My wife is feeling pretty disillusioned by America and as a result we are not really celebrating thanksgiving this year. At least not traditionally. We are staying home and I’m making carne asada. My wife is making chicken tacos. Probably binge stranger things.

I laughed so fucking hard at this.

To the craven "comedians" who are STILL not speaking up: The manager at the Chicago Laugh Factory was arrested by ICE. They filed no charges, he's a US citizen, and his family doesn't know where he is. They are coming for all of us. Grow a fucking spine and say something while you still can.

I did the thing. Went better than expected.

I’m doing a thing.

Free Greta Thunberg and the rest of the illegally detained flotilla activists.

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

“Oh man! I shot Jeffery in the face!”

Man, fuck close-up magicians. Oh, you know actual magic?? And you’re using it to put playing cards inside oranges?? Fix global warming you fucking dork wizard.

Beach day damn you!

this is my local ice cream guy! he’s great! everyone loves him! fuck these fucking assholes! free enrique

Bannerfolk, I’m afraid I need some help again. I am able to squeeze in an appointment with my neuro while I was already going to be in Phoenix on Tuesday. But I need my office copay and med copay to get my migraine injection, please. $120. Or I have to wait and rent another car and take time off-

Do they have polls here on Bluesky? Because it’s March and no word on #ASongOfMadness #ASOM @davosfingers.bsky.social

How come nobody likes Jody Foster like the they used to. Where are the true fans out to impress?

Happy Economic Blackout Day!

When FAA employees are telling us it’s not safe to fly, we should probably listen.

You are MEMBERS OF CONGRESS. If they threaten you with arrest for trying to access a site you are lawfully entitled to access, YOU MAKE THEM FUCKING ARREST YOU. YOU MAKE THEM SLAP THE CUFFS ON A CONGRESSMAN LIVE ON TV, YOU MAKE THEM FUCKING DO IT.

I'm sorry, but "they took over the whole federal payments system, fired the career staff, and won't let anybody see what they're doing" is not a situation in which you wait for more information. It's a situation in which you assume the worst. There's no explanation for it other than rampant crimes.

🤔 hmm

elon you woke ass sumbitch piece of sheit me & the boys challange you to a good old fashioned niagara falls barrel race— lets get fuckin wet

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

2025 baby let's build communism

Weak shit @uproxx.bsky.social spell Aerion right but not take the time to fix the shitty autocorrect for Maekar and Baelor. You even blew Baratheon. No autocorrect to blame for that. Just lazy

As the oligarchy begins to take shape, this meme seems more prescient than ever. They have convinced you that immigrants are your enemy while they pick your pockets at the same time, you’ve been duped. It’s the billionaires who are ruining this country,not migrants. Always has been. #RiseAndResist

Hey, do you know this song? I’ve been thinking about it a lot lately. I’d like to dedicate it to the rest of the CEOs. Looking at you most of all Musky. youtu.be/k2d6iwOSAfQ?...

Counterpoint: Do

Is there a way to enable notifications for specific people I follow on here? I can’t figure it out if there is. @bsky.app

the people many of us left twitter to get away from seem oddly baffled by a lot of folks not wanting them here

For the Dark Tower nerds. 🤘

Saw this and thought of you @heathenking.bsky.social

this is what it must have felt like to hear Robin Hood stories in 1370

😃

What's the legal way to say it's good for an evil ceo to get murdered like a dog in the street?

40+ appreciation post. Reskeet with a pic if you're on the right side of 40.

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows.

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

Post you from a different era

If you see this, quote with your first ever anime.

People of Bluesky. Let’s get to know each other better. What is one of your favorite movies?

Well it’s official. I’ve got my data from the bird app and deactivated my account. Bye bye Elon you stupid fuck. Thanks for ruining well, everything.

Me everyday for the last 10 years 👇