It’s time to dust off the shaming spirit that defeated google glass. If you see some dingus wearing sunglasses with a camera in them, then you are free to make cop jokes at them

The city put a big block of sandstone in this ditch by our house. And then someone painted it like an ice cream sandwich.

I know everyone’s trippin about that Ratboys album. Here to tell you that I am also trippin about it.

one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

I am not one of those freaks by the way

If you’re one of those freaks who tries to indoctrinate their toddler, this one is pretty good on labor rights and collective bargaining.

On average, I spend about 20 minutes per day thinking about the Bad Bunny halftime show. My guess for big guest surprise is Missy Elliott. It makes too much sense.

Merry Christmas, everyone. I can already tell that the new year is for us balds.

For over a decade we’ve kept the pepper grinder in a specific cabinet dedicated to seasonings. This week my wife moved the pepper grinder to the vitamin cabinet without telling me. She’s like the Heath Ledger Joker.

If you drop a spotify wrapped on here Chotiner is gonna get your ass.

Recently had my fuel pump replaced and after retrieving my truck the mechanic sent an automated “are you satisfied?” text. I responded that the check engine light was on and he replied with a YouTube video showing how to discern the check engine light codes on a 1994 Toyota. What a fucking boss.

God dang, my dad’s Geo is so pimp

RFK running through a wall like a cartoon when he hears the news

No matter what happened tonight, Curtis Sliwa is still mayor to his 17 cats.

I have a complicated relationship with Oasis because Noel Gallagher is the worst lyricist who ever lived and he plays guitar like John Squire wearing oven mitts, but when the Big Guitars hit right before the second chorus of Champagne Supernova I'm always like

The list of defendants by nickname in the NBA poker game indictment is so good. You always wanna have that one guy in your crew with the feeblest name. Spanish G The Wrestler Black Tony Juice Flappy

[trying hard to be an ally] Sex is work.

I liked that Militarie Gun album.

These mid-October bike rides to daycare with my daughter are sone of the best times of my life.

The outline of Maryland is utterly dog ass. Where the Potomac River nearly touches the northern border is the apex of cartographic embarrassment.

its bandcamp friday, i haven't really made much since my last release, which ended up being (un)surprisingly emotionally draining? anyway i'm quite proud of it, and i'd love for you to check it out (and mad love to those who already have!) patrickryandriscoll.bandcamp.com/album/group-...

The architecture critic at WSJ is so fucking good. I’m a dilettante when it comes to buildings and spaces, but Michael J. Lewis is holding my hand and telling me about beauty. This one hit (gift link). www.wsj.com/arts-culture...

Tylenol= Autism Aspirin= OCD Advil= ADHD NeoSporin= Furry Band-Aids = Gay Multivitamin= Manga Probiotic= Hentai Prebiotic= Yaoi Elderberry Gummy= Yuri Emergen-C= Vore

the oldest pic in my camera roll is this pair of jeans that say angel on one ass cheek and devil on the other. i don't know where it came from and i haven't deleted it because i think i would get a curse doing that

Really funny that the best Turnstile song is Graduate by Third Eye Blind.

All day Nourished by Time. This album, my god.

Radiohead would be 5x better if they had more songs about securing a powerful amulet instead of about how their girlfriend is mad at them for drinking out of the hose

Just took a wasp sting to the neck. Tried to be cool about it because there were girls around (wife & daughter)

For Austin pals: the new Lost Well is quite good.

A “friend” sent me a pic of his family at the Seattle gum wall on Friday and today I sat in some god damn gum on a bench.

Sunday morning is for fixed wheel.

Interesting problem: there’s a firefly in my room

This is my pengest bike by a mile

Mamdani will bring back the horizontal video and that’s how you know he’s for us.

This Childers album ain’t it. He made this for Phish fans.

With the exception of Amy Winehouse, I don’t usually feel any particular way when musicians die. But I do love Sabbath and I do love this bananas mural that used to be up at East Cesar Chavez and Broadway St.

Pretty effin pumped about that new Tyler Childers on Friday

Subway got a new CEO. Let’s see if this ol boy brings back the v cut.

The piano solo in Bananaphone is off the hook

The fruit guy on Pleasant Valley seriously has the pengest mangos in the city. I saw him sitting in his truck counting the fattest stack of bills I’ve ever seen in my life.

Damini, it was a mistake to let Mick Jagger sing on that track.

During his teen years, this brown man failed to correctly measure his own skull according to the great teachings of Franz Joseph Gall. Is he ready to be mayor?

Still not too late for Pearl Jam to change their name.

We have this little porchlet overhang above our back door that fell down today. Just a cosmetic structure, but the boys in the chat are absolutely salivating to come help put it back up.

I’m no marketing expert, but chasing the vegan neo confederate demographic seems challenging.

earlier today there was a group of 10 year olds on the train saying stuff to each other like "i am 31 years old" and "i just turned 34" and laughing harder and harder each time

just turned this idiot into dust with my crystal

In trying times, remember that there are small ways to make a difference.