Da Funk by Daft Punk sounds like a weird cacophony of cats meowing, interspersed with something from a trip scene

I don't think one of these is like the other

yep, that’s about right

Come on guys just one more pivot to the right I promise it'll work this time

Gonna start a mosh pit at the noise show

Music won't be saved until we hear a metal cover of We Are Charlie Kirk

As a genderfluid person, my transition goals are abstracted Kaufmo from TADC

Straight people doing pet play is cultural appropriation

Villain, I have done thy mother.

this is the line the labour muppets are going with. seen it a few times keir starmer isn't fighting nigel farage. keir starmer is literally responsible for nigel farage winning his clacton seat. he maliciously fucked over the labour candidate remember this gorgeous dude? starmer got jealous of him

ITV News just vox-popped an older northern woman who said that she had switched from Labour to Reform because she was angry that illegal migrants were “getting hotels when British people can’t get hotels”. At some point Labour surely just has to say these people are completely politically illiterate

“Sorry gas prices are sky high and you’ll never own a home — anyway check out these grainy UFO pics!” Cannot overstate how stupid these people think we are.

2 out of 5 babey

Every day I get motivation to not kill myself purely because I want to live long enough to celebrate Piers Morgan's death

Divorced dad who pretends to be a badass on Facebook: Yeah my favourite band is Five Finger Death Punch. How did you know?

Hunger Games characters be like "hello, my name is Sainsbury's Riversong"

Not all heroes wear capes Some of them are just really damn irritating influencers

1. He won't 2. He's not "debating" he's bullying a marginalised group "debate" implies both sides are equal one side is a bigoted hugbox the other side is people they ignore as they strip away their rights

I find it interesting that hickeys are considered trashy and skanky along cishet people, but cool and a flex among queer and trans people

I have no mouth and I must meme

Watching Maggie Mae Fish has made me want to get back into making video essays again

There is a face to this profile

Gentlemen, start your lettuces.

Launch me into the sun

Donald Trump threatened to wipe out an entire civilisation this month. It's beyond time to treat him like the rogue actor he is.

'the greens are antisemitic' is not going to stand up when the public now know that labour call old ppl who hold anti-genocide signs antisemitic. it's not 2017 anymore. ppl aren't falling for it again.

the catholic church has joined the war on cinema on the side of cinema. everyone involved in marvel will be excommunicated.

Sometimes I still feel like I'm the only Brit who genuinely hated and couldn't understand why so many people liked Peep Show and The Inbetweeners

Ronald Reagan getting shot

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

All you Dem MFs running in the midterms, you can't point to polling anymore as your reason for being wishy-washy on this right here. So we'll know damn well where your bread is buttered if you do

No bro I'm serious they're really putting litter boxes in schools. I know there's no photos or videos or other evidence bro. You just have to believe me bro

Who is your favourite character in The Amazing Digital Circus and why is it the Dissappearing Guy?

The whole world knew about Mandelson. All the information readily available to anybody. I Knew about it. Peter in the chippy knew about it. Kath up the road knew about it. Starmer has not got a leg to stand on, it's lie after lie after lie after lie. This PM is an insult to our intelligence.

Love it when my girlfriend goes on a rant about transphobic gay people whilst naked and wearing trans cuffs after I vibrated her

Being poly means I have crushes on all of my friends, and I want to go on dates with all of them

if he isn't announcing his resignation im not fucking interested.

Joanne closed her helpline for single parents right around when she announced she'd be donating heavily to anti-trans causes. They closed because of lack of funding. She's a billionaire. She doesn't care about "single mums". www.gingerbread.org.uk/our-work/new...

Scottish Labour members stop being transphobic for 5 seconds challenge (impossible difficulty)

Men's reactions to women's stories about their very real traumatic experiences makes me confused as to why some women DON'T choose the bear. Men are afraid that women will laugh at them or turn them down, whilst women are afraid that men will rape and kill them

London is the safest it's ever been in terms of crime, but so many far right influencers are trying to make the city seem like it's worse than Grozny at the height of the Chechen Wars. Is it noisy and expensive? Yes. Did I feel safe when I was there with my partner last week? Also yes.

One of my favourite kinds of anti - Palestine articles will always be "notorious transphobe and man who voted against same sex marriage is suddenly really concerned about gay people"

Love contacting my GP to talk about my continued chronic pain before being told to fuck off and fill out an online form

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

We're not here to be disappointed with Labour. We're here to replace them. Join.greenparty.org.uk

The way the democratic party leaders act with Trump when it comes to Gaza and Iran has made part of me think that they're secretly on his side. Donald Trump could nuke multiple NATO countries off the map and the Vhuck Schumer would still write a strongly worded letter instead of anything else

The most predictable thing ever happened. Don't say trans people didn't warn y'all. Another proud leopards eating faces party member.

We live in scary times, friends, but I'd like you to remember and take comfort in knowing that she's still dead. Happy Thatcher Is Still Dead day.