"4 men walk in the booth, 1 note comes out: the Jagged Edge story, this fall in BET+"

“One Durag, One Sound”

The three categories of Kiffin Gossip now flooding out of Oxford are The Dog Is Fake, He Is A Yoga Nuisance, and the other one. My personal favorite is Dog

The simple answer is he’s 5’9 lol. Any professional bball or football player that tall is probably gonna thrive in situations where they are being doubted lol

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit

every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades

I’ve seen this movie before. Congrats to OSU lol

This game got the potential to get ugly lol

That was clearly a fumble but fuck it lmao

Good lord, Barham is a fucking idiot

Jackson put Rolder in a blender. Good grief

Barham be going so far wide tryna rush the passer every play, he always leaves a big ass rushing lane

Jyaire!

Big play, Zeke!

Gus finally decided to stop jinxing Zvada

Chip dialing up some bullshit early

Bredeson is hurt and I forgot that. Running game might not pop a big run like that first one again lol

Jordan Marshall back

It’s the Xhosa baby for me. Those little clicks 🥹

The amount of brown nosing the managers in my org do on calls is such nasty work. Just a bunch of grandstanding and chiming in with “I agree” tryna get a promotion that doesn’t even exist lmao

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KEEP SHARING YOUR STORIES about increased ACA premiums due to the disappearance of subsidies. The stories clearly are having an impact, they help people feel less helpless, and they create solidarity that leads to action. Mine went from $395→ $821. What happened for you?

ppl who sit right next to me when there’s other alternatives deserve to stub their pinky toe on furniture every time they wake up to use the bathroom at night

"The attorney in the New York office spoke in depth about the plan being recently updated to include mosques and liberal synagogues in the wake of Zohran Mamdani’s recent win in the New York City mayor’s race."

Cam Newton being benched for a dress code violation for a series and then Derek Anderson throwing an interception on the first play is my Roman Empire

Pablo bout to bring actual journalism back? This could be fun lol

I THOUGHT I was telling a joke about Pablo getting the Epstein files last year but apparently I was not

Michigan needing a last second field goal to beat NW was so egregious

DEIJean with a pick

The constitution has no teeth. It’s a miracle it took this long for somebody to just say “Sure, Jan” lol

LMFAO

Gus jinxing Zvada again. I hate him right now lmao

Offensive line moving furniture out there

Smart run by Bryce. First good decision he’s made this quarter

Marsh might be the best freshman receiver we’ve had since idk when

Shotgun on fourth and 1. We fumble. Sherrone might be on his way out

STOP THROWING THE FUCKING BALL

Those two missed field goals loom large now. Thanks, Gus

Again

Yea. We are gonna lose this game lol

FJ clearly on the take with that quick signal that it’s NW ball. Pile hadn’t even cleared up

*sigh* I hate this team lol

Gus and Joel jinxing Zvada again lmao

Bryce to Marsh is gonna be a better version of JJ and Roman Wilson if they keep growing together

Wink blitzing and leaving the middle of the field open. As fucking usual

I wish Michigan would get rid of the trick plays. I hate them so fucking much

Idk how that got completed. But I guess it’s better to be lucky than good sometimes lol

Bryce almost gave them one