I turned up to the office so it seems fair I’m rewarded. #Bskybeer

I know it makes the ground an odd shape but I really do love the East Stand at SJP #nufc

There was me thinking the pitch looked great on Sunday… #nufc

Same old Southampton. Always cheating.

Any comment from that Harwood Bellis fella yet?

Woah, amazing!

Woah, this sounds pretty great.

I didn’t have “student rent” on my PSR/SCR bingo card. #nufc

Last night, the Mean Eyed Cat confirmed its status as my favourite pub in Newcastle. And I do like the Ossett Brewery White Rat Pale on cask. 🙌 #Bskybeer

✅ See Newcastle win ✅ Drink beer in the Mean Eyed Cat

Well that was fun. I got to wave a bin bag, saw Kieran Trippier’s last game at SJP and Newcastle remembered how to string a few passes together. Lovely. #nufc

Simple solution to this. Two points deduction. Hearts win the league. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Took me seven hours to get up to Northumberland yesterday so I can go to the match today. Am I the only person actually looking forward to it? 🤷‍♂️😆 #nufc

Big clash in Northumberland. Warkworth 2nds v Cramlington.

Grace Jones’ manager has been on the phone and wants her deposit sharpish…

Fella walking through Newcastle Central station in dungarees and a paisley shirt looking absolutely fantastic. Nice antidote to the whoppers outside King’s Cross earlier draped in union jacks.

Good grief. Wifey (who is half Greek) just sent me this comedy gold. I just wish her mother was still alive to see it 🤣

Fields of solar panels alongside the East Coast mainline. Beautiful 😻

For completeness, here are some complementary 10”s #WeekendSingles

Good luck to all the walkers today.

Greetings, Pop pickers! Early start to head 350 miles north to see parents and Newcastle United. Listening to Stereolab so here’s a re-hash of some ‘lab 7”s I posted 12 months ago. #WeekendSingles

That Celtic penalty decision tonight is um, interesting 🤣🤯

Good grief. The new Aldous Harding LP is blindingly great. Wow!

Vague memories of having my mind blown by one of these guys at Washington Wildfowl Centre when I was a bairn.

2023 v 2026. Any arborists out there able to tell me why the blossom came and went so much earlier this year?

Pretty ironic that we have people all over the country frothing at the mouth about small boats and immigrants. Yet, here in Hastings, literally on the coast where sometimes small boats literally end up, the Greens took control. Good to see my neighbours can see through the bullshit.

As the sun sets on a day at the cricket, it’s to Brighton for some HSB in the Basketmakers #Bskybeer

“Working from Hove” Only kidding. It’s my birthday so I have the day off and I’m hiding under a massive hat in the hope no one speaks to me 😎

Facebook tells me we went to Sheffield 37 years ago.

5 May 1989. Pixies Live at Leeds. 37 years ago 🤯 Christ, i’m old. youtu.be/vSGdjXku1Xc

I would love it, just love it if a french fella can win the Tour* (*It’ll not be this year) www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/m...

The Jack in the Green parade in Hastings never disappoints. Lovely to see the town so busy 🙌

I have a suspicion my list will include some of these… #5debutalbums9599

Flexis! #WeekendSingles

Gawd bless, Jacko!

I’ve headed to Cornwall* (*not literally) #Bskybeer

Sussex x Kent beer co-lab 🙌 #Bskybeer

Hahaha. They’ve declared. Brilliant afternoon. Howay, get into these!

I think Surrey's lawnmower has broken down at The Oval but, bloody hell, the Sussex batting is awful. #cricket

I love Jeff’s work so much i might even go to the Flea show just to see him play. pitchfork.com/features/how...

Curious Brewery in Ashford. Pay-off for the rail timetable being shite, I guess. #Bskybeer

Looks like the first Faith Healers album.

Last of the Spring Classics today with Liege Bastogne Liege. So it’s beer from Wallonia. #Bskybeer

Woah, an actual race at Liege. Allez Seixas!

Morning, all… Sun’s out. Have a good one 🙌 #WeekendSingles

No Tory or Reform election shite through our door yet. Where are you, lads?? Come and have a chat…

My neighbour always bangs on about how Gale’s HSB is the best beer and the Basketmaker’s Arms in Brighton is his favourite pub. So this one’s for him. #Bskybeer