler: What if... Kirby was evil? Ooh. It just- It's too much to think about. Might have to sit down after just proposing the question. Spine is chilled.

why is A24 currently livestreaming a dj playing emo music in the backrooms on youtube lol this sentence feels like madlibs