Pfft. youtu.be/oQIBEkHDACI?...

The Great Valerio - 'The John Lennon Years'.

Advent with The Great Valerio. #Advent #Bing youtu.be/UlCy_ZDK_k0?...

That'll do lads. #NUFC

Howay me bonny cup holder lairds - IT'S I[ YER ARSE! #NUFC #NEWFUL #CARABAO

I've got a mashup of 'Mele Kalikimaka' and 'The Teddy Bears' Picnic bouncing around my minds.

Advent with The Great Valerio. #Advent #Soul youtu.be/s0NoalRsk5w?...

🎵 Harry Roberts...

Advent with The Great Valerio. #Advent #Ella youtu.be/DUyxx4Hsjeg?...

🎵 Hey Mister, that me up on the tightrope. Well, I'm the one who's walking this fine line

Advent with The Great Valerio. #Advent #Blue youtu.be/nM7x5dwhFXs?...

No, not that I've noticed.

The Shetland archipelago reminds me of the time a bird dumped its load on my bedroom window. Never bothered cleaning it off. Just let the rain gradually erode it. 10 years that shit lasted. Still there when I moved house. Although it ended up looking more like Cyprus by the time I left. #Shitland

You'd think someone, at some point might have tried planting a tree on Shetland? #Shetland

Good luck at #AFCON #SAFC

They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead

HOWAY ME BONNY BLIDDY LAIRDS - IT'S UP YA FUCKIN' ARSE! #NUFC #SUNNEW #DERBY #BOOZE

Advent with The Great Valerio. #Advent #SurfsUp youtu.be/RJMBMIJJGok?...

Advent with The Great Valerio #Advent #ChairmanOfTheBoard www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef-c...

Advent with The Great Valerio. #Advent youtu.be/OR07r0ZMFb8?...

When Bob opens up about love and loss, he can absolutely floor you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wep...

Since when was football about the fans? #bbcqt

What actor’s facial expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?

Brian Eno urges support to get Together for Palestine song to Christmas No 1

Woke this morning wild-eyed, howling the appellations of my execrable enemies into a callous sky, condemning them and the malevolent gods who created this world, to the infernal machinations of Hell's grim tyrant.

Advent with The Great Valerio. #Advent #Cash youtu.be/HmAs8GP3Esg?...

Post your favourite work of art from exactly 50 years before you were born. 'Les Demoiselles d'Avignon' - Pablo Picasso

Howay me bonny lairds - IT'S UP YER ARSE! #NUFC #LEVNEW #BOOZE #TOON

Advent with The Great Valerio. #Advent #Joseph youtu.be/3sl1xhU7xpk?...

Tired of social media. Tired of you, tbh.

Advent with The Great Valerio. #Advent #DeathRow youtu.be/so1i47jcHf8?...

Advent with The Great Valerio. #Advent #Zooey youtu.be/ioeEhocQMik?...

Woke this morning doing a leisurely back-stroke across a leftover dish of cold ponzu sauce and attempting to wash one hand with the other while fondly reminiscing about the death of yesterday’s news. And then of course, SHE turned up, didn’t she? Anything else Jennie?

I’m 68 now. #icymi

Fuck Eurovision

Woke this morning doing leisurely back-stroke across a dish of cold ponzu sauce and thinking about the first time I saw a football player wear a pair of white boots. And then SHE turned up - anything else Jennie?

The Faces, Newcastle Odeon, late 1974. Sloppiest gig I ever saw. That's how I like my rock 'n' roll. #Tetsu

RIP Tetsu.

Advent with The Great Valerio. #Advent #Muppets #Manamana youtu.be/zEgcLrgxUOw?...

Quote with your model of masculinity.

Tick tock.

That'll, erm, do lads. #NUFC #NEWBUR

Howay me bonny lairds - IT'S UP YER ARSE! #NUFC #NEWBUR #BOOZE #TOON

Advent with The Great Valerio. #Advent youtu.be/ZM9k5PRF3Oc?...

Guy Fawkes signature before and after watching this World Cup Draw

Advent with The Great Valerio. #Advent #Noel #Zimmerman youtu.be/DBYCh0WiaUI?...