So very on brand for Trump: "I'm going to give you a 'bonus' that is actually just money you're already owed so that I can appear generous even though I never, ever give anything away."

The writers on this show are so fucking lazy. Next thing you know, someone is going to be in a coma.

When he is removed from office, all of the lawsuites he evaded needed to be reinstated.

“Neither man drank or did drugs. They pursued women in a game of ego and dominance. Female bodies were currency,” the Times reported. ... “It was like a pissing contest—who had the most women”

We should absolutely make more of these.

Moisture-Free Margie wants to remind everyone that she's still a fucking piece of shit who can't leave Congress soon enough.

He got on national tv and showed the entire world that his administration is flailing and desperate and that he's falling apart mentally. May this mark the beginning of the end.

"People who regularly ate higher-fat cheese and cream had a lower risk of developing dementia over 25 years, while low-fat dairy and other dairy foods showed no clear association, according to a new study."

That was one of the most gorgeous, original, charming movies I've seen in a while. Watching Sigourney Weaver eat was worth the price of admission alone. Highly recommend, definitely go in blind. I might need to go see it again because there was so much going on. 🐇

"He dressed as the iconic giant lizard to destroy the city, and it looks like he even had a little help from his frenemy King Kong. His wife posted about the experience on social media, saying it was a 'stress outlet' for him after a tough year."

Demented old man posts the quiet part on his social media account, explicitly states he wants to start a war with Venezuela to steal their oil.

Mike Johnson's is committed to ensuring that gop policy is enacted, even if that means bending or breaking the rules.

In case you need some inspiration for your holiday cooking.

"South Africa on Wednesday said its authorities had arrested and would deport seven Kenyan nationals illegally working on processing refugee applications for the U.S. government."

"On average, each person on America’s top 10 rich list gained $69.8 billion over the past year—they made 833,631 times more than what the typical American household takes home." When Trump said "golden age", he meant for the wealthy and especially himself. Everyone else gets thoughts and prayers.

President Petty Little Bitch continues to deface the People's House. I wonder how much we paid for that bullshit.

"If Doordash decides to seek a conditional use permit, the Planning Commission will hold a public hearing to determine whether testing delivery drones outdoors at the Folsom site is 'necessary or desirable' to the neighborhood, and whether it would have a negative impact on the surrounding area."

"While we traditionally think of November as a huge sales month what with Black Friday and all, November 2025 was the worst November in video game hardware unit sales, and the worst in physical software dollar sales the U.S. has seen since 1995." Trump take video game

I need this on a tshirt.

"Former Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith told lawmakers in a closed-door interview on Wednesday that his team of investigators 'developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt' that President Donald Trump had criminally conspired to overturn the results of the 2020 election..."

"And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn."

“My legislation returns power to the American people to protect the house we built for our presidents,” the Maryland Congressman continued. “The White House belongs to all of us—not to one lawless president building a ballroom funded by tech oligarchs and his fellow plutocrats.”

“We're donating a building that's approximately $400 million. I think I'll do it for less, but it's 400…I should do it for less." How long before it's $1 million? I still think it's never going to get built.

"Don’t waste your time on anything that doesn’t thrill you or bring you love. See you out somewhere in the cosmos.”

I've been all, "who does Susie Wiles remind me of..."

"With all the insanity of this last year, I am most looking forward to seeing family and friends. Sharing a safe space with our community is something I deeply care about." ❤️

Going into 2026 like

Pornhub is claiming that their users' personal information like payment details were not stolen. This time. As more and more states and countries require people to upload their legal id to access porn sites, the risk increases.

"The difference between harmful and helpful overthinking is intention. If your thoughts aim to control, they’re bound to create chaos. If they aim to understand, they create clarity."

Remember when the gop was all, "we have to take away your health care because of national debt!" Yeah, about that.

"BART fully admits that inflation is one of their main reasons for hiking their fares again in the new year..." Trump take BART (memes aside, could you imagine his orange ass on BART?)

Y'all. I have gotten used to the mouse and keyboard being ice cold when I go to use them in the morning. But today I put on my computer glasses and they were frigid. I am not complaining though: I would much rather it be frigid than hot. ❄️

The best Christmas song? It's a tie between this one.

If I was a responsible adult, I'd clean my fridge before filling it with groceries for holiday cooking.

"Defendants...have demanded all of Trump's tax returns...documents... 'sufficient to show all sources of Your income,' ...documents ...'sufficient to show all of Your financial holdings.' ...his listed liabilities, plus his health records and prescription medication history."

"PHNIX was created to modernize the state’s public health infrastructure and serve as a direct response to the Trump administration’s dismantling of public health safeguards and prioritization of vaccine skepticism."

“For the first time in six months, there will be no military deployed on the streets of Los Angeles,” California Atty. Gen. Rob Bonta said in a statement. “While this decision is not final, it is a gratifying and hard-fought step in the right direction.”

It hasn't even been twelve hours, but all three of us have been overwhelmed with requests from media for comment and I'm mostly writing this now so they'll leave me alone.

"TRUMP PLAY GOLF! TRUMP PLAY GOOD GOLF! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"

Keystone Kash bungles it again.

I finally got around to reading the first issue of this new Wiccan series. I'm definitely hooked and looking forward to the next release in January.

"... as far as Trump is concerned." Of course he's doubling-down; he has no shame, no guilt, no empathy, and no self-awareness. And, in his old age, he's even lost the cunning to know he needs to hide that fact.

Of course Donald Trump, the 79-year-old President of the Untied States, said horrible things about Rob Reiner after he died. What's surprising to me is that, of all the horrible things he's done, this appears to be the one that everyone is going to be upset about.

Just to be clear: they are going to keep terrorising communities and kidnapping people. They're just going to encourage their goons to be more "focused" about it. Because they think that will make it less evil.

Me, bringing that Christmas joy

"hey, do you know who needs to have once-familiar objects labeled for them? dementia patients, that’s who. is that what all this dumbfuckery is about, so Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants doesn’t get confused and wander into traffic while trying to make his way from the Oval Office to the West Wing?"

December 13, 1985: One of the best films ever made is released. Madeline Khan's ad libbed performance here is masterful. 🔥

Every media outlet on the planet needs to lead with the story of the US President hallucinating his daughter — who he has repeatedly said he'd "date" — during a press conference. And she's just some white woman with straight blonde hair.

"'I know 5:30 is an insane time for dinner, but do you want to come?' It wasn’t insane at all, and I was home by 7 p.m., ready for bed and full off of good stories and a great burger."

"Fake history has allowed for the preservation of real history – and considering how thoughtlessly the Santa Clara Valley’s rich heritage has been erased over the last several decades, we need all the history we can get."