Imagine how many taxpayer dollars and investigative resources of the govt are being flushed down the toilet by Trump’s criminal defense attorney to try and convince non-cultists that he won. Resources that could be used to investigate actual crime.

Anyone want to see a dead comedian? She absolutely brutalized them. 😂😂☠️

Opinion | To win in 2028, democrats must embrace ballmaxxing

Hello? 911? I need to report a murder…. open.substack.com/pub/lincolns...

At the rate Trump keeps bragging about his doctors repeatedly making him take the dementia screener, it's only a matter of time before he starts bragging about other oddities. "The thickest blood they'd ever seen. Direct quote. The thickest!"

Trump is doing badly but note to Dems, ( from a former DNC member)-don’t just be anti Trump, propose things that help the American working class like the Working Class Tax Cut or lowering health care costs. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

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If Kamala Harris won and did all the things donald is doing, Legacy Media would tear her to shreds. But because our abuser is an old white demented rapist convicted on 34 felony counts of falsifying business records in the first degree, they live in his rectum and allow his delusions to flourish.

In fairness, naming a place that is not currently working and causing problems throughout the world after himself is as inadvertently introspective as Donald is ever going to get.

And yet, almost EVERY state is truly purple, with a few exceptions.

Fucking embarrassment to everyone in Tennessee. 😖

Smug, smirking asshole.

JFC! We used most of our inventory of air defense weapons on Iran. How the hell do these Yahoos think we can perform against a peer competitor in a toe-to-toe engagement? Clown-fuck Kegsbreath has gutted the professional DoD and is turning our cherished military into a laughingstock. Make it stop!

Legal question: will posting this picture get me indicted for threatening Trump?

JD Vance: "Political violence is coming largely from one side of the aisle. The president has now faced three serious attempts on his life ... " (Melissa and Mark Hortman aren't available for comment)

People always wonder how we live in a country that could elect a dishonest conman like Donald Trump. I don't.

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

The BIG problem is that we cannot trust our DoJ.

At the end there, I think she asks Melanomia if he's always such an asshole. Even Charles is mortified. FFS.

I love success stories like this.

Seen on the Internet:

"...better economy..." What fucking world do these people live in? Can they transport all the rest of us to it?

What asshole computer scientist put an enormous "CAPS LOCK" key right next to a tiny, probably used as much as any other key "a" on the standard Dell laptop keyboard? Who even uses caps lock except for the Mango Manchild?

Maybe a tiny bit of justice. We'll have to wait and see.

Can Todd not afford a suit that fits?

Imagine, if you will, years of training, service and dedication to rise to a Pentagon posting, only to have this loser dipshit waste your time. What the hell could he possibly have to say to this group?

Oh FFS! Why!? What the hell has this washed up loser got to say that would captivate a group of professional military officers? Oh, wait, it's the Drunk Kegsbreath DoD now.😒

If only he had turned to the Repubs and said "So why don't you bastards do your job?"

But even the MAGA Chuds applauded? WTF?

hey do you guys think I need a lawyer

JFC! 25th Amendment this clown. Now!

This is fucking disgusting.

He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

How is it better for regular folks exactly?

Does this cat make my tractor look sexy?

Ha! Good catch, lol. 😂

I don’t know. Giving Rethugs credit for being sentient is a stretch.

Just because you lost at something doesn’t mean it was rigged, and if you think everything around you is rigged against you, then it’s very possible that you’re just losing often.

Dear Americans, You got two main problems — billionaires and pedophiles. And of course, billionaire pedophiles. Until you address the billionaire pedophile elephant in the room, nothing will get better. You deserve leaders willing to exact swift justice on these monsters. Love, God

“Expanding the Supreme Court is no different that redistricting in California and Virginia. It is a proportionate response to Republican attempts to degrade liberal democracy and move America toward a post-liberal order.” open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

I’m shocked. www.texastribune.org/2026/04/21/t...

Bars in Washington, DC had been struggling since Covid. So why are the city’s Democrats so eager to get rid of Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel, and Jeanine Pirro?

This war is so damn confusing. It’s why we shouldn’t let drunks and dementia patients run it.

Boots on the Groundhog Day

These ships have dealt with norovirus, murderous honeymooners, and the English on vacation. The Iranian Navy doesn’t scare them.

Trump deserves credit for this but remember: There likely would not have been a fresh outbreak of war in Lebanon if the US and Israel hadn't attacked Iran. He seems to be starting wars just so he can boast about ending them. www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0...

www.oregonlive.com/politics/202... Retired lawyer found an 1866 statute that bans portraits of living people on U.S. currency. It says: “Only the portrait of a deceased individual” may appear on U.S. currency and securities. He filed a civil lawsuit in District Court against the U.S. Treasury.

Talking about Donald Trump having dementia just gives a sympathetic excuse for inexcusable preexisting conditions. Donald has *always* been a mean, self-centered, incoherent fool who says stupid and ignorant things.