Getting ready to pick up my girlfriend for our trip, and can't find my car keys. Decide that I must have left them in my car. When I go look outside my car is gone, not because it was stolen, but because my ex took it without telling me, because her car had a flat tire. WTF?

Data understood the assignment.

Light a candle. Light a bonfire. Light a fuse... Light this fucking world on fire.

Time for some more hockey!

Going back to work tomorrow, for the first time in 8 weeks, with a new company. Can't sleep even after playing in two hockey games. Am I better off staying awake, or getting 3 hours (if I'm lucky) of sleep?

I'm too hot to be cold.

Yet more Xena x Callisto from my patreon.com/laurenknight i may be obsessed 🫣

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Better dead than MAGA red

Remember, remember the 5th of November the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot.

Watching V for Vendetta (I'm laid off, it didn't even dawn on me that I missed 11/5) It really hit different when it feel like it predicted the future so well. The only thing we are missing is our V

What a coincidence, I do.

bed meat, bath meat, and beyond meat

Maybe I am the plot twist?

"I'm very bad at bratting" it's very easy, when she calls you a good girl, you pull out the switch blade and tell her to take it back.

"God" has no place in government

Even after gerrymandering. Republicans still lost. After spending millions. They still lost. This clown of an administration is not the winning formula they think it is.

im. shaking

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

i went to doll tree and they all said they miss and love u, and hope you're well

I was always me I was just drowning under an ocean of confusion and pain, forced to be someone I wasn’t I figured out why and cast off the costume, fixed what needed fixing now I fly free among the stars

"Trump canceled your flight" is about as easy as messaging gets.

New addition to the crew 🤩 Welcome, Goldeneyes! @pwhl--vancouver.bsky.social

The dementia and chief doesn't even realize that something is going on behind him. If they're not careful he's going to wander off, and we'll be searching DC for a vulnerable adult.

Perfect metaphor for America today.

They have the time to tweet at me but no time for Trump to pick up a phone and negotiate huh?

New Lego Lesbian Date Night project just dropped.

I'm so excited for this, but I'm disgusted by the fact that I will be buying something on black Friday. Also, not sure how I'm getting it on the plane to come back home.

Ski Free's icon went hard

Zohran says you’re trans now

Going to a band I've never heard of because a friend invited me, sure why not?

I've been feeling pretty shitty the last few weeks. My mental health hasn't been great. Today has been better. I went to bed on time last night, woke up and went to an interview, brought my 18 year old to vote for her first time, and went in a 4 mile walk with my dogs. Now for a concert tonight.

trad demoness content to get in touch with your infernal feminine

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Why am I like this? I used to wake up at 4 am. Now it doesn't matter what time I wake up, and since I have no routine anymore I'll stay up all night, and be lucky to go to bed by 4am.

Who lost their drugs in the bathroom?

If Luigi shot the healthcare CEO, does that mean Waluigi saved a healthcare CEO or that he is a healthcare CEO?

Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy. #trans #halloween #harleyquinn #suicidesquad #cosplay #costume

Kinda want these, but I feel like it would throw off the proportions of my legs.

Pipeline data: Firefighter -> Witchy girl

Do these boots fit the Harley Quinn aesthetic?