Alternative flavor text for "No More Bread" in WoW: "One of these BITCH ASS BIRDS had the audacity to HONK at me the other day when I was eating a sandwich. KILL THEM ALL!"

elon did the impossible and got all the trans girls to hate musk

wretched day, release me from consciousness if you have any mercy

fr tho when are we getting the James Cameron × Hideo Kojima collab

has anyone tried to get James Cameron into 40k? i feel like he would get a lot out of it

legendary quality low-level rocket pack called "The Giver of Great Uppies"

Fuck it double or nothing

i think this puppy would look a pot better with a cute little pink cage and desperation painted all over her face, dont you agree? Like: +30 mins Comment (per account): +1 hr Rt: +2 hrs

if you show a trans woman synthesis, she'll think it's neat but if you teach a trans woman synthesis, she'll send you her strudel projects

FOOL TIME, part 3 of 4 now free to watch on youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl4E...

self harming (browsing Indeed)

THE BLANKET SMELLS LIKE HER AGAIN

FOOL TIME, part 2 of 4 now free to watch on youtube youtu.be/WmC9fmEOwus?...

I think holding hands at the movies could fix me

yearning glances across the room to last christmas by wham

would anyone like 48 pluribus memes?

The Epic of Gilgamesh is historically significant as the world's first Yaoi

Sometimes you gotta wrestle a girl until your so tired you can barely breathe

a fantastic series, if you for some reason haven't subscribed to the secret base patreon and are seeing this for the first time you're in for a treat these next few weeks

this is what happens when you call the printer a "good girl"

COME ON DOWN TO PAULIE AMORY'S RELATIONSHIP EMPORIUM!!!! WE GOT BOYFRIENDS WE GOT GIRLFRIENDS WE GOT HUSBANDS WE GOT WIVES WE GOT PARTNERS WE GOT SITUATIONSHIPS WE GOT FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS WE GOT METAMOURS WE GOT PLATONIC FRIENDS WE GOT WILL THEY WONT THEY WE GOT FUCKING ENEMIES COME ON DOWN!!!

all music creation is either parkour or menus,

the yearning is potent today, chat, but at least the blanket still smells like her

mentioned this to a guy who said hey to me at the store yesterday so i might as well say it here: after spending all year on patreon, my four-part series FOOL TIME will drop on youtube this month. one episode every tuesday through the end of the year

The thing that sucks most about taking progesterone is my mouth.

is it gay if every time i think about her i can't help but smile to myself?

got a goth baddie to 🥺 at me on a regular basis, i feel like the coolest person

beautiful woman took me to a movie and bought me popcorn !

i showed a girl my "the information available online about this temporary game mode didn't seem accurate so I made a spreadsheet to calculate it myself" spreadsheet, and she told me she loved me

someone on this metro car is about to be shown bladee

"I'm so femme, I don't masturbate, I mistressbate."

frankenstein epilogue where he encounters a bunch of liberals who call him brave

she's literally on my couch muttering things like "God, i could fix her" and "i feel like i fell in love a little bit"

watching gdt Frankenstein with a goth woman claiming of the creature "i could fix her! put her in a dress; she'll go 'skirt go spinny.' it'll be fine!" and i actually believe her

Tap from DomTop4RN 66 mi

sheldon rankins, you have achieved a SCORIGAMI

I'm very much looking forward to the next episode of Lesbian Kim Wexler Vs. The Borg only on Apple TV

oh hell yeah

can't believe we're going to run out of potable water because those bitches are too good for noctua

women

me, to the 3d printer: my beloved child, how is your first two-color print going? the 3d printer: 🍝🍝🍝

pretty interesting ballgame they've got going on tonight

got aotc on my first season doing retail raiding and ksl on my first season doing m+, lfgggggg

extremely funny to me that Gabe Newell won the console war

I'm absolutely sick of this "post nut clarity" shit. You're dehydrated, chug a gatorade and get back in there, champ.

oh. i think my living situation might actually be frying my brain in some destructive ways. that's probably not good.

A mysterious redacted expert in submersibles was interviewed by the Coast Guard during the OceanGate Titan investigation. It is seemingly James Cameron — “Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic”

seeing my friends play a show while a cute girl nuzzles her head into my chest was incredible, need this to happen again sometime

The virgin “have a good day” vs. the Chad “be safe”

just got an ad for portable piss bags. i get the vision, but i'm not into ws like that.