Phone auto connected to my work wifi, and my most recent browser tab WAS NSFW 🫣🫣 IT if you got an alert someone tried to access porn at work I did NOT mean to 😭😭

Truly criminal that I have to work today instead of building more apartment complex’s for Pokémon in Pokopia 🤭 Guess which one I’m living in ✌🏻

boys and girls and anyone really when did kissing become so boring, kiss everyone everywhere all the time muahhhh

This one’s giving the most “chest” of my recent faves 😘

One of my bosses decided I looked good enough to be in a staged marketing picture as a bartender 🤭

Why the FUCK do Pasek and Paul have to be such good songwriters and attach themselves to such Horrible, shouldn’t be performed shows with honestly almost offensive morals?

Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you? ….maybe there’s a reason I’m single 😅

Anyone else dress up WAY nicer on days you don’t want to do anything?

AHA! Finally blocked the account that’s been following and unfollowing me for weeks!! BEGONE

I *feel* vaguely pretty today though! So at least that’s going for me!

Works been slow, but I have a doctors appointment at 4 so I’m staying through the day so I don’t drive home and back out to the doctor 😅

I like to kiss men with my mouth 😈😈😘

Alright I needa go home and play Pokopia so I can make Jurassic Park LMAO

Can we stop with the live action remakes

Men have been pissing me off recently, and I’m about to use these two photos interchangeably 🤭🤭

HAHAH SIKE! I got my dates wrong and tried to do this a week too early 🤭🤭

Impostor Syndrome kicking in double time as I’m guest speaking in a Theatre Management Class this morning 🤭

It’s been too long since I created something artistically and I think I might actually burst if I don’t remedy this soon

I just wanna have 5 to 7 drinks and kiss some boys 😩

Coming out as a makeoutaholic 🥹

Is getting older just discovering new kinks, accepting them, until you die?

Almost wore this to work, but thought my nipples might be too visible to be appropriate

Last time I felt this way, I made an appointment for nipple piercings the same week 🤭

Uh oh. Im thinking about getting more ear piercings again 🫣 I might do it this time

HAHA came home sick from work and decided to try to sleep it off….from 11:30-2 essentially 🤭 Guess I needed the sleep

Anyone else just nottttt feeling this week? Like 0/10 so far.

Can’t tell if I’m sick because of an illness, or the rapidly changing weather, or the start of spring and pollen going everywhere, or some long-term intestinal issue, or

putting green food coloring in my cum for st paddy’s day

Officially booked my Dallas Trip today 🤭🤭 In other news- DONT TRAVEL IN JUNE HOLY FUCK

gm faguettes

It being 11 degrees outside has delayed my morning routine 🫣

Wanting to call off work, but remembering you’re in charge of the department and absolutely need to be at work is ROUGH

NO ABANDON HOPE! The breeze has changed (like Kansas does) and I didn’t look at a weather forecast

Currently missing wearing just shorts and being able to exist outdoors

You know what, I’m gonna enjoy this beautiful spring day…as soon as my allergy meds kick in 🤭

Share to save a life

I’m off to bed 😘 Goodnight Cuties

Yall mind if I post pics from vacation even though I’m home now layered up?

atp im not even really doing anything else…

Back on my Lover Boi vibe

Everytime I find a grey hair, I hope it’ll turn into a streak of grey because I’ve always thought that looked cool

Okay maybe I need to learn to take an extra day off after vacation to just exist 😵‍💫😵‍💫 I feel crazed after working today

Celadon City fountain is a marked cruising location on sniffies, I just know it

Woke up to a cold (44 degrees F) morning for my first day back to work 😫 I need warmer temps to get here NOW

The flight from Chicago to KC is always strange. I do find myself listening to Hadestown everytime though, and tend to get off the plane by “Promises” though

I can’t tell if I’m tired and delirious, but I genuinely think I may die if I’m not kissed by a man this week

Just got into Chicago before going home to KC and OOF this day is gonna last forever isn’t it

If you saw that post and wondered where the last one went. 🫣 Bluesky moderation has been whack the past week and I wanted to make sure I labeled that myself

It’s saved me from peeling at least!! Ya boi’s trying to be slightly less pale 🤭