Watching a stream of Resident Evil Requiem and @fauxmorgan.bsky.social keeps saying she really wants Leon's T virus in her.

So close.

A message from the Wonderwall

I get to look at this beautiful girl all day

Make Texas (all) transphobes uncomfortable again.

Are we great again? Are we fucking great again yet? We're murdering young girls so we have to be fucking great.

@profanity.accountant How much do I need to up my fucking game?

Trans women just need to pee.

I love molotovational memes

got time for trump (for the second time in like 3 months) but doesn’t have time for the trans kids being forcibly detransitioned by nyu langone and mt sinai, close to having seen enough from this dude

Goals! Who wants to join the Trans Continental Trans Girl Polycule?

At this rate I'm wondering if Trump is just trying to make The Onion not be a satirical news source.

BREAKING: The State of the Union has been changed to The Airing of Grievances.

the NYPD operating budget for FY2026 is $6.1 billion

Guess I'm a power bottom now.

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

It's always a trans(phobe)

This is me currently.

This is how turtles flirt. Let me flutter my hands in your face!

There are a few good people out there but most don’t rank above plants and animals ngl

This is just one more reason to choose the bear.

"...FBI Director Kash Patel celebrating in the locker room before patching in President Donald Trump, who complained to the players that he would also 'have to bring' the gold-medal winning U.S. women’s team to festivities at the White House or 'be impeached.'"

I'm suffering from this condition 😪

USA's Olympic gold medal winning women's hockey team has declined President Donald Trump's White House invitation. Earlier Trump mocked the women's team on a call with USA's men's team. More: thehockeynews.com/womens/inter...

Here’s to spreading the joy of Frost hockey and making so many new friends along the way ☺️

The president, who drones on about protecting women’s sports, publicly mocked the women’s gold-medal hockey team. A reminder this was never about protecting women’s sports and it was always about transphobia and misogyny.

*puts you in my top 8*

If I were to start selling content, what kind of content should I make? 😈

I am altering my sex. Pray I do not alter it further.

Tips For Observing Lent https://theonion.com/tips-for-observing-lent/

The Supreme Court:

Should I go back to slut posting?

Girls,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Moreover, ICE mus tbe destroyed

Be still my ❤️🤍💙

19 years ago today was a happy day, now it serves as a reminder that I'll never know who my my daughter was going to be. youtu.be/YvpoYxwI08M?...

Today is a shitty day, time to turn emotional pain into physical pain.

I messed up, I should have got my orchi done in November, give a whole new meaning to 'No Nut November'

Something something hump day...

Finally, someone reporting on the GOOD things ICE does.

At least someone is enjoyed the snow.

At last I can talk about it! I'm writing a Star Trek comic!!!! All I can tell you right now is it takes place several years after the end of Picard. And it stars Captain Raffi Musiker working with a giant positronic brain to protect the Federation from future threats! gizmodo.com/star-trek-id...

FUCK ICE FUCK FREY Limp dick politicians who did NOTHING (and still are doing nothing). The people are helping Minneapolis and Minnesota. We know we can't rely on politicians because they chose words over actions.

Want to summon me? Here are the 5 items you need to put in the summoning circle. Thigh high boots Black lipstick Energy drinks Orange Dreamsicle ice cream A raccoon

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/

@fauxmorgan.bsky.social: "I thought Bob Costas was dead, imagine my surprise seeing him on TV" Me: "funny I never have thought about Bob Costas"

Maybe, if you're a good girl, you'll get to see this point of view in real life.