I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes today and he said he saw Goody Proctor with the devil

Croatia defeats Panama 1–0 in the FIFA World Cup.

happy father’s day

I do have a personal stake in this afternoon’s World Cup match (Croatian husband) and it is so STRESSFUL to be caring about sports!!!

at the reflecting pool and guys this doesn't look right

Not enough girlies are utilizing this option

They’ll never be him

Joshua Henry shouting “Audra McDonald!!!”

Alden Ehrenreich’s career redemption feels so satisfying to me, a gay man who has had a crush on him since Hail, Caesar!

I am sad for Cats but also this does satisfy a grudge I have had since the 1998 Tony Awards.

Shoshana Bean is the heart and soul of The Lost Boys. I'm so happy for her.

This Cats: The Jellicle Ball performance is going to change the lives of so many little queer kids I just KNOW it

I love Ragtime but this Tonys performance felt like Naptime 🥲

Taylor’s new song is cute but I am BEGGING Jack Antonoff to put down the saxophones

I love that there's incontroverible proof Talarico is straight in this picture and it isn't the girlfriend.

Pressing play on the Hacks finale

We FaceTimed my three-year-old cousin from Hawaii to wish him happy birthday and he asked if we had met Moana 😭

We have already answered this question

A sad day in history. 111 years ago today, Father died when the Lusitania was torpedoed by a U-Boat off the coast of Ireland 💔

‼️CHERRY JONES ON HACKS‼️

I need us to create teleportation ASAP so I can continue to take myself on vacation but then get home to my husband sooner!!

Huge news for @dejanz.co

I got to hug @kevinddaly.bsky.social tonight and then partied at the Jellicle Ball with @davidsagay.bsky.social so I’m gonna just ride that high for a while

I am enjoying the new Noah Kahan album because I am also a wistful sadboi on the inside

Husband is poaching eggs and blasting ARTPOP. Happy gay Sunday morning!!!

Me, sending Boo to steal a star in Mario Party:

Scream-laughed at the Tony Kushner appearance on last week’s Hacks

we are gonna have an indie aughts spring. we are elder millennial maxxing. vampire weekend april. bloc party may. death cab june. we are listening to pumped up kicks, electric feel, and 1901, and then we are going to BED.

My favorite kind of Easter post is something like, “Have you Christians considered that a person can’t just come back from the dead?” Like that hasn’t been a point of contention since the first Easter morning.

I am only halfway watching The Pitt (husband often has it on while I’m in the room) but I do think Dana should be allowed to have a gun

Thinking of Ms. Rachel's Unitarianism and Mr. Rogers' liberal Presbyterianism and how, when properly committed to, progressive religious values really can do the thing.

I need Sign of the Times (Sandra Hüller’s Version) on streaming NOW!!

Newly minted husband is doing some important reading and taking notes

The best-dressed best friends @dejanz.co and I could ask for 🥰

Now:

Now it’s less than three DAYS until I get married?!

I need Sign of the Times (Sandra Hüller’s Version) on streaming NOW!!

Perfect

Whoever convinced Pedro Pascal to shave, you will not be seeing heaven!!!

BARBRA!

I love that this Oscars is revealing how much both PTA and Coogler are at the end of the day both just weird little guys

Once again, “I Lied to You” from Sinners made me levitate!!!

Maya Rudolph Oh Mary these gays are trying to bankrupt me

you do not need to wait for jesus to “come back.” dig through the rubble of any bombed out apartment complex, office building or, yes, girls’ school, and you’ll find him there, covered in dust.

I take comfort in knowing that no matter how bad life is… I’m never drinking Jägermeister again

Now it’s less than three weeks?!?!??

The world is a mess but @dejanz.co and I are day drinking at the Taco Bell Cantina on the beach with our best friends and that is enough to keep me going right now

-no grace period -no funding to offset need for new license this is awful.