Wow. Such a loooong time ago, but I remember being an 8 year old reading the stomachs with teeth.

And you may ask yourself How did I get here

Incredible shots of the exchange between Rep. AOC and RFK, Jr. at today’s congressional hearing. (image credit: WSJ reporter @lizessleywhyte.bsky.social)

🌈😎AZALEAS🌤️🙌 just as wonderful as the expensive garden stone... azaleas 百両の石にもまけぬつつじ哉 -Kobayashi Issa (小林一茶), 1825. Trans. David Lanoue. Hard on the heels of the last cherry blossoms comes the ubiquitous azalea. Gaudy, dazzling and often over the top, it's one of my favourite flowers😊

Wait for it to focus... Sound up... Earthset, recorded by Reid Wiseman during the Artemis II lunar flyby. The initial imperfect composition, and the phone hunting for focus makes this so much more human and familiar. A celestial scene witnessed by only 28 of us in history...more

1999 Them: Software update time. Me: Oh, yes, please! Patch me up! 2026 Them: Software update time. Me: *sigh* What the fuck are you going to break this time?

This thread says it all. Always check and verify the full story. All news will spin the story for reasons, but R W press will always have an agenda.

I needed this today. Thanks for the reminder, George.

Some genius-level stuff happening at Spotify right now... sorry to anyone who has tried to access.

Golly, I can't believe I got to visit Bluesky headquarters and sample the local cuisine

🌸🍵BYE BYE BLOSSOMS🍯😋 there comes a time even in blossoming Kyōto... sick of it 或時は花の都にも倦にけり -Kobayashi Issa (小林一茶), 1795. Trans. David G. Lanoue. A little wind and rain, and sakura season draws to a close...but not before we toast the blossoms goodbye. #Kyoto #Japan

More of the mosaic decorated bollards in the Woodlands area of Glasgow. I love the colour they bring to the streets. #glasgow #streetart #mosaics #woodlands #bollards

Jesus... so good.

Hey pals, we’re getting closer to GRIEF EATER’s book birthday! Very excited for you all to read my bloody, vengeful, revenge book. 🖤✨ Boosts humbly appreciated!

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

🌸MOREISH MONAKA🐹 Celebrating the end of sakura season with one of the most adorable snacks✨🙌 The spring version of 'Hamster Monaka' (ハムスターモナカ) are filled with lashings of traditional and sakura-flavoured bean paste. #Kyoto #京都 #ハムスターモナカ #hamster

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

An old Silly Zilly (small Godzilla) comic that earned me a few thousand followers on twitter/ x. Who knows it could happen again... here...???👀😅😜 #godzilla #ghidorah #zilly #kaiju #godzillacomic

A flashback to last weekend's unanticipated snowfall here in Glasgow. It only lasted about half an hour, but it was intense while it lasted. This was the scene outside Kelvingrove Art Gallery as people hurried to take cover inside. Cont./ #glasgow #snow #weather #kelvingroveartgallery

Genuinely one of the coolest things I've ever seen a cultural venue post

Can someone just get rid of him? Please? He's a piece of shit that just needs to go.

The Artemis II crew is seeing parts of the Moon not visible from Earth—such as this view of Mare Orientale (the small dark splotch at lower right). The Moon is tidally locked to us, so it rotates around its axis at the same rate it orbits Earth. To see Orientale, you have to be offworld!

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

"Orion, the Moon, and the Earth. EVERYONE, in that picture" - #Artemis II Mission Control.

It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. These dragon convertible bags can be worn as a backpack, crossbody bag, waist bag and can be hooked up to a wheelchair & other mobility aids!! They are high quality! Get them now! Store: Bibipins.com

So, on one hand, humans have travelled farther than ever into our solar system. On the other, humans are trying to kill each other on planet earth. Reminds me of the @2000ad.bsky.social Future Shock story of a big sign on the dark side of the moon saying earth is a no-go zone. 🤷‍♂️

During this incredible, unifying moment of inspiring international cooperation and spectacular technological achievement, I would really appreciate it if the US president would stop threatening to murder an entire country with bombs.

The great petal shedding begins🌸🤗✨ #Kyoto #京都 #Japan #木屋町 #Kiyamachi #sakura #桜 #cherryblossoms #blossoms #kyotoscenes

🌸💦PETAL RAFTS🛶🩷 Towards the middle of April parts of the canal beside the Philosopher's Path (哲学の道) become a river of petals. The phrases 'hana-no-ukibashi' (花の浮橋 'floating bridge of flowers') and 'hanaikada' (花筏 'flower raft') both describe water thick with petals. #哲学の道 #京都

So far this morning, here in Glasgow, we've had rain, wind, hail, really heavy snow, and now we're back to sunshine (for the moment at any rate). Welcome to spring in Scotland! #glasgow #kelvingrovepark #spring #glasgowtoday #dafodills

Happy Easter from a rather snowy Glasgow! #glasgow #glasgowtoday #snow #kelvingoveartgallery #happyeaster

Happy Lucifer's Testicles Day, everyone!

Happy Easter from the bunnies at Wicken Fen, Cambridgeshire (and us!).

Good night Bluesky. It's been a day. But at least it was #caturday, and we are all tired now. No major brushes for his highness. Just gentle teasing out the remaining small knots in his belly fur. No gloves, no comb, no scratches.

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

Keep going. Save yourself.

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyy stephano king Barker: look, steve, it's your friend ha ha King: you say that every time clive Barker: yeah it never gets less funny King: yes it does clive

Cold, bit blustery, but slowly getting nicer. Trees.

This. Mo is right. For the moment, I follow who I follow, engage, discuss, laugh, etc. If I find new people, then great. If people find me, great. It's just me chatting to the world. Peace.

Again - BlueSky was originally Jack Dorsey’s pet project to make a Web3 social media / NFT trading post until a bunch of trans furries got ahold of invite codes and started mass-proliferating them to other trans furries and then suddenly BlueSky was 90% queers and annoying leftists and Jack fled.

Okay, so I think the guys complaining about BSky culture do genuinely think we're all on some group chat or Discord or whatever workshopping consensus opinions instead of just, like, a load of poor, disabled, autistic, queer artists who were raised in the shitposting mines.

OK... one last repost before going... Thanks, Katie. This IS so fracking cool.

Maxi is friends again with me. Couple of treats and cuddles and he's fine. Anyway, enough of this tomfoolery on Bluesky. Good night from Maxi Bit Bat Thunderpaws. It was a good day. (Apart from the comb incident.)

So Maxi Bit Bat Thunderpaws needed the knots in his belly fur combed out... ... Not sure that he enjoyed that. Thanks, cat. Next time, gloves.

Awesome view from Artemis II this morning.

I’m completely sick and tired of hearing about HP but this article is excellent. “What you feel in your heart towards the series is almost entirely irrelevant. What matters is what you do, because J. K. Rowling is out there doing a lot of things.” defector.com/its-time-to-...

What are you talking about? There's nothing wrong with AI fact-checking!

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman