I once got death threats for a month because I said “we shouldn’t trust Brianna Wu”

i still think this is true but i "100% disagree" with how it went down. really really sorry about that!

Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

Mama mia

Future absolutely could have made Ok Computer but Radiohead could NEVER make Dirty Sprite 2

Orders on this were WAY higher than I expected, wow. Thanks to everyone, reader and retailer alike, who supports us and takes a chance on us. It means so much.

Tried to enjoy my afternoon with an edible and Assorted Crisis Events #5 and now my brains inside out.

I thought girl Reddit would be more like “let’s power rank Salior Moon characters” and not “it’s intersectional feminism to call security on an 11 year old”

Alt R&B Demon Hunters

Pronouns were invented by big noun to get us to buy more nouns

If I had a squirtle, I’d call him “squirt turtle” when I’m mad at him

I don’t know what the correct responses is when OJ Simpson comes up, but today I learned it’s not: “2,000 rushing yards in the regular season? Best to ever do it”

That’s right guy, the person who voted to finance a genocide lost only because of racism and nothing else.

War arrives just on time

If your opposition to ICE has qualifiers, you’re a coward.

Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."

The amount of people who just don’t know what a strike is depresses me. This is what happens when you get all your radical theory from Instagram stories.

Animal Crossing needs a Sport Mode, specifically Basketball. I want to cross some animals.

Absoulte Martin Manhunter is undefeated. Imagine if your best friend was the smoke of your cigarette and also the feeling of community

If I see another wyt girl in a lace front, I’m going to lose my mind

I am bearing down in ways lost to time

Great weather for walking around, investigating crimes, avoiding the government and bearing witness to the cities sins!

Any kind of political discourse online is no impossible because everyone responds to what they want you to have said and not what you said.

All this "physical media" content has to be a ad campaign to sell shit, right?

Listen, I agree that Sinners is the best movie of the year and frankly, the best original movie in years. BUT it's really wild for people to act like it's a scrappy underdog when Christopher fuckin Nolan is running it's campaign for the Oscars

Don’t trust a leftist that thinks feudalism was better than captalism

"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard

Yelling at people about their Spotify wrapped is the most fake progressive shit I’ve ever seen. Go hand out food, you absolute poser

i strongly, strongly believe that good writing is downstream of clear thinking and a strong understanding of the subject matter at hand. without fail, tortured writing comes from writers who don’t know and can’t think clearly about anything.

The real moral of A Christmas Carol is that there’s a discreet amount of roast goose that could fix whatever the fuck with Tiny Tim; who is a frog.

Now more than ever we need to internalize the true message of 'A Christmas Carol', which is that you have a moral obligation to not make your past traumas everyone else's problem

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

you might be wondering "who goes to see the avatars?" it's me, i go to see the avatars. i love that shit.

I heard when Philly fans boo their own team Chicago fans wake up with a bottle of spicy giardiniera under their pillow.

Me buying a copy of The Onion when I was 18: "let's see what those rascals are up to now." Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."

My new most anticipated movie is the inevitable documentary about whatever the fuck is happening behind the scenes of Wicked

Maybe it’s my Entire-Family-Hates-Trump-And-Doesn’t-Support-Israel privilege is showing, but I have never had a political conversation over thanksgiving in my life. What are you people on?

Letsa Go! (Back to Italy)

If you’re a leftist hating people for gathering for one of our few legal holidays, you’re a disappointment and totally worthless to any real political action. Die mad

Scully

I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.

If I had 3 wishes they would be 1) no more billionaires, everyone has unlimited money for fun shit 2) no more Israel 3) Pusha T verse on a remix of Freaky T

twitter this last week

Shout out Wicked, that’s Dune for gays

I think it’s hilarious that the Dave Matthew’s band has two things 1) a black drummer 2) a whiter fan base than racism

New rule: if you moralize your own/other people media consumption unprompted, you have to do fifteen (15) push ups

🧵International Men's Day is about trans men. It's about black and brown men. It's about NB people who go through life being seen as men for convenience. It's not only about the boy who gets bullied because he can't throw a football, but the athlete pressured out of a meaningful education.

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

House music can truly fix my issues