I'm sorry I'll get back to my own jokes & talking about music shortly but I

Omg finally! Can't wait to listen.

“New York is cooked.” Okay man you live in Schaumburg, pretty sure it’s gonna keep on existing just like Tokyo and Saturn and all the other places that don’t know about you

Let's go NYC!!!

We all need to channel this Chicago man’s utter contempt

Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"

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Waking up in the morning overseas and figuring out why everyone back home is posting about diarrhea is certainly something.

MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.

Never again will I buy something from Amazon thanks.

I love this city

My Arya Stark list is getting out of control these days.

"AI is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be re-consumed" so succinct! so good!

Stoke fear. Exploit desperation. Suspend the rule of law. Fan brutality. Every time the stronger brutalize the weak, it’s fundamentally the same playbook. Our duty is to stand up to brutality. Our moral obligation is to protect the vulnerable and hold the powerful accountable.

A photo from the Portland Marathon this morning. Notice the lack of flames and the nice, clean air.

Congratulations to everyone running in the most beautiful urban marathon in America today! Hope and I crushed the 10 mile.

Like yes, calling a trans kid by their chosen name and pronouns makes them feel more safe at school and that improves overall mental well-being, but you should also do it because you're an adult who can choose not to act like a dick

Logan Square neighborhood, Chicago. Man wearing a balaclava in a white, unmarked vehicle, pulls the pin on a tear gas canister and tosses it in the road. "Just trying to grab some lunch and these fucking losers showed up. FUCK ICE!" source: www.reddit.com/r/LoganSquar...

Gotta go for a walk before all the batshit videos in my feed ruin my day.

All this GenX hyper nostalgia for the 80s and 90s is starting to feel very Boomer-esque to me.

Trump just ordered the military into Portland, and he’s giving them the green light to use lethal force on American citizens. Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.

Literally what is Congress for anymore.

RIP the separation of powers

one cynically funny thing about Hegseth thinking he can retcon the genocide atop which America was built is that the rest of the world is not fooled & will never be fooled. World history will always teach that the Army committed organized murder of civilians at Wounded Knee. It’s generally known

WMSE is playing so many old Madonna songs in a row right now that I just said to myself I hope Madonna is still alive.

All vengeance all the time.

No one will stop comparing ICE to the Gestapo until they stop acting like the Gestapo

Money always wins doesn't it?

Trans people just want the right to exist safely as their true selves, like everyone else. But they’ve become easy scapegoats for the GOP, who vilify them and threaten to criminalize their very existence. It's straight from the authoritarian playbook.

the skeleton key to understanding these people is that they genuinely think you are a drone who will do what you’re told if the TV says it

Me when it eventually becomes illegal to not like someone.

The Jimmy Kimmel firing, Colbert's show, what's happening at WaPo, CBS... legacy journalism is slowly but surely coming under state control. It is more important now than ever before that we support the independent journalists out there doing the work not beholden to a fascist's bidding.

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Ok now give me another season of Somebody Somewhere!

its wild how slippery objective consensus reality is right now

the shooter was just a cis dude but even if he was the most trans person to ever trans it wouldnt justify rounding up all the trans people for crimes they didnt commit, really wish people in positions of power would be saying this

Putting away all the "CIVIL WAR NOW" banners at the news station and bringing out the "Mental Health Crisis in America" banners with a heavy sigh

Our brains are so fried that people in charge are now banking on the collective public forgetting things that were said literally YESTERDAY.And honestly, that strategy works!

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

Nancy Mace acting on disinformation that the shooter was trans: goes off on tirade against "trannies" Nancy Mace when the actual shooter is a Christian white man: "he's just a poor lost boy, let us pray for him."

Hey, a fun thing to do today is support some awesome trans and non-binary creators! 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Saving my opinions for the group chat.

Remember that you don’t have to post your first reaction and Bluesky is forever even if you delete

Maybe it will happen today.

Chicago forever

How is this not a screaming massive headline across every news site? This is insane, a virtual declaration of civil war. We fought a revolution to not be subjected to this kind of tyranny

Attn all ICE agents! Here’s an announcement from our front window: Chicago hates you, and you are not welcome here!