If you bring up "they had pronouns in their bio" when talking about the death of a person, I think you should just die.

Happy for Venezuela that their illegitimate dictator is disposed of, but we have 50 years of precedent that says this isn't going to make things better.

2026 has been quite a fucking year

2026 off to a great start, we're...[checks notes]...speedrunning the cold war.

I'm sorry to say that LinkedIn has the juice.

Gamers. It’s time

Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.

Eyyy, @boshnroll.bsky.social

I AM JOLLY, BUT UNFORGIVING

Hot take: A video game company using AI to write powerpoint presentations isn't that bad.

@albertatech.bsky.social Got this gem of an AI search result.

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

This is my joker moment. Almost half a month of planning a refactor and this shit happens.

Tell Reporters to Stop Kissing Trump's Ass, and Demand He Answer Tough Questions open.substack.com/pub/leftacti...

Seeing Tim Pool in debt after losing Russian money brings me joy.

Mornin', folks.

I was just trying to play some Pokemon Snap...

Being ignorant is OK. Remaining ignorant is not.

AI makes me nostalgic for NFTs.

I wish our fascists at least looked cool.

Pastor Black: While I was in the middle of using the words of Jesus, they opened fire on me. It was so clear that they had been so poorly trained, or — the alternative — that they had been deliberately told to escalate violence against peaceful protesters.

In the heat of a crazy wizard battle, sometimes what you need isn't a big dragon, a death spell, or unlimited knowledge. Sometimes you just need one dependable hypeman

re: LLM answers at the top of search results — it's so funny that they put a little imp who lies to you at the gate to All Human Knowledge. Does Google think it's protecting the city of Thebes??

Gonna do a yearly rewatch of Gurren Lagan to get myself pumped

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Doujin writer to mangaka pipeline is peak

Part of being a good team lead is appropriating anime catch phrases. "Look, I wouldn't have suggested you for the position of staff if I didn't trust you to make these decisions, if you don't believe in yourself, believe in me who believes in you"

Listening to the goonernomicon and realizing grummz is like...a bigger shit stain than I thought.

Dealing with c-suite and observability is a fucking nightmare sometimes. No, we're not gonna talk about how we implement OTEL if you can't even decide what the team name is that owns your code.

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

I'm just gonna stop being nice about it, I'm so very fucking tired of AI being a replacement for actual features that would be useful.

Accidentally clicking a Claude code ad and getting 3000 more ai ads.

I think I can be a father now

Miku songs in JP: Sex and fun silly times! Teto songs in EN: Life is suffering, capitalism is the worst humanity has to offer. I crave one iota of happiness.

MGT has seen her networth jump from $700k to $25 million since joining Congress in 2021. And she served juuust long enough to get a lifetime tax payer-funded pension. She got the joke. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

After two weeks of sickness and injury, I am back to picking up heavy metal circles

Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America. Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

First they came for AWS And I did not speak out Because Canvas was down and that was fine by me. Then they came for Cloudflare And I did not speak out Because I didn't need the textbook website. Then they came for GitHub And there were no more internet services For me to use to get work done.

Github is down, post smooth bernies

cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents

Look if you're trans, you have to live. Do whatever you need to do to make it.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

One of my favorite things about working at small startups where everyone knows everyone is I can reply to issues people are having with "seems like a skill diff tbh" and they know I'm joking and will solve their problem.

RIP to all the devops teams that are going to have to once again explain the difference between ingress-nginx, nginx, and nginx-ingress.