Penn State being 0-2 in B1G play is DELICIOUS LMFAO

Me listening to "Down with the King" for the very first time:

Very emblematic of Dayton as a city

Justice has been served in Ann Arbor 🫡

DMC is hooping

We should be up at least 16 lol

Bryce begged to go for it and botched the snap. Life with a freshman QB LMFAO

Bryce gotta learn to take some pepper off these throws man lol

Ok, Maj, bout time he made a play lol

Bryce starting to settle down

Rod Moore back! (That was illegal contact by Hill, but we not gon talk about that lol)

DMC saving the offense. Yes sir!

Oh, that’s a catch, baby

Zeke would’ve won the game if he picked that off. We just need one drive in plus territory

Dog this offense can’t do SHIT

Sprague is ASS and that Babalola injury is biting us in the ass

And we missing field goals. This is like the 2022 team, but not as good in terms of frustration lol

Aight, stop throwing Maj the ball. This boy got butter fingers lmao

Bryce and Marsh balling

Glad Zvada found his footing again

X____X

Bryce almost gave them one

We might got us one with Marsh

Oh no

Defense gon have to get us a turnover. Offense ain’t doing shit outside of Justice

Come on, Bredesen. You gotta catch that

We did not get that first down but I’ll take it lol

Justice is served

Defense ain’t stopping shit smh

Just sang “I Want It That Way” with a bunch of ppl in a bar on my IG lol

The commissary is the only reason a lot of military families can afford to eat right now 🙃

I met an older black lady at the park who was out there selling brownies & pecan candy to cover her seizure medicine after losing her Medicaid coverage. If you follow me & live in New Orleans, if you’re ever near Harrell Stadium, please go buy something from her!

Almost like paying a QB that isn’t a ceiling raiser franchise QB money isn’t a good idea lol

Was catching a friend up on my life, lately. I described an interaction I had with a former love interest and my friend said: Nigga, you gotta give women dating you a warning label. You can’t be going from kind and thoughtful to asshole like that. I told her yes the fuck I can lol

Well, that’s not good lol

Few things bring me joy like the ability to be righteously petty. Like, I got a good reason to be petty? That’s always a fun time lol

There were people (of my complexion) who voted for this man because they were so aghast about a Black woman leading the country

If you haven’t been paying attention to the EA takeover because you’re not a gamer, here’s why it should concern you anyway. 2 out of 3 people in the US play video games —and right-wingers are gearing up to control their content. Their messaging, their propaganda. Coming to a console near you.

The Ravens messed up by not keeping a blackup on deck for Lamar.

My brain seeing all the ways turtles have been part of my childhood and how my life relates to that of my shelled brethren, metaphorically, after buying a turtle bracelet because a woman called me childish in the mall while wearing a TMNT t shirt & shoes

My last therapy session, my therapist challenged me to stay in the moment with all my birthday plans. I did my best and coming back to work today after a week off, I actually feel like I was off for a week. That never happens lol

Private equity? Yea, EA is COOKED lmao

wtf

[James Franklin, landing a plane all the way from 30k feet to exactly five feet above the runway] Tower we are good [James Franklin at exactly four feet above the ground] oh shit I'm not a pilot am I

BYU’s QB wearing number 47 makes me irrationally angry lmao

James Franklin lost to unprime clay Helton in the rose bowl. With Saquon as his running back.

Words in 2023 that would’ve seemed to not belong in this order

It’s a beautiful thing Unless you were a writer who picked them as a natty contender to try and be a galaxy brain. Or a Penn State fan but idk why anybody would root for Penn State who didn’t see their former and disgraced head coach win titles lol

JAMES FRANKLIN TRICK Y’ALL EVERY YEAR