Scum.

😂

Minneapolis.

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Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)

My little kids were at home on Jan 6, 2021 and I called them into the living room to watch the news unfolding, then wondered if we were going to see violence we wouldn’t be able to unsee. Never in a million years did i think we would re-elect the stupid, callous culprit.

We miss baseball

We are looking at uncharted territory here where the acting Archivist of the United States is poised to become the acting head of a foreign government.

I feel gatekeep-y about Truman Capote, as a former fifth grader who read In Cold Blood and who bothered my grandparents to describe what Capote was like on the Dick Cavett show because I could tell there was something they weren’t telling me

A functional country would shut Grok down permanently. Like, immediately. Right now. Last week. Whatever. Just flip the switch. Obviously.

These kids sleeping til noon are going to have a literal rude awakening when school starts Monday. On NYE they had a friend over and they were up til SIX. That’s when they get UP.

This tile and pattern is so wonderful. Imagine being a kid playing with little toys and this tile.

Wonderful stories here

My new hobby will be announcing “the first pun of the new year,” the first kid saying 6-7 of the new year, the first pancakes of the new year! Please join me.

Once I got myself in trouble by saying, “getting bored is for boring people.”

The house pots-and-pans bangers broke a spoon here, seeing the old year out.

Samesies

I’d never seen the Streisand/O’Neal “What’s Up, Doc?” until now. It really has everything.

How did my brain get so scrambled that I can only follow a television plot for an hour or two on a good day, or read just a bit at a time, yet I go to sleep some nights and my brain serves up exhausting dreams with huge casts and plot twists? It feels like my batteries got put in the wrong way.

I would simply not consent to having the fathomless evil power amplify my worst aspects.

There is a nice absence of brands on this app. I wanted to bother the Kerrygold butter people and had to go to twitter to do it.

I put away my laundry despite still having the flu a bit, and now I’m not doing shit else except maybe eat a bit of pie.

Wishing everybody’s Dawn Davenport dreams come true

I’m finally watching House of Gucci and Jeremy Irons has coughed TWICE into his hankie this man is TOAST.

5 medical admin calls, adding up to 27 minutes, i should get 27 cookies

good morning to evil women

finally some good art

This is why I love Criminal Minds.

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Watching TV #1 if The Wizard of Oz is on I have to watch it. #2 I am happy if New Order getting Chevrolet ad money but it is disorienting to hear music I like on CBC commercials

Only as old as I feel! I got my first handicapped parking tag, which will help me make it to kids sports events, and on the same day Spotify decided to tell me I’m my mom’s approximate age.

I don’t know, @robynelyse.bsky.social, I think this kind of rules 😂

“Give me front butt and make it pointy”

Somehow coffee just stopped working, Coca Cola, too. My caffeine receptor broke, now what am I to do?

hello my name is Franchise and this is my husband Brand and we are the Cellophanes

I have been reading a lot about Van Gogh for the last couple of years, and I wonder if there are any unthought thoughts about him

🎶Papal reign, papal reign…🎶

Love to be the mom whose kids excitedly hear about Black Friday shopping and be like Well Actually there’s a Boycott my darlings and what’s more fun than that

What astonishing legal innovations you get when you drive everyone with ethics and skills out of your employ

As I read this, I'm thinking about the man I interviewed who had to be hospitalized from the Covid he caught at the poultry processing plant and he got fired for it and he still has long Covid

Omg 💜 💟 💜 has Ann Arbor @aadl.org ever done an Iggy card??

Why is the old-fashioned phrase “piss and vinegar” so funny? I just typed it into a text message and thought, god that’s revolting, but it was exactly what I wanted to say. And there’s no good alternate! So i sent the text.

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Instead of an austerity budget, we should be creating good jobs in science, research, green energy, and capitalizing on the areas the US is failing to invest in. And we should be putting tax dollars into public housing, education, and healthcare where it is desperately needed.

Most of us don’t get six weeks paid time off!

“When you look back and see four pairs of footprints, not five, that was when the secret police carried Me away to be interrogated and imprisoned.”

“…when there were 3 sets of jackboot prints?” “That is when the Police abducted you.”