beautiful woman took me to a movie and bought me popcorn !

i showed a girl my "the information available online about this temporary game mode didn't seem accurate so I made a spreadsheet to calculate it myself" spreadsheet, and she told me she loved me

someone on this metro car is about to be shown bladee

"I'm so femme, I don't masturbate, I mistressbate."

frankenstein epilogue where he encounters a bunch of liberals who call him brave

she's literally on my couch muttering things like "God, i could fix her" and "i feel like i fell in love a little bit"

watching gdt Frankenstein with a goth woman claiming of the creature "i could fix her! put her in a dress; she'll go 'skirt go spinny.' it'll be fine!" and i actually believe her

Tap from DomTop4RN 66 mi

Wet Hot American Gooner

sheldon rankins, you have achieved a SCORIGAMI

I'm very much looking forward to the next episode of Lesbian Kim Wexler Vs. The Borg only on Apple TV

oh hell yeah

can't believe we're going to run out of potable water because those bitches are too good for noctua

Alan Tudyk's Star Warssona

women

me, to the 3d printer: my beloved child, how is your first two-color print going? the 3d printer: 🍝🍝🍝

pretty interesting ballgame they've got going on tonight

got aotc on my first season doing retail raiding and ksl on my first season doing m+, lfgggggg

extremely funny to me that Gabe Newell won the console war

I'm absolutely sick of this "post nut clarity" shit. You're dehydrated, chug a gatorade and get back in there, champ.

oh. i think my living situation might actually be frying my brain in some destructive ways. that's probably not good.

A mysterious redacted expert in submersibles was interviewed by the Coast Guard during the OceanGate Titan investigation. It is seemingly James Cameron — “Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic”

seeing my friends play a show while a cute girl nuzzles her head into my chest was incredible, need this to happen again sometime

The virgin “have a good day” vs. the Chad “be safe”

just got an ad for portable piss bags. i get the vision, but i'm not into ws like that.

goth women,,,

first of all, being a reply girl works

if a tall bug-woman told me to kill pilgrims and take their beads while she stands around and sings her beautiful song, i wouldn't even question it

my life is actually p cool because sometimes a goth girl sends me pics of her feet and she's pretty and her feet are cute and the pics are v tasteful and she's pretty~

lovense remote play device but for forehead kisses

sexting a beautiful woman and weaving her a sinful, blissful tapestry of what we could be doing, but asking "is that ok? 🥺" after every message.

Fox Girl Friday

Arch Linux? More like arch your back, slut 🙄

oh no i figured out how to make gear spreadsheets for retail wow at midnight

no, i don't need permission to leave a conversation and pee, but it does make it feel more polite when i get it!

Happy Feet 3: Happy Threet

south park is gonna be fucking crazy next week

charlie kirk died for what he believed in. in a very literal sense: he believed in a world where gun deaths are inevitable and the solution to problems is violence. he excused his own death years before it happened. and if anyone else had been killed he'd already be weaponizing and relativizing it.

we’re going to have to throw a lot of people in jail after all this is over

feeling upset with myself for dying in raid until i remember who my group's healer was and what running content with him is like and the fact that my GM literally said the deaths weren't my fault and suddenly feeling a whole lot more annoyed at him for some reason

who cares we already got the first VVVVVV game years ago

the immediacy with which i had a panic attack upon walking into my ex's house today

hate to say it, but this is actually very fulfilling

y'all watch anything good lately?

time to write WoW fic

me, sobbing uncontrollably because despite awful, would-be catastrophic circumstances i am loved and cared for by wonderful, amazing people: heh heh heh the hormones are working

Great news, everyone! I made another Contact Mic poster! Contact Mic XXII Wednesday, September 3 Doors 7:30p Noise 8:00p

what if my brand involves searing a mark of ownership onto my pet's buttcheek

what do you MEAN a knight can move anywhere a queen can't within a 2 square radius????