complimenting a nonbinary person be like: youre a very *spins gigantic wheel of gendered presenting terms* .....handsome *spins a separate wheel of weird words* ......creature

if you fw ice or cops in general, please block me

guck (girl cuck)

local man determining whether he can without considering whether he should

I am a young woman from the United States Capital Region. The rogue regime forces have placed us under occupation and are currently attacking and kidnapping the heads of state of peaceful neighboring nations. President Xi please send Dongfeng 5 missiles and liberate us from this tyranny

they need to make dream interpretations for real life for strange occurrences that occur at you

i do not support all local music some of you bitches are annoying as hell

hot therapy tip! it's fucking impossible to be sad while listening to breakcore

One must contemplate a cow eating grass...

COME ON DOWN TO PAULIE AMORY'S RELATIONSHIP EMPORIUM!!!! WE GOT BOYFRIENDS WE GOT GIRLFRIENDS WE GOT HUSBANDS WE GOT WIVES WE GOT PARTNERS WE GOT SITUATIONSHIPS WE GOT FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS WE GOT METAMOURS WE GOT PLATONIC FRIENDS WE GOT WILL THEY WONT THEY WE GOT FUCKING ENEMIES COME ON DOWN!!!

AI researchers inventing phrenology from first principles

watching gdt Frankenstein with a goth woman claiming of the creature "i could fix her! put her in a dress; she'll go 'skirt go spinny.' it'll be fine!" and i actually believe her

flavacol salt lick...

*nine inch* nails?!?! smh, yet another unrealistic beauty standard for women..

pack of cowgirls call that a she herd

I'm absolutely sick of this "post nut clarity" shit. You're dehydrated, chug a gatorade and get back in there, champ.

dawg, im just trying to watch a fucking video about math and YouTube think i wanna kill myself, come ON

that's my story and I'm sticking to it

never thought i would be the type of girl that gets 6 hour playlists made abt her, but, god, here we are huh

now that I'm home I get to figure out what the hell I'm doing about this furlough, and the $900 in medical bills, and the maxed out credit cards, and the -$300 in my bank account, and, and, and... sorry to be yet another person on your feed e-begging but if you have anything to spare, please help.

my birthday is today! I am trying very hard to spend it not stressed out by anything and you'll probably see me posting like I have money to spend but I Really Don't and I know I don't gotta justify that to y'all but I wanted to be transparent that I do still very much need help

so uh my birthday is on Saturday and I have been furloughed for an indefinite amount of time and will be Super Fucked™️ if it lasts long enough for me to miss a paycheck so if you are in a position to help, financially, that'd be swell. @empireship on your sending-friends-money app of choice

but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but w-

Arch Linux? More like arch your back, slut 🙄

Idk who needs to hear this but, it's okay if your PC has visible cables coming out of it, she needs cables to live

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

No, you don't understand, I NEED to sit cross legged in every chair I sit in

Clinging onto the only other gay person at jury duty like he's some sort of life raft

Dawg can you imagine how TOXIC the discourse would be if there was social media around during the cuban missile crisis

Boba tea is a stew

Daddy doms stop liking or following, I'm a whole ass lesbian, and can beat your ass

*cuts into an avocado* Oh THATS where my missing Cholula cap went

one of these days lenin is gonna live and it's gonna be so cool

"space lenin dies!??!?! this is just like REAL lenin!!!"

Someone at jiujitsu tonight said I was like a cat after I was done rolling with them. :3

Everyone stop interpreting me

only in something as gay as jiujitsu can the phrase "top rear turtle" make literally any contextual sense

Can I fight them? Can I fight them? Can I fight them? C-

Solving every interpersonal conflict by asking the person I love in the situation if I can fight the other person.

I'm like an energy vampire but for attention

Astrid core:

Listening to blowback really highlights how often petty interpersonal drama is the initial cause for policy decisions that end up with thousands dead

Keeping a running counter in my head of the 40 something white guys with tool shirts and cargo shorts at the NIN show

One of the most annoying things about having a fake office job is you have to wait for other people to do their fake office job so you can then do your fake office job

Footage? I imagine they're the same age as the rest of me?

The humble cranberry is the slut of the juice world

At some point the VCR gimmick that video essays use will just be "that one thing video essays do" and not associated with VCRs at all, like what happened with the save icon

please dont post serious answers in my replies. I already know everything

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