I think I’m going to Broadway Karaoke this weekend 🤭🤭 Now I gotta figure out what songs to sing

OKAY so I know it’s not a picture of me naked but LOOK AT THESE GUYS!!! THEYRE COMING ALONG SO WELL

Put Me In Your Mouth

Sister is too scared to go to the dispensary by herself, so she asked me to help her go tomorrow 🤭🤭

2016 | 2026 Been out for almost a whole decade now 🤭

Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck ICE.

Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.

Got a Heated Blanket delivered today and just realized I’ve been curled under it like a cat for the past hour

Cute men stop living so far away from me challenge 😘😘 The Challenge is that you move to the Midwest for me 🤭

Need somebunny to munch on my banana like this 🫣

The amount of people who are sick today from work is insane! Flu Season has BEEN here yall damn

First book of 2026 is FINISHED! We love a Gay Story that feels realistic without being the most depressing thing you’ve read. As someone who has dated men whose family kicked them out for their sexuality, it was refreshing to have a story feature that aspect without dwelling on it 4.5/5 Stars!

And if I get home, get stoned as fuck, and game to relax? Who’s gonna stop me 🤭🤭

I think these are mine 🫣🫣 Why am I all over the place with these?

Currently wishing I could stay home and make giant snowmen in Animal Crossing

Another Day of Telling Fully Grown Adults that they actually have to work at their job 😭😭

Definitely recommend going to the art musuem while a little stoned

Me when I stay up late before my first day back to work after a 4 day weekend

What if we played Pokemon together 👉👈

Fun Fact: I’ve had this island since 2020 and this is the first time I’ve ever played it in the Winter

My 2026 Goals; - Become Stronger - See More Theatre: (35 Shows in 2025) - Read More - Travel to See Friends More

Not a huge change btw!! Just a MUCH NEEDED trim!

Finally getting my haircut after 2 months of being too busy to find time Proof will come later 😉

Not me making a silly little TikTok on a whim 🫣 Who do I think I am?

Became important enough at work that I need a 3rd computer monitor??? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

And if I cross stitch my own nudes 🫣 would anyone be interested??

One of these days I’ll actually have free time again, and when that day comes 🤭 I won’t even know what to do with myself!

Do I HAVE to go back to work?

transbordando, 2025.

I didn’t do any New Years Resolutions last year other than to become more sexy and mysterious Should I keep ‘em vague again this year too?

Need to clean my house but I got dickstracted from FCF today 🥵

Funny Nudes will always turn me on more I think Like yeah! Draw on that Dick Pic! Give it a weird little face!

I’ve been WORKING today my god…. Need a vacation or something soonb

Today has been 18 years and 5 minutes all at the same time

‘Twas the Friday before Christmas, and all through the office, ITS BEEN FUCKING BUSY!!!

Need this button for everything

I’m a visual learner if anyone feels like sharing with the class 🫣

Men with Thick Thighs >>>>>>>>>>

I keep wanting to post more but my stream of conscious rn is just:

Finally done being sick!!! (Yay! 🥹) Now I have to work (Boo! 😫)

Been sick the last few days. Hope yall have been well!

The Boy | The Tree he finally put up

Fighting the urge to post for fcf

I’m lowkey obsessed with the way a COMPLETELY SFW photo has gotten so many likes in comparison to my more NSFW ones 🫣🫣

Ugly Sweater Day at work calls for the same “Pug-ly “ sweater I’ve worn since High School

Ya Boi got his glasses in the mail finally! More slutty glasses pics coming soon

I’m not trying to be rude, but when I see someone using ChatGPT, it’s just a boner killer 😬. Killing the planet gives me the ick

Seeing Wicked: For Good with the rumble seating and in 3D tonight again I wanna be so stoned that I think I’m in a throuple during As Long As You’re Mine

Figured out I’m better at aiming for shooting games on my PC 🫣🫣 Should I get Dead By Daylight for the PC cause I’ll be better at it most likely??

I’m not even surprised at all. Of course Minecraft was my #1 game. 27 games played this year though feels pretty nice