It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.

Sad that I missed this y'all

Our girl is 40 - go say HBD and do something nice for her!! We love you, Helix ❤️🎉👾

I'm DOING MY BEST

“This is an example of teaching our kids that we don’t want the same thing in the future for them.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

nO

Roy Kent is the Witcher of the sports comedy world.

Me, sick, feverish, on the floor in boxers and a giant Cavs shirt that reads "CLEVELAND - WHATEVER IT TAKES", doing a 300 piece Charles Wysocki large-piece puzzle and half-paying attention to The Witcher: "IS THAT FUCKING LAURENCE FISHBURNE?!"

On this day in 2016, 32-year-old Philando Castile was shot and killed by a police officer during a traffic stop for a broken taillight in Falcon Heights, Minnesota.

Ah yes, the two genders - car guy and

Craning my neck and loudly asking "What's up?? We good???" to the shadows in the hall (They're probably just floaters, but you never know.)

/glances nervously at what Sony and Microsoft are doing ... hey so anyone wanna demo a cute lil farming sim?

Your Best American Girl on repeat, trying to work out how to translate the feeling every WoC gets into something that reads very plainly in pixels.

Should we have put this link somewhere up there? Yep. Too bad. Here it is now.

A reminder that our lowest content is $3/mo ("One dollar for Helix, one dollar for Lifa, one for Patreon. Okay, however many cents for Patreon. You get it.") to $250 for you rich sickos out there (you know who you are).

Paid subscribers mean fire under our collective butts for paid content, so our first Patreon post in this vein is about the only other person in the demo besides the player.

Good news, Bluesky users: There will be a make-up weather siren test next week on Wednesday, July 8 at 1 p.m.

We all like to joke about July being "Gay Wrath Month" but it's actually Disability Pride Month, so have the Disability Pride Flag from VGAPride and my AST Premmia LX MS-DOS machine

It might interest you to know that JUST EARLIER TODAY, Helix was on me about selling myself short.

inside of me there are two wolves

since I posted this I refined it to work even better in ways I truly don't think I should talk about because it will spoil the surprise, but you should back the @cempoaloon.bsky.social patreon to help fund development

Happy Pride, Twin Cities!

It sure is almost July, and I sure am broke from hiding in my apartment from ICE for four months. Wanna help? (It's cool if not, you can still read about Evernight.)

live right now. the morning show with Open Mike Eagle: 100 things that defined indie rap pt 3 | discord break-up mountain twitch.tv/open_mike_ea...

Did anyone else watch NOPE and start wondering if Jordan Peele played Ecco the Dolphin as a kid?

You know what? I'm creating a universe where we (that is, Helix and I) get to create the rules. So I get to share, in this universe, that this is the song I used to want played at my funeral. For a long time. Like 12 years. And I get to let this universe do *whatever it wants* with that.

I love this. Unmute.

I do need to pay my bills tho.

My very best friend and closest comrade is making a video game, check it out and give this tiny demo morsel a taste!

/banging fist on coffee shop table and scaring nearby patrons GOSSIP TEXT!! GOSSIP TEXT!! GOSSIP TE-

@girlnewsie.bsky.social - Time doesn't move forward unless you do?

Time doesn't move forward unless you do things, neighbor.

/taking notes on sibling dynamics

It's moving y'all. We're so excited.

YES I found the best photo ever, I knew I had it saved somewhere.

The best moments in writing for me are usually the ones where I sit at my laptop giggling. Chapter 1 is gonna be fun. The dead of winter can be fun. Sometimes.

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"Helix why do you spend so much time on lighting" because lighting is important silly, just look at it

Happy Wednesday, neighbors.

Olivia Miles is just so fun to watch. Passing, shooting, juking around defenders…she’s fast and Wiley and just looks heckin cool.

🏳️‍🌈 HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️‍⚧️ 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤🩶🤍🤎

Y'all. The answer is Kayfabe.

me half of the year

Happy Pride - Fix Your Hearts or Die <3

"I need AI art, otherwise I can't make my project." Randy Savage cut a promo with nothing but a coffee creamer he swiped from craft services. Stop making excuses and do better.

I do need to pay my bills tho.

and then go play this demo because it's been about two months since I started writing code for this video game and it's gonna be a banger and I would really like more people to come with us on this journey of discovery

just realized it's been about nine years since I realized I was trans eight years since I released my first ttrpg seven years since my first ttrpg convention six years since my first kickstarter five years since aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa anyway go play this game if you think you might be trans

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up