Your Main Man Dave
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I mean, the truck says it all
It’s time to dust off the shaming spirit that defeated google glass. If you see some dingus wearing sunglasses with a camera in them, then you are free to make cop jokes at them
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The city put a big block of sandstone in this ditch by our house. And then someone painted it like an ice cream sandwich.
15 days ago
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I know everyone’s trippin about that Ratboys album. Here to tell you that I am also trippin about it.
17 days ago
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onion person
27 days ago
one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
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I am not one of those freaks by the way
about 1 month ago
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If you’re one of those freaks who tries to indoctrinate their toddler, this one is pretty good on labor rights and collective bargaining.
about 1 month ago
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On average, I spend about 20 minutes per day thinking about the Bad Bunny halftime show. My guess for big guest surprise is Missy Elliott. It makes too much sense.
about 2 months ago
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Merry Christmas, everyone. I can already tell that the new year is for us balds.
about 2 months ago
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For over a decade we’ve kept the pepper grinder in a specific cabinet dedicated to seasonings. This week my wife moved the pepper grinder to the vitamin cabinet without telling me. She’s like the Heath Ledger Joker.
3 months ago
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If you drop a spotify wrapped on here Chotiner is gonna get your ass.
3 months ago
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Recently had my fuel pump replaced and after retrieving my truck the mechanic sent an automated “are you satisfied?” text. I responded that the check engine light was on and he replied with a YouTube video showing how to discern the check engine light codes on a 1994 Toyota. What a fucking boss.
3 months ago
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God dang, my dad’s Geo is so pimp
4 months ago
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Drew
4 months ago
RFK running through a wall like a cartoon when he hears the news
add a skeleton here at some point
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No matter what happened tonight, Curtis Sliwa is still mayor to his 17 cats.
4 months ago
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arr
4 months ago
I have a complicated relationship with Oasis because Noel Gallagher is the worst lyricist who ever lived and he plays guitar like John Squire wearing oven mitts, but when the Big Guitars hit right before the second chorus of Champagne Supernova I'm always like
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The list of defendants by nickname in the NBA poker game indictment is so good. You always wanna have that one guy in your crew with the feeblest name. Spanish G The Wrestler Black Tony Juice Flappy
4 months ago
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freecialis
over 1 year ago
[trying hard to be an ally] Sex is work.
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I liked that Militarie Gun album.
4 months ago
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These mid-October bike rides to daycare with my daughter are sone of the best times of my life.
4 months ago
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The outline of Maryland is utterly dog ass. Where the Potomac River nearly touches the northern border is the apex of cartographic embarrassment.
5 months ago
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Patrick
5 months ago
its bandcamp friday, i haven't really made much since my last release, which ended up being (un)surprisingly emotionally draining? anyway i'm quite proud of it, and i'd love for you to check it out (and mad love to those who already have!)
patrickryandriscoll.bandcamp.com/album/group-...
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Group Objects, by Patrick Ryan Driscoll
9 track album
https://patrickryandriscoll.bandcamp.com/album/group-objects
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The architecture critic at WSJ is so fucking good. I’m a dilettante when it comes to buildings and spaces, but Michael J. Lewis is holding my hand and telling me about beauty. This one hit (gift link).
www.wsj.com/arts-culture...
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Calder Gardens Puts Sculpture in a Loosely Sketched Context
Designed by Herzog & de Meuron and landscape architect Piet Oudolf, a new indoor-outdoor space dedicated to Alexander Calder is an airy if aloof addition to Philadelphia’s cultural forum.
https://www.wsj.com/arts-culture/fine-art/calder-gardens-puts-sculpture-in-a-loosely-sketched-context-c419f676?st=4FREXC&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
5 months ago
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American Gorbachev đź”»
5 months ago
Tylenol= Autism Aspirin= OCD Advil= ADHD NeoSporin= Furry Band-Aids = Gay Multivitamin= Manga Probiotic= Hentai Prebiotic= Yaoi Elderberry Gummy= Yuri Emergen-C= Vore
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"fart"
5 months ago
the oldest pic in my camera roll is this pair of jeans that say angel on one ass cheek and devil on the other. i don't know where it came from and i haven't deleted it because i think i would get a curse doing that
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Really funny that the best Turnstile song is Graduate by Third Eye Blind.
5 months ago
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All day Nourished by Time. This album, my god.
6 months ago
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GNU C Mane
6 months ago
Radiohead would be 5x better if they had more songs about securing a powerful amulet instead of about how their girlfriend is mad at them for drinking out of the hose
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Just took a wasp sting to the neck. Tried to be cool about it because there were girls around (wife & daughter)
6 months ago
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For Austin pals: the new Lost Well is quite good.
6 months ago
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A “friend” sent me a pic of his family at the Seattle gum wall on Friday and today I sat in some god damn gum on a bench.
7 months ago
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Sunday morning is for fixed wheel.
7 months ago
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Interesting problem: there’s a firefly in my room
7 months ago
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This is my pengest bike by a mile
7 months ago
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Mamdani will bring back the horizontal video and that’s how you know he’s for us.
7 months ago
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This Childers album ain’t it. He made this for Phish fans.
7 months ago
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With the exception of Amy Winehouse, I don’t usually feel any particular way when musicians die. But I do love Sabbath and I do love this bananas mural that used to be up at East Cesar Chavez and Broadway St.
7 months ago
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Pretty effin pumped about that new Tyler Childers on Friday
7 months ago
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Subway got a new CEO. Let’s see if this ol boy brings back the v cut.
7 months ago
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The piano solo in Bananaphone is off the hook
7 months ago
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The fruit guy on Pleasant Valley seriously has the pengest mangos in the city. I saw him sitting in his truck counting the fattest stack of bills I’ve ever seen in my life.
8 months ago
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Damini, it was a mistake to let Mick Jagger sing on that track.
8 months ago
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Caio Almendra
8 months ago
During his teen years, this brown man failed to correctly measure his own skull according to the great teachings of Franz Joseph Gall. Is he ready to be mayor?
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Still not too late for Pearl Jam to change their name.
8 months ago
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We have this little porchlet overhang above our back door that fell down today. Just a cosmetic structure, but the boys in the chat are absolutely salivating to come help put it back up.
8 months ago
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I’m no marketing expert, but chasing the vegan neo confederate demographic seems challenging.
8 months ago
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"fart"
8 months ago
earlier today there was a group of 10 year olds on the train saying stuff to each other like "i am 31 years old" and "i just turned 34" and laughing harder and harder each time
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Caidyn‎
8 months ago
just turned this idiot into dust with my crystal
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Marc Deschamps
8 months ago
In trying times, remember that there are small ways to make a difference.
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