Another case of someone getting animal farm'd. Happens to all but the most green-thumbed of croppers with the means to provide the most decadent feed.

It's my last night at the low density testicular mass support group. I can't deal with the cringe anymore. Someone got up to read a poem titled "The Wind That Blew My Beans Away" and after, he "accidentally" sat with his package right on a kitchen scale that read 0.5g. Yeah maybe with a 0.4g tare. 🙄

holy shit, I was actually able to see the aurora as far south as Houston, check it out

I learned how to be good in bed so girls would pretend to be interested in the youtube videos I show them

there’s nothing so pure in this world as a girl online who is super horny about a cartoon

I bet I could wreck a Hobbit open palm slaps only no knuckles allowed. Just one well placed pop across the rosy cheek, thrown from the shoulder, and Pippin goes spinning to the dirt floor. Knock his fucking lights into The Age That Comes After.

who do you think was the first guy to draw the big cloud of cartoon characters fighting w/ their arms poppin out

time chops everything. we all become unc in the end.

like it or not, this is what peak male performance looks like

hello coworker thanks for getting projects done

inspired by @dialacina.com

learning who Dick Chaney is.......... yikes

can we parade dick cheney’s corpse around like in game of thrones or what

only a tech guy could miss the point this much

Don’t mind if I do

Without saying your age who was your first animated crush

I was struck by a sniper's bullet through my panoramic bay window! I staggered backwards crashing through charming stained walnut French doors! Help! Help me! I'm slumped against my playful seafoam accent wall under a cascading heartleaf philodendron! Send help immediately to my secluded manse!

what the fuck is this thing

farted at the bar then a guy sat right next to me :/

Wearing sign around my neck that says "Do not take this self-deprecating comment at face value! I am in reality psychotically narcissistic!"

big fan of being reluctant while something good is thrust upon me this isn’t about pegging

And this is the frame where Kaya should have teched it, after that Hasan would have been open for a strong punish and she could continue that into her neutral combo

pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssseeee I neeeeeeed this

It’s almost like Trump and his friends think they may need to go to Argentina in a few years or something.

look at this guy

haha woah the what whale?

wadical leftism is destwoying us

looking for a girl who’s more talented than me so I can ride her coattails I mean support her

imagine being a member of Seal Team 6 and having some alcoholic Fox News host make you sit in a theater while he calls you a fat pussy.

Finger’s crossed that the rapture actually happens tomorrow. Not expecting to go to heaven but it’d be cool for evangelicals to finally shut the fuck up.

Monet’s estate

the real scoop is that Charlie actually went to islamic heaven

am i allowed to say that if he was really that smart he would've debated professors and not 19 year olds?

did I mention that I’m in france rn

@moderation.bsky.app Why is this still up? The information here is verified to not be true. why are you letting misinformation spread uncontested on your site? This is misinformation that has the potential to specifically harm a large portion of your most active user base.

me too buddy, me too

Don't you all realize what this means? The right will begin a systematic and extralegal oppression of their political enemies and vulnerable populations. This is the first thing I saw on the news after waking up from a 25-year coma.

In the Delta Sky Miles lounge right now, which is probably the closest thing I’ll ever experience to class mobility.

fuck this fuckin bihc

Within literally 30 seconds of starting Silksong I found two secret rooms and died It’s got the juice

This songs called Cruisin’ for P idk what the P stands for open.spotify.com/track/31aUVz...

If you aren’t posting about Silksong dropping tomorrow like what the fuck are you even doing

wow I’m really smart actually

Will thinking that getting roasted constantly on here is some kind of universal experience is pretty funny

wish I could still get this libbed up I need a pill for that now

Met a guy at the bar the other week that said he was a stuntman in the movie Trolls 2 and said he could get me in the film industry.

We need a Hakeem Jeffries of the right.