Only just now discovered Conor Janda and Connor Franta are different people. (This also happened to me with James Charles and Jeffree Star)

The new Mika album is an acid trip dance party suitable for the burning of Rome. (Complimentary)

Jamie Lloyd's Porgy and Bess ends with Porgy exiting the stage door and a live camera feed follows him to Times Square and then an image of Bess flashes briefly on a digital billboard.

The Met's production of Porgy and Bess is making me realize just how forgettable the Broadway production was (sorry Audra).

"Golden" getting an Oscar nom and neither Wicked song getting in there... ☺️

Who needs Oscar noms when you can merchandise a sex cardigan.

Is it easier to learn to crochet and then knit or knit and then crochet.

I was today years old when I found out that the Defiant CD player is a thing that exists

"Verify your age by uploading a photo of yourself in 2016."

New Mika album drops this week!!!!

They can never miss an opportunity to steal from another culture.

"I think we're all forgetting how awful 2016 was" Nobody forgot, the prompt was "post a photo" not "tell us everything bad that happened that year".

AI slop is still slop, even when it’s making fun of the bad guys.

Of course the day I decide to go to 3 Dollar Bill the L is being wonky AND it's snowing.

This is some Hannibal-level culinary design.

Starfleet Academy feels like a tonal mix of Lower Decks and Prodigy, and I am 100% here for it.

Being gay in your 40s is spending your night organizing your calendar and realizing you can't attend your friend's drag show because you have tickets to the opera, also your knees hurt for unknown reasons.

I hope the overall arc of Starfleet Academy is just Tatiana Maslany, Paul Giamatti, and Holly Hunt chasing each other around the universe while the cadets play out Dawson's Creek in space.

Someday we're going to find out that the "Post a 2016" photos were used to provide a data point to get a sense of what people were up to at the start of the first go-round of the presidency.

I need the boys on Starfleet Academy to kiss.

Nostalgia for 2016? Couldn’t be me.

Finally finished Halt And Catch Fire. What an underrated gem of a TV show. Perfect from start to finish.

...wait you mean the MM thing began with Michelle Yeoh.

Best comment under the JB/AG Sunday post.

The only 2027 London announcements I'm looking for are Florence Gatsby and Punchdrunk at the National.

The problem with a Bailey/Grande Sunday if it ends up on Broadway is that the audience behavior is going to absolutely insufferable.

Dear Susan, As we kick off the New Year, we hope you'll kick the bucket.

I know she sang it with Audra for Miscast but I have a burning need to hear Kelli O'Hara and Ruthie Ann Miles to perform "Lily's Eyes".

She opened with "Statues and Stories" with Victoria Clark. 😭

How am I 43 years old and still bringing down the average age of the Lincoln Center audience.

A delightful exploration of a fandom, but also this line speaks so perfectly to millennial nostalgia. "It becomes rarer and rarer to be struck in the heart by something that consumes you, and one day you forget that it used to happen at all." www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/m...

Heated Rivalry is really going to give a generation of gays unreasonable expectations of what a "cottage" actually is, but I guess "I'm coming to the lake house that looks like it could be a murder scene from an A24 movie" doesn't have the same punch.

Paper Mill Playhouse is hiring an entry level Marketing role for $50K. When I had that job in 2007, it paid $38K. Adjusting for inflation that would be $60K. They are offering $10K LESS than what they used to offer.

Promoting Under The Radar??? Truly MY kind of mayor.

...with our luck it'll end up being Newsom.

Not my house but I know my way around

Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.

Post something beautiful to combat the awful (Beauty is subjective)

Like this performance, I also contain middle-aged themes.

...I am so baffled by people who make the effort to opine on media they have not actually seen.

Star.

You guys I know there's a lot going on and the world is a shit show and democracy is in a tailspin but it is all a distraction from the REAL HEADLINES. www.fastcompany.com/91469268/mcd...

Dark chocolate > milk chocolate.

The real lesson of Heated Rivalry is that as long as you have money, fame, and looks, true love will find you. 🥹

Wait you mean I have to start responding to emails tomorrow?

Put up or shut up, Tim.

Men would rather form a non-profit as a long game cover story than come out as dating their sports rival. (Finally finished watching the hockey show!)

favorite sweatshirt slogan of the moment: “it’s too nonfictiony outside”

According to Instagram, 2026 is "The Year Of Analog", and the hot new accessory is the Analog Bag, which is a tote bag containing things like a journal and a pen, an MP3 player, and this thing called a book, which offers "a single thread reading experience".