Bought myself an espresso machine 🙈 it gets here Saturday

I hope when IT happens Obama wears a khaki suit.

Disney really popped off when they created Olaf

Birthday cake of dreams 😍 I’ve been DYING to try these.

Happy Birthday to ME 🙌

Hot take I don’t think Authors should be using AI photos to promote their books.

i will remember those of you who did not stand with taco bell in these trying times

Birthday weekend has officially begun 🙌

This poster is the most iconic, you in high school late 90s/early 00s this was all up in your library. #Horror #Horrorsky #Buffy #Booksky #Books

Apparently I’m very rude because I got a happy birthday text and told them “thank you but it’s not my birthday” 🫠

Today’s wordle was a doozy

Living life on the edge (I ate a salad despite the diarrhea parasite outbreak).

Living in Arizona has definitely warped my brain because why did I just say “nice it’s ONLY 100° out”

Monsoon season is here

When did bowling get so expensive???? I swear when I grew up it was an affordable family activity.

Had such a bad migraine yesterday I cut 5 inches off my hair just for relief 😮‍💨

My son’s best friend is our dog June and we took her to the vet this morning for her annual and my 4yo looked the vet dead in her eyes and with all the seriousness he could muster told her “you take good care of my June” 😅😅

They are starting to drop like flies 👀

today you opened your eyes and an old white suprematist didn’t.

Nothing beats some good sun tea on a summer day.

Got scolded and grounded to my room for the night by my 4 yo after he discovered his dad and I swimming after putting him down for bed 😅

The 17 Colorado republicans that’s voted no on banning child AI porn need to be investigated immediately.

Woodpeckers have woken me up 4 days in a row hammering on the side of my house 😭

Seasonal depression but in the summer

No one warned me the longer you mela prep the more your food starts to resemble human kibble.

My 4 yo keeps talking about all the things he liked “last time he was an adult boy” and it’s low key freaking me out.

It’s someone’s last day with all 10 fingers.

Can we take a moment to appreciate last night’s sunset 👏

Is it really the night before your kids birthday if you aren’t up until an ungodly hour getting the cake, gifts and decorations done.

Somehow my baby turns 4 tomorrow 😭

Today’s wordle was diabolical.

There are more people in line at Buc-ee’s than at Trumps little fair.

Oregon has the best tasting tap water, Arizona could never.

Was certainly a trip to remember 💕

PNW things 💕

Hot take but Qudoba is way better than chipotle.

A Buc-ees just went in near me and I’m beginning to believe it’s a cult.

Had to visit my old college while here 💕

Might have to move back to Portland just for this trail 😍

My husband made sure to get us a hotel next to a running trail for me 💕

Anniversary dinner at Din Tai Fung 😍

Back in the PNW 💕

When your son asks for a starfish painting you gotta make a starfish painting 💕

I want to be in Boston partying with the Scots so bad 😭

I don’t watch too much tv anymore but someone recommended Off Campus so I tried it out last night and watched 5 episodes 🙈

Maybe I’m crazy but a mostly glass front door seems like a horrible idea.

There was nothing my boy loved more than enjoying the fresh air in a good chair. Miss you forever Bash 💜

My son (3) just turned to me while eating lunch and goes “mommy you’re the best girl ever” 😭😭😭 I honestly don’t know how I ended up with the sweetest boy ever.