I think one of my favourite paintings is the one where Captain Oates has just been kicked in the balls by a penguin.

No one gets in and turns on the shower like that Marion - it's bound to freeze your tits off. Let it warm up a little, first.

How old was this tree of mine? #BentonChainsawMassacre

Hats off to those pencils still populating their World Cup Wall Chart.

"The Beatles have changed so many lives that the need for them still exists. The hope that they represent still exists. And as long as that exists, then they have to exist. ... If the Beatles don’t exist, you don’t exist.” -Derek Taylor, April 10, 1970. And true every day since. #GlobalBeatlesDay

Do-do-doo do do do.

I was 18 (eighteen), and I liked it. #1976 Thanks for asking.

Woke this morning wherever, at whenever, treading a path into the shadows, which may yet turn out to be my road out of here. The obstacle is aloneness, however - that deep and desperate need for people to interact with their own species.

Name a film with a title that's a full sentence.

'Saps at Sea'

#5DebutAlbumsSF1 It's an extraordinary record. Did anyone make anything like it before? That raw and visceral?

Back garden #scenes. Matthew22:39

Supper’s ready.

Water bottle.

Never ceases to amaze me when I see young mums and dads out pushing babies in pushchairs, with their headphones on. I often wonder what they're listening to, or why they don't try communicating with their parents instead.

OOOOF

Hello Liverpool.

It's Paul McCartney's birthday. You've probably noticed. So here's your semi-regular reminder that We All Stand Together is an utterly charming and lovely piece of music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVfa...

And last of all, you get to mop up the scattered sesame seeds and squeezed-out condiments with a wetted index finger.

To celebrate the great man's birthday, lunch will be a toasted bagel sandwich with a single little gem lettuce leaf, marmite, hummus and honey mustard, and a sprinkling of freshly-milled black Sgt. Pepper, cut into one two three four...

I did my best

Animals have eyes, hearts, livers and faces, etc., just like you and me. People who eat meat and fish don’t seem to care. You – don’t appear to care. Just one of the things wrong with this world – but one of the things you could actually do something about, if you weren’t so weak and bone-idle.

Bringing back fond memories of being laid up in Uni sick bay with alcohol poisoning. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfS_...

Cor baby... #PORDRC

The Beatles.

My Ficus Elastica is unhappy.

Howay the, erm, lads. #KSAURU

IMO: This is whats needed. Said it sonce the 90’s. We are controlable gullible sheep because of the lack of this in education. Bans rarely work, and this propsal by starmer is a piss poor attempt at maintaining leadership. bsky.app/profile/brok...

61 years ago today, on 15th June 1965, Bob Dylan would begin recording “Like A Rolling Stone” at Columbia Records, New York City. Listen to Andrew dissect Dylan’s signature track in Episode 130: 500songs.com/podcast/epis...

Forget Cruyff, Gullit and Van Basten this is the best ever moment in Dutch football.

The golden ratio.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH #MOJO

Talk about, pop music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbHn...

I wouldn't be a part of any group chat that would accept me as a member.

And I need to know that because..?

So what?

I made a playlist. Then I realised that the playlist was trying to tell me something. And this was the result.

Geordie Maradona

What better way to display my @noscoredraws.com World Cup 2026 Wallchart than on my paint-mapped, dining room wall.

Ok so SOMEBODY convinced me to make this and it took me absolutely ages when I was supposed to be doing something else so enjoy it! sgtp.lovable.app

Okay, so it may take a little more time and effort to wash my to-be-recycled items in rainwater, but the sense of well-being I derive from the whole process significantly outweighs any minor inconvenience. Hm, what's he selling, you ask yourself - besides devilish good-looks and charm? #hastag

Good evening to everyone except those without a Belfast sink - sorry I'm late. Again. I know that habitual tardiness is an expression of ego - a calling of attention to oneself. But that's not me, Bluesky - that's not me.

I’ve been getting myself back to the garden - something I felt I had to do. And it got me thinking. Every seed may not grow - but it deserves the chance.

Hello, goodbye: the Beatles’ chaotic, controversial final tour – as never seen before

Blimey.

Morning and evening. My Rose-painted Calathea.

Cliff hands. #TOTP

Nothing could be finer Than to be in Carolina But it was home to us