walking into the dispensary like yo do you have any normal weed

.....

it begins

boris

I love bladee

i decided im going to learn C

.........

being a developer is kinda gay. what are you developing? that's right... products for other men

I'm living off the dregs of the tech industry

jerry i need more ram

tch. it's a good cock, i'll give you that. the shaft curves nicely & the veins add an elegant splash of color. but gotta show the balls more love or you'll never cut it in this kitchen

GAY MF DOOM: triple six length dick in his pink drawing pentagrams / farting dank kush bubbles stink thru the dental dam GAY MADLIB: *bela legosi sample* a life... is ended... pull the string!

TRANSGENDER LIL UGLY MANE: first i met this freak she was outside of the milk store

I have a pixel 5a with a broken screen, otherwise functional. I see grapheneos no longer supports the 5, would it be worth it to try to fix it? was wanting a travel phone but I don't want it to be insecure. wondering if it's insecure insecure or insecure by graphene's high standards. screen is $89

lord help me I'm now addicted to bidding on lenovo products on ebay

could barely bring myself to tell my gf my new OS name cuz I knew she would never let me live it down...

can I just rename my band "Tokyo Babylon"

remember it's your civic duty to max out your library holds & loans

someone mail me five hundred command strips

Girfailure Miku 💤 #pixelart #hatsunemiku #ドット絵

#NowPlaying (again) Considering how much I enjoyed the latest album by @eudaemon.bsky.social, I feel like I've not listened to it enough. But there's no time like the present! 😁 Highly, highly recommended! eudaemon.bandcamp.com/album/spirit...

3+ years after buying it I finally changed my background from the default

you come to me, on the day of my kpop themed burlesque show, and ask me for a favor? ... on the day of my kpop themed burlesque show...

so true...

fedora logo in trans colors on hyfetch looks so fucking funny lol

sad to say I really actually do like the Fedora operating system... I'll see my myself over to reddit 😔

dude sold me this thinkpad as "batter completely dead" but it's actually totally healthy????

basically got a free Mac mini today and a thinkpad for $40. the day of Ws

God is speaking to me through my Mac Mini

Average Minnesotan: you live off "chicago avenue"? by all the African restaurants? that sounds scary :c btw did u get my invitation for tonight? me & my born again wiccan friends are going to suck off the Swedish Chef from Muppets. the real one

any CLAMP heads out there? hit my line

i got that motherfucking shit UP with the anime girl that's right

they told me to be happy we have capitalism or id be waiting in breadlines but I'm waiting in breadlines right now what gives

time to take the plunge and just slap debian on my laptop

if we ever have another fair-ish election, I don't doubt that Democrats will continue Trump's deportation apparatus

what good new bands even were there this year from Minneapolis

how to make friends in your 30s: put out a screamo album

low-key feeling non-binary and I do have a job but it's the Seward cafe so I got plenty of time to think about #allthat

if i'd been there they would've called him yaoi gagonit that's all i'm gonna say on the matter

I don't need the Blue Jays to win. I need Amerikkka to lose.

help the DJs are playing cis gay music

god I love transexuals

does anyone at this party smoke weed

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree