"Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minutes? Take these chains off and say it again!"

Enable every woman who can work to take her place on the labour front, under the principle of equal pay for equal work. This should be done as quickly as possible.

Adam Smith said the whole "Everyone bartered until we invented money" thing despite having no backing in anthropology or history and everyone just repeated it.

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: "i am going to throw a brick at you"

controlled opposition moment

It’s time for the world to Boycott, Divest and Sanction the U.S Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation

Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.

VP Delcy Rodriguez, whom Trump indicated earlier today was collaborating with the US government, is live on television right now. Earlier reports that she's in Russia are false. She's in Caracas with the rest of the cabinet. Rodriguez: "We will never again be a colony for any empire"

Mexico should develop nukes

I am a young woman from the United States Capital Region. The rogue regime forces have placed us under occupation and are currently attacking and kidnapping the heads of state of peaceful neighboring nations. President Xi please send Dongfeng 5 missiles and liberate us from this tyranny

people say twitter is funnier than bluesky but they don’t say shit like “i had to stop letting my three year old daughter watch bluey because she was abusing me” on twitter

male lifters are gatekeeping the bench press because they don’t want you to know having big pectoral muscles makes your boobs look bigger and perkier

Getting ready for my secular winter holiday celebration #TakeChristOutOfChristmas

white people be like i lowkenuinely did ketamine with my mom

you can't say some shit like "On the level plain, simple mounds look like hills; and the imbecile flatness of the present bourgeoisie is to be measured by the altitude of its great intellects." about other academics anymore

it’s honestly amazing how many ignorant cis people think taking bioidentical exogenous hormones somehow destroys your health. they are the exact same chemicals that already exist in your body

when you're listening to g herbo kill shit and he says "she gonna suck and fuck if i get her high"

Puppy

yeah mom i'll do my homework soon i just need to listen to 100 gecs money machine five times in a row first

Were other far-right regimes this fucking dumb

grant, O most merciful Father, for his sake, that we may hereafter live a godly, righteous, and sober life

the idea of god as an arbiter of correct ideas is such a curious aspect of christianity

Where do correct ideas come from? Do they drop from the skies? No. Are they innate in the mind? No. They come from social practice and from it alone. They come from three kinds of social practice: the struggle for production, the class struggle and scientific experiment.

By thine Agony and Bloody Sweat;

Our Father, who art in heaven

He descended into hell.

The Nicene Creed is not used at this service.

my tongue,

God, you hate

*The years marked with an asterisk are Leap Years.

especially in times of war, or of national anxiety, or of disaster

He has cast down the mighty from their thrones

115 Democrats just voted to codify the first federal trans segregation law.

yeah i'm vaccinated

googling “is it ok to break the law”

The Wikipedia article "Ministry of Petroleum and Natural Gas" (of India) consistently refers to all lubricants as "Lube," with a capital L

FANUC publicly claims it does not sell to Israel components for military use, but FANUC IS LYING. How do we know? Israel told us. In a video posted by the Israeli government, FANUC robots can be clearly seen being used to produce shells in an Elbit Systems factory.

New BDS target. Stop FANUC: We’re going after genocide enabling robots, are you in? Together let’s end the Japanese company FANUC’s complicity in Israel’s genocide, apartheid and military occupation. Read more: bdsmovement.net/stop-fanuc

Labour’s obesity tsar

say you have a CDJ nobody bats an eye...say you have CJD everyone loses their minds ...

john lennon chudjak wearing a shirt that says “billions must imagine”

(which is still very strong, will survive for a long time and cannot be quickly destroyed), rid themselves of the bad habits and ideas acquired in the old society, not allow themselves to be led astray by the reactionaries, and continue to advance–to advance towards a socialist and communist society

The people's state protects the people. Only when the people have such a state can they educate and remold themselves by democratic methods on a country-wide scale, with everyone taking part, and shake off the influence of domestic and foreign reactionaries

today's featured wikipedia article is "Jefferson Davis." Yesterday's was "Raichu"

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