OH MY GOD FINALLY

"how did you get into ttrpgs" as a kid i loved the Shining Force games on sega genesis, which seeded in me an endless hunger for turn-based grid strategy combat games, esp. in a fantasy-adventure setting when i discovered d&d, its tactical aspects scratched that itch in a way nothing had in years

the internet used to be where people would go to be authentically weird and try out new identities, now it's where the megan trainor corporation pays a famous child to dance.

we have to go back. to warn them.

thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours

the youth pastor pulling up a chair to sit on backwards meme but like if he was a bluesky poster

Bunny calendar repost! Here’s two more of my favorite months:

When I arrive at the party

everybody wishes their pets could talk but honestly If cats could talk theyd be saying shit like "hey mom 🥺 isn't it so sad that Heathcliff died of petma?"

now that Bezos got healthcare subsidies nuked for his tax breaks his newspaper is about 2 weeks from telling us "FEEL BAD? — JUST EAT A SPOONFUL OF VICKS!" like my mom always did mmm mmmm vicks.

Dick World United States, Census, 1920

The Mayor is here at hand.

www.wlky.com/article/plan... So I guess not paying ATC controllers for over a month and a half has some fucking consequences actually, huh?

RARE visible katrina pic* because the halloweekend fit was kinda poppin *might actually delete later

lmaooo no way

I heard they were going to call him Charles 2.5 to manage expectations, but they couldn't agree on how the Romans would've rendered a decimal

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops."

Because we're at a hotel, I'm watching late night shows on TV as they air. Like the pioneers

seeing a neat post with 58 quote tweets and getting excited to read some thought-provoking discussion, only to discover it's just the original poster QRT'ing himself 57 times in any replies thread he can tangentially relate it to, for months

called 911 for the first time in my adult life this morning and they had my ass on hold waiting for the next available agent?! either people were wilding the fuck out at 5:40 in the morning or this city is grievously misallocating our tax money

Daily bunny no.3109's seafaring days are behind him

*seeing someone spread lamb’s blood on their door* oh look another lib virtue signaling again

any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally

UPDATE: the very next night, Blinsky (boy on top) was so excited for food time that he ate too fast, got sick, ran into the lower box, threw up all over it and ruined it his brothers tried to enter after and "bury it bury it" scrape and smeared it all over this is why we can't have nice things!!!

made my sweet stupid boys a cat tower out of the boxes our new crockpot came in (7 quarts! it's homemade apple cider season baby!!) and they immediately did a perfect recreation of us + our neighbors in the apartment downstairs when d&d gets rowdy

i am hopeless at remembering accent marks, and so wont even attempt them. But otherwise, here's my best try 100% from memory, on this first night of weather cool enough for October to feel like itself: Maith deireadh fomhar agaibh! 🍂 hopefully i didnt mess that up...!

You'd think the universe would compensate me for not being good at anything by making me funny or hot instead, but no.

I knew Things Had Changed when my media law professor *insisted* that we use Wikipedia for a paper.

And those were some previews for my next comic, set in the DnD universe, I'll be sharing more of it in the future. Also, here's the full page of Mystra and the MC, because Bluesky cut off half of it for some reason

NOT NOW, RING WITH RARE INSCRIPTION FOUND IN NORTH NORFOLK FIELD

Dumb houses, cars, and phones, y'all. While you're ditching #disney and #hulu and all the other boycotts of billionaires, please also remove your #alexa and your #ringcam and turn off your #Siri and your #heygoogle. They profit from surveillance, too, not just subscriptions.

the bad thing about dating an artist who is also a gamer is that you get dunked on in your own hospital room when they visit *i am neither the artist nor the one hospitalized

ask your doctor if Stubble Clown is right for you

If you bring your lunch to tiny huge island, leave it big, but take some of it through the pipe from small to big, would that small chunk of the big lunch become a big small chunk you can continuously bring small parts of through the small to big pipe to have an infinitely growing lunch?

Wiggler Wishes You Wouldn't

An assassin writes Bella Ciao in the same breath as a Notices Your Bulge meme on his bullets. One of the government responses is a practicing Hindu asserting that the fundamentalist Christian victim will join him in a Norse pagan afterlife. Welcome to the epistemic collapse.

overwatch-style game where one of the characters is basically just playing Tony Hawk on the level environment. the sicker your tricks the more you buff your team & debuff the opponent

Hearing rumors RFK might be headed to the DL with zombification caused by using haunted cadaver ligaments in a Tommy John-style vocal cord surgery mishap.

țhe sttupid doūfus.. ....

had to pawn my orb

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you just KNOW this dude has an all-timer tweet in the chamber ready to go for The Day That It Happens. probably a few different ones depending on the means, tbh

It's not a career. It's not a calling. It's a terminal hobby. You will die doing this. Become a writer.

the dream of Dan Quayle spelling is alive at the Kentucky State Fair

hey, that's that stevie ray vaughan track