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reading about footballer bryce young donating to help the alleviate the houseless crisis in my city was a news story that made my day recently

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

fixed a technical issue that’s been plaguing me for a month without losing any of my saved data i feel like the king of the world

A more detailed break-down of safety tips by @gentlebeard.bsky.social Please add your own tips downthread. drive.google.com/file/d/1Vjkg...

A Pirate's Guide to Protesting 🏴‍☠️ It’s about belonging to something. #OFMD

so don't get too comfortable. #art

was literally like this last night right before new taika stuff dropped. was minutes if not seconds away from death by dehydration of content. now i’m like this

New TikTok Terms of Service and Privacy Policy as it moves under the USA’s purview. Delete the app.

There’s been another potential fatality in Minneapolis and a graphic video is circulating. Here’s how to pause auto play. Stay safe. I’ll be adding a text description of the event in a comment below.

failed the only watch malhari once challenge i made up for myself while rewatching bajirao mastani but in my defense it goes so hard and i miss it when it’s over

i really hope my neighbors didn’t hear too much of the raunchy hockey threesome book that was playing for an unknown amount of time bc my phone was still connected to the car bluetooth. but if they did, they are welcome

Pssst. OFMD artists? Here's a #TaikaTuesday piece of love for YOU.

An important thing to remember about the gravy basket, is that when you're feeling most alone, there's some loud, obnoxious pirate directly behind you scooping water out with a tapas plate. An OFMD mutual aid bluesky for those who want to feel a little less at sea. 

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Everyone should watch Jawan starring Shah Rukh Khan Everyone should be talking about Jawan starring Shah Rukh Khan

All of us right now and for the last 2 years #OFMD #BOF2

no offense to hr cause im loving having new characters and things to be excited about but nothing nothing nothinggggg is gonna hit quite like our flag means death. four years later and i’m still hooked on teeny tiny new info? it’s magical (to me)

something something mаybe people putting the effort in and building a community and supporting each other and аlso insulting eаch other & making art + dumb jokes together wаs the real treasure #LongLiveOFMD

I love Heated Rivalry so much. I wish Hockey were real 😮‍💨

ofmd common goal au idk something something tired of that life retiring good boy ed teach with young stede not really talking to his rich parents idk it feels like something

please help a crew member in need if you can 💖

important message to all bluesky users

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

what is it called when youre consumed by a piece of media but uh *not like that* i read all of the books in a week, rewatched the whole series in one sitting and i love ilya sm but i also don’t really want to read fics or learn more about the actors or consume other media theyve made. idk idk idk.

if you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity. save me male lesbian shah rukh khan my beloved save me

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

was being super chill about ilya rozanov but then i sped through 5 of 6 books so far and they brought in a puppy so 😮‍💨

"I asked chatgpt-" yeah well i asked edward teach and he said you're a dickfuck

Let's go, pirate readers, let's gooooo! (The amazing @ginnedfish.bsky.social made this amazing infographic!) #piratereadingclub 📚🏴‍☠️

🥺 edward teach yearn on a beach 😟

Okay but fr, #OFMD fans, get on this. The whole show is excellent, but our BTS king @sambaschutte.bsky.social is so good in it. Especially in episode 6, he gives a nuanced performance behind the flamboyance of Mr. Diabaté. Plus he and Rhea Seehorn play off of each other so well. WATCH IT. #Pluribus

the place i like to order my wings from treats me so well. extra everything from ranch to wings to celery like idk i think i love them. what are we??

I KNOW HOW TO RELAX 😠 see i’m actually quite relaxed 😌 right now 🐍 OH FUCK OFF 😱 FUCK YOU FUCKIN FUCKIN NATURE 🤬 FUCK OFF FUCKING LITTLE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKE 😾 FUCK YOU 🙀 DIE 😡

HEY #heatedrivalry fans would you like something else queer to tide you over until season two? might i suggest our flag means death? it’s also on crave/hbo! join us 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

so uh i’m gonna send out holiday cards tomorrow, nothin special. but if you might want one you’re welcome to fill this out forms.gle/WMpVL2CrMFCz...

oh ya, here are my little guys #youdrewmealovelyframe #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd

got incredibly sick the past couple of days and feeling very thankful it didnt progress to something hella bad (nearly did tho)

happy to return to my job for a sec

day 19 of posting #SRK until all cats get their chance to meet him.

i did this :) on purpose

im just trying so hard to keep my head above water and it feels like im failing no matter what i do

group chat watched om shanti om again 😮‍💨

every time I watch this I gotta sit on my back porch like a cowboy and pretend to smoke 19 expired cigarettes.

day 12 of posting #SRK until he initiates me into his leather daddy lesbian girl gang. 🏍️💨

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day 11 of posting #SRK in hyper specific meme formats made by someone i feel very sure should be in my life. may this post find them. anyways it’s horse day in ddv so i had to merge contradicting interests. ice cream just catching strays.

con has always deserved the absolute best. i think it’s remarkably honorable that he’s been steadfast in showing up, knowing how loud his voice is for a vulnerable community. just such a solid individual and unrelentingly kind.

not to sound dramatic or anything but why can i not find cheese biscuits easily and readily in the city i live in that is in the same state as where i am from where there is an abundance there

there are a shit ton of ice job opening in my city on indeed and think i read that they’ve confirmed they’re gonna send some of the troops from chicago here. i am deeply angry and afraid for my neighbors.

loss and grief is so funny and truly nonlinear like what do you mean im having a small emotional breakdown about my scottish grandfather whose been deceased for 20+ years because of dumb little moments on reality tv program uk celebrity traitors??? lmao gonna blame it on hormones