one day things will be better but good god does it suck ass to get through the part where things are not better

so like when will I be allowed to stop taking things one day at a time? just curious.

it's gonna be real awkward when GC learns I've never even played Borderlands 2...

AGDQ runners if you're at a loss for who to have on comms for your run, in elementary school I was "a pleasure to have in class", so naturally I would be a great addition to your couch. 😉

some post-GDQueer thoughts. 💖 docs.google.com/document/d/1...

@shovda.bsky.social @carrarium.bsky.social @shoujo.tv you specifically asked for this. #GDQueer2025 #empydraws

Hi I'm doing a marathon run tonight for Games Done Queer, a side event for @gamesdonequick.com and the first of its name. I'm the finale for the event and running a mod of Super Mario World called Masterpiece. It'll be at about 10:45 Eastern / 7:45pm Pacific at twitch.tv/gamesdonequick

:D ... D:

I forgot to mention I'll be contributing behind the scenes for this! I'm honored to play a small part in GDQueer's inaugural event and they really knocked it outta the park with the schedule. Please consider tuning in this weekend! 💖

hey speedrun bsky, before the gdq games list drops, don't forget: - you are not the guy - you're not capable of being the guy - I had a guy but now I don't - you - are not - the guy

running up and down the stairs in Lumiose while wearing a hat that says "I'd rather be chain fishing!"

begging, pleading EDM artists doing remixes of songs with unconventional time signatures to keep the mix in the same time signature "how are people supposed to dance at the club in 6/4?" skill issue

BREAKING NEWS ‼️

is throwback thursday still a thing? because seriously who IS that on the left

yes!! YES!!!! VIOLENCE!!!!!!

I-

update: leasing office found it in a stairwell along with a number of other objects swiped from people's doorsteps. I guess the thief had a change of heart? anyway. the empireship household has returned to proper levels of welcoming and haunted.

so I found out what the fucking deal was with that $900 medical bill and it is a very very very delayed bill from top surgery, because apparently the payment I made back in March was for the anesthesiologist but not the hospital itself. which is a separate bill. so I am def on the hook for it.

I'd like to wish the asshole who stole my welcome sign off my door a very go fuck yourself

Kris, what is this, some kind of weird zone?

still very normal about Corbeau thanks for asking

thinking fondly of the fake harmless lore people have accidentally spread about me. such as how I've beaten Invictus. (I have not played a single smw hack despite my presence within the community)

REMEMBER: if you are attending a protest this weekend, no you aren't

Okami

sure, why not. I work a job currently being affected by the US government shutdown and am in mountains of debt and medical bills, which I was already struggling with paying before my source of income was endangered. please help keep a roof over my head. bsky.app/profile/empi...

they should invent crying that doesn't make it embarrassingly impossible to speak

Links: cash.app/$empireship account.venmo.com/u/empireship www.paypal.me/empireship Feel free to message me if there's another platform you'd like to use, but I'm probably empireship on there too. Anything you can do to help, sharing, words of encouragement, cute animals, all are appreciated. 💖

tapping the sign a little more furiously because the furlough now includes a potential risk of being fired entirely yay!!!! yippee!!!! 🫠🫠🫠🫠

this is what pokemon emerald is all about

GDQueer runners if you're at a loss for who to have on comms for your run, in elementary school I was "a pleasure to have in class", so naturally I would be a great addition to your couch. 😉

Our FIRST-EVER #GDQueer schedule is OUT NOW!! 🌈🎉 Congratulations to our amazing runners, and a tremendous "thank you" to anyone and everyone who submitted a run for this brand-new event!! gamesdonequick.com/schedule/61

Hey hi hello fellow people who also got COVID at #SGDQ2025 - it’s about to be three months since then so you can (and should) go get your vaccine now

what if instead it was called "hagging out"

thanks to everyone's generosity so far, I'm almost out of the negatives with my bank account, now I gotta look ahead to paying, uh, all my bills, which is still kinda like having $0 unfortunately, so please continue to share my request for mutual aid. heres mica welcoming me home on Friday as thanks

now that I'm home I get to figure out what the hell I'm doing about this furlough, and the $900 in medical bills, and the maxed out credit cards, and the -$300 in my bank account, and, and, and... sorry to be yet another person on your feed e-begging but if you have anything to spare, please help.

now that I'm home I get to figure out what the hell I'm doing about this furlough, and the $900 in medical bills, and the maxed out credit cards, and the -$300 in my bank account, and, and, and... sorry to be yet another person on your feed e-begging but if you have anything to spare, please help.

therapist: gum ball gag isn't real, it can't hurt you gum ball gag:

30 looks good on me, don't you think?

if nobody got me I know me got me

my birthday is today! I am trying very hard to spend it not stressed out by anything and you'll probably see me posting like I have money to spend but I Really Don't and I know I don't gotta justify that to y'all but I wanted to be transparent that I do still very much need help

continuously variable torture cock & ball transmission is this anything

catching up with an old friend 🦀💖

good morning Baltimore

never connected in Detroit before but it's already made a great first impression: - the stores sell Monster - they're playing Fall Out Boy rn

so uh my birthday is on Saturday and I have been furloughed for an indefinite amount of time and will be Super Fucked™️ if it lasts long enough for me to miss a paycheck so if you are in a position to help, financially, that'd be swell. @empireship on your sending-friends-money app of choice

Okami HD Switch Digital Code $9.88 via Walmart. ow.ly/ia3L50X53ta Xbox. ow.ly/yWUq50X53tj PSN. ow.ly/zKNn50X53tb $8.38 (DRM: Steam) via Gamebillet. ow.ly/3faA50X53t8

crashing out but we stay silly :3

but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but we stay silly :3 but w-

full odds lvl 69 shiny slugma