Have finally watched the VU doc and @swanreal.bsky.social & I have decided that she is the Lou to my David Bowie, which makes @emma-addams.bsky.social Iggy Pop. I give it 6 months before Todd Haynes starts making a film about us

saw a beautiful woman at the train station. i was hoping for some way she might notice me. then i flat tired her.

All of the incredible music for Hidden Levels, from @swanreal.bsky.social + Paul Vaitkus, is now available *as an album.* Check it out wherever you stream music! A fantastic listen for running, doing chores, studying, or doing pretty much anything else.

You’ve listened to the episodes, now you can listen to the soundtrack 🎶🎹 From @swanreal.bsky.social, Paul Vaitkus, and @nedezuga.bsky.social Hidden Levels (Original Soundtrack) is out now! Find the link for your favorite streaming app below 👇

Manic Sissy Dream Girl ✨

crash bandicoot 2

let’s do it again! trans lady picnic in prospect park. Sunday October 19 i’ll be sitting and eating grapes with some transsexuals. you should come and do nothing with me!

unimpressed (as gender affirmation)

Just spent a lovely morning w @swanreal.bsky.social here in my fave neighborhood in Berkeley, singing songs and talking about nice things, the sun is shining, and we’re going to a chosen family wedding at Fairyland tonight. joy is freaking powerful

just set up on the knickerbocker side of the park

TODAY! 1 to 4pm, Maria Hernandez Park sit with me in a park and we can touch grass together <3

I’m heading over soon hope to see the girlies there

"girl dinner," i whisper as i pour pedialyte for my severely hungover gal pal

don't count your chickens before they die

"villain era," i whisper as i meet basic human needs

reminder: you too can throw a trans lady picnic. just tell people you will be in a place at a time. that’s it! (there are things that make one enjoyable, like bringing snacks, but that’s for you to decide)

come sit on the grass with me this weekend and we can eat berries and be transsexuals

listening learning moisturizing staying in my lane signaling a lane change rolling through a stop sign

i hope she does. it really doesn't need to be any work at all. pick a time and place and show up as you are. that's all you need for a trans lady picnic.

”Plagiarizing” a picnic

come to my stolen valor plagiarized trans lady picnic. maria hernandez park this sunday 10/5. i’ll be sitting in the grass from 1-4pm. you’ll have such a good time, you’ll walk away saying “you can’t make this shit up.”

Crashout

the weather will be nice next sunday and i will be on a lawn somewhere eating grapes from 1 to 4 pm and i hope transsexual women join me

thinking about throwing a trans lady picnic next week. and also saying it is not a safe place because it is a public space. and i’m literally just a trans lady who is eating lunch in a park and hopes other transsexuals hang out for a while.

Mens fantasies: I wanna tier her up and fuck her in the ass women’s fantasies: shes seduces me into loving her, we get married, open a B&B in Vermont and then one day I awake locked in the basement and she tells me this is my home now forever more the guests upstairs never hear my screams

once upon a time

how many of y'all knew that the Modest Mouse line in 3rd Planet was "baby cum angels"

i <3 transsexual women

i wonder who her doctor is

porn shoulders

I can't believe I missed the chance to use this meme immediately after bottom surgery

"booby traps"? i think they're called trans women

Nails and Nap. Beauty Salon followed by Beauty Rest. Free Palestine.

on my way to break society

girls, wish me luck at the passport office

situationship (laudatory)

i have covenant in my top 3 but I'm not sure where exactly in there i'd put it. i like david and walter together

1. Aliens 2. Alien 3. Alien: Earth 4. Alien: Resurrection 5. Alien 3 6. Alien: Romulus 7. Alien vs. Predator: Requiem 8. Alien vs. Predator i think that about covers it 🤣

EMILYS OFFICIAL ALIEN RANKING 1. Alien 2. Alien$ 3. Alien Isolation 4. Prometheus 5. Alien 3 6. Alien Covenant 7. Alien Romulus 8. Alien Resurrection And currently Alien Earth would actually slot inbetween 2 and 3 tho I’ll wait til it’s done to fully codify. NOTE: I do love all of these things.

everyone leaving out Prometheus and Bob from their Alien rankings just shows how little people understand ridley scott’s true vision

1. Alien Covenant 2. Alien 3. Aliens 4. Prometheus 5. Alien cubed 6. Prometheus & Bob 7. Alien Romulus 8. Alien Resurrection 9. AVP Requiem 10. AVP

this whole process of GeTtInG a PaSsPoRt is hurting my feelings

At hart bar tonight playing bass for @swanreal.bsky.social . Come watch me play bass onstage for the first time in at least a year / bottom for my baby lol

proud of this live record! i mixed it from just 5 vocal mics and a keyboard DI! i got it sounding pretty full, and the performance rips ⚡️⚡️

kmoy.bandcamp.com/album/traged... hi! It’s a live rekkid from Kmoy The Band! You can listen to it for free! It’s from December of last year! I play keyboard on it! It’s a weird show that’ll never happen again and I like it!

her name is Swan Nebula, named after the Swan Nebula which was visible in the sky summer of 2022 when Gwen Forrester built it. dismalax.com

Monday

I also love Swan’s guitar

listen to the song i wrote! @swanreal.bsky.social sings it and makes it sound good!