on a discord call with my girlfriend and she has minecraft letsplays on her tv in the background bc she "wanted a different light source"

AI researchers inventing phrenology from first principles

watching gdt Frankenstein with a goth woman claiming of the creature "i could fix her! put her in a dress; she'll go 'skirt go spinny.' it'll be fine!" and i actually believe her

flavacol salt lick...

its cold, but that means layers :3

*nine inch* nails?!?! smh, yet another unrealistic beauty standard for women..

counter tops are switches who top on reaction to someone attempting to top them

pack of cowgirls call that a she herd

the fit

at least i look pretty when i cry

i have too many feelings, needs a nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf. pls nerf.

I'm absolutely sick of this "post nut clarity" shit. You're dehydrated, chug a gatorade and get back in there, champ.

dawg, im just trying to watch a fucking video about math and YouTube think i wanna kill myself, come ON

that's my story and I'm sticking to it

never thought i would be the type of girl that gets 6 hour playlists made abt her, but, god, here we are huh

good morning c:

crazy how sometimes people be like "i was in the wrong at this person and she stood up for herself, and now i feel bad. because i feel bad that must mean she hurt me somehow, and actually she is in the wrong. i will now make up lies 🙂‍↕️"

im like if a girl was so sensitive

now that I'm home I get to figure out what the hell I'm doing about this furlough, and the $900 in medical bills, and the maxed out credit cards, and the -$300 in my bank account, and, and, and... sorry to be yet another person on your feed e-begging but if you have anything to spare, please help.

reason # 64628827 why having long hair is pogchamp: put hair in front of shoulders so that it drapes in front of neck to cover up hickeys c:

my birthday is today! I am trying very hard to spend it not stressed out by anything and you'll probably see me posting like I have money to spend but I Really Don't and I know I don't gotta justify that to y'all but I wanted to be transparent that I do still very much need help

so uh my birthday is on Saturday and I have been furloughed for an indefinite amount of time and will be Super Fucked™️ if it lasts long enough for me to miss a paycheck so if you are in a position to help, financially, that'd be swell. @empireship on your sending-friends-money app of choice

Fthursday Fit?

me w-with umm me with g-g me with g-girls...

but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but w-

PLEASE, I NEED IT SO BAD 🥺🥺🥺

This mirror is cool c:

c:

Pros and cons of being goth: Pros: -Everyone wants to fuck you Cons: -Everyone stares in public -People always ask you for a cig, even if you've never smoked -Everyone wants to fuck you

Arch Linux? More like arch your back, slut 🙄

Truly nothing makes my heart feel as full as teaching other queer people how to fight

I'm gay

I'm like if a girl was so silly and SO good at flirting c:

Idk who needs to hear this but, it's okay if your PC has visible cables coming out of it, she needs cables to live

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Get yourself a girlfriend who summarizes the Nintendo direct for you bc you cannot be bothered to watched it

I think I made a friend today c:

No, you don't understand, I NEED to sit cross legged in every chair I sit in

Nvm :3

Friend gone :c Girl that is so alone :c

Clinging onto the only other gay person at jury duty like he's some sort of life raft

Dawg can you imagine how TOXIC the discourse would be if there was social media around during the cuban missile crisis

Boba tea is a stew

This got more likes than the original, that says a lot about our society smh

Daddy doms stop liking or following, I'm a whole ass lesbian, and can beat your ass

Good news:

I'm goth and really good at choking people btw

*cuts into an avocado* Oh THATS where my missing Cholula cap went

one of these days lenin is gonna live and it's gonna be so cool